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Nov 21, 2021
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BYUFootballisBack
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I think the roommate would have told the cousin, and anyone that would listen
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I want more stories. If you're willing to share, tell me about your worst or
BlueVU
11/18/21 12:10pm
i went out with a co-worker once
Beggar
11/18/21 12:23pm
How was work the next day? I assume you quit?
Alpi Gusto
11/18/21 12:25pm
As you might imagine, it was a little awkward
Beggar
11/18/21 12:29pm
Diarrhea saved you from the peril.
spoxjox
11/18/21 12:39pm
RE: i went out with a co-worker once
Kavorka
11/18/21 12:42pm
My date informed me my collar was messed up. She reached out to fix it.
BigEasyCougar
11/18/21 12:27pm
I hesitate to tell the story as I know her brothers are here on CB.
BigEasyCougar
11/18/21 12:41pm
First date with the girl that eventually "Dear Johned" me. It was a drive thru
Vincent's Picks
11/18/21 12:28pm
Freshman year at BYU. I asked this girl out from the ward.
JuicyJam
11/18/21 12:28pm
Oh man... You reminded me of my second horrible dating experience...
BlueVU
11/18/21 12:36pm
Uhh…. You drive here and her boyfriend to the Bonfire? Lol.
kotacoug
11/18/21 12:45pm
I know... I was a dumb early 20's. I think I was thinking they were just friends
BlueVU
11/18/21 12:51pm
This one was also awkward:
JuicyJam
11/18/21 12:37pm
75 lbs ago, ok, that was funny
zerome4sooners
11/18/21 3:10pm
Super shy girl who I don't know from Eve asks me to girls' choice dance in
NOCAL_YFAN
11/18/21 12:30pm
Been there, awful experience
BYU Fan
11/18/21 4:08pm
Blind date (she was cute) with group at teppanyaki place. Was eating an
boogers
11/18/21 12:35pm
Oh. No, there was no second date.
boogers
11/18/21 12:38pm
Boardname kinda checks out
Lalau
11/19/21 4:35pm
I had a guy in our ward who was taking off a year from UNC
BYULAWGUY
11/18/21 12:40pm
Hahahahaha, oh man... THAT is soooo cringey!
BlueVU
11/18/21 12:41pm
I'm sure that marriage (if it got to that point) has been a tremendous success
NOCAL_YFAN
11/18/21 12:45pm
I had been talking to a guy in my ward a lot, and we were in the early stages of
Springirl
11/18/21 12:42pm
This guy?
boogers
11/18/21 12:44pm
And what is the rest of the story?
BYULAWGUY
11/18/21 12:45pm
I ended up dating Tim for about six months and got pretty serious, but things
Springirl
11/18/21 1:09pm
My friend's date crapped his pants and let it fall down through his pant leg
BYULAWGUY
11/18/21 12:43pm
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
BlueVU
11/18/21 12:55pm
"Friend's date", uh huh, right.
Bandersnatch
11/18/21 2:01pm
This was my wife's roommate. Didn't she slip in it too and fall down?
maweien
11/18/21 2:56pm
The story I heard is that she saw a pile of crap in the aisle and she saw him
BYULAWGUY
11/18/21 3:31pm
RE: My friend's date crapped his pants and let it fall down through his pant leg
spoxjox
11/18/21 3:05pm
I’m laughing so hard right now. Crying.
doubleduce
11/18/21 3:51pm
Boardname
Deeppost
11/19/21 8:19am
I've posted it a few times. Gotta get the mileage out of it.
Kilgore Trout
11/18/21 12:47pm
I remember you sharing this story. Brutal. Can't believe she'd do that
Mayor of Cougartown
11/18/21 1:05pm
The scars run deep.
Kilgore Trout
11/18/21 1:08pm
Crazy story: First chick I ever kissed was super hot, athletic, and smart, so I
PGVikingDad
11/18/21 12:48pm
I always tell my kids that the 1st time I ever kissed my wife was at our wedding
Pangare
11/19/21 9:10am
Freshman year at BYU the EQ thought it would be a good idea to make sure each
LPcoug
11/18/21 12:49pm
Second or third date home from my mission, about 30 minutes into the date I
crack
11/18/21 12:49pm
RE: Second or third date home from my mission, about 30 minutes into the date I
Kavorka
11/18/21 12:51pm
RE: Second or third date home from my mission, about 30 minutes into the date I
russkiejedi
11/18/21 2:47pm
What do you want to know?
crack
11/18/21 6:19pm
RE: What do you want to know?
russkiejedi
11/18/21 7:37pm
Were they hot pajamas?
LyleLanley
2/14/22 5:26pm
Another from the archives:
Kilgore Trout
11/18/21 12:51pm
I so want the opposite parties in these posts ro be on cougarboard.
kotacoug
11/18/21 12:58pm
But my all-time favorite comes from a friend whose word I trust:
Kilgore Trout
11/18/21 1:01pm
I didn't realize I had this many awkward dating stories until I read some of
BlueVU
11/18/21 1:08pm
Polkadot girl
Enano
11/18/21 1:09pm
If you guys try and go out again, I’ll pay for it
Alpi Gusto
11/18/21 1:21pm
Our anniversary is coming up in January…
Enano
11/18/21 1:44pm
She gave you a second chance then?
Alpi Gusto
11/18/21 1:57pm
It actually was a really good date
Enano
11/18/21 2:12pm
RE: It actually was a really good date
Alpi Gusto
11/18/21 2:27pm
That Took me a minute to figure out
kotacoug
11/18/21 1:23pm
piqued?
boogers
11/18/21 2:02pm
still confused
Beggar
11/18/21 2:25pm
Enano
Enano
11/18/21 2:33pm
I was one of 5 RMs in a FR ward at BYU
kapcreations
11/18/21 1:09pm
Haha what the……
Kavorka
11/18/21 1:32pm
Went out with this girl and she kinda sucked. She had dated one of my friends from high school who was honestly the
Alpi Gusto
11/18/21 1:15pm
Took out the sister of a friend from my ward on a few dates, might have been the
BYUFootballisBack
11/18/21 1:15pm
We were at the Chocolate in Orem and the girl I was dating asked me to plunge
Adwight
11/18/21 1:19pm
And you’ve been unclogging her toilets ever since…:)
D.T. Survivor
11/18/21 1:25pm
Aint that the truth.
Adwight
11/18/21 1:26pm
What the crap? (pun intended) Why didn’t she just leave it? Or ask an employee
ColonelMustard
11/19/21 4:16pm
Not really a date, but met a girl when we were teenagers and we kept in loose
BYUFootballisBack
11/18/21 1:20pm
First girl I dated after my mission. Kissed her after the first time we hung out
maxpowers
11/18/21 1:26pm
Alcohol breath isn’t great either.
JuicyJam
11/18/21 2:42pm
No, it's not, but it's better than cigarette breath.
spoxjox
11/18/21 3:08pm
No doubt. Haven't experienced that one though.
JuicyJam
11/18/21 5:13pm
In high school, there was a girl on the track team who was REALLY interested in me. Let's call her Saiko.
jaromp
11/18/21 1:34pm
Usually people pick an alias like Jill or Jane...but props for going out on a
ColonelMustard
11/19/21 11:50pm
Yes, I was going to use one like that, but I felt like "Jane" just wasn't a good fit for her
jaromp
11/21/21 6:47pm
Blind date. Fell into a pit at a corn maze. Date sucked.
bag
11/18/21 1:40pm
Another from a different friend:
Kilgore Trout
11/18/21 1:41pm
Is there really that much difference to what those ballet dancers usually wear?
JupiterJones
11/18/21 4:18pm
I'd gone out with a girl a few times. Things seemed to be going well.
Kilgore Trout
11/18/21 1:48pm
I was once hanging out with a girl that, again, I thought was just a friend.
BlueVU
11/18/21 3:09pm
The real reason I never called her again was that the next night I went out
Kilgore Trout
11/18/21 3:47pm
BYU freshman year. Pre-mission. I get asked to an on-campus dinner and dance.
Doogal McCougar
11/18/21 2:34pm
Ha, BYU is such an interesting place…
Kavorka
11/18/21 2:39pm
Creative dating. So wrong.
boogers
11/18/21 2:54pm
Some friends and I took dates to the State Fair.
Kilgore Trout
11/18/21 2:47pm
I watched a buddy suck a dude in drags face at Area 51 once. He had no idea it
Backcountry
11/18/21 3:00pm
Ugh. Where's the "I'm going to be sick" emoticon?
spoxjox
11/18/21 3:09pm
RE: I watched a buddy suck a dude in drags face at Area 51 once. He had no idea
kotacoug
11/18/21 3:29pm
First date ever.
AltTabbins
11/18/21 3:10pm
Gosh... All these threads are reminding me how awkward I was between 16 and 21..
BlueVU
11/18/21 3:28pm
Yes, this entire thread is giving me a psychotic breakdown. Major PTSD.
TheWanderer
11/18/21 3:35pm
OK I'll bite, not really a date but...
teancum
11/18/21 3:11pm
Ariel's sisters were jealous of her seashells...
spoxjox
11/18/21 3:13pm
Have you ever wrestled a 50 year old wearing only his garments? I have.
TheWanderer
11/18/21 3:30pm
Uhhhh. Should I be the one to ask?.....
Doogal McCougar
11/18/21 3:37pm
It was quite straight. Or as straight as wrestling can be.
TheWanderer
11/18/21 3:45pm
Ah yes, of course....
Doogal McCougar
11/18/21 4:19pm
Prom my senior year of high school was an awkward-fest. An awkward-palooza even.
Kilgore Trout
11/18/21 3:39pm
A "friend" once screwed me over on a dating opportunity too...
BlueVU
11/18/21 3:48pm
Not mine but one of my favorites from my uncle
CougaRR4L
11/18/21 3:42pm
That's really sad. I feel for them both.
spoxjox
11/18/21 3:49pm
RE: Not mine but one of my favorites from my uncle
Doogal McCougar
11/18/21 4:22pm
RE: I want more stories. If you're willing to share, tell me about your worst or
Khavity
11/18/21 3:46pm
All right, cobwebs pulled off for this doozy
Lamby3804
11/18/21 4:19pm
I've had some painful ones, but the worst was a girl I hoped to marry after
rockyrd
11/18/21 3:52pm
Ouch
spoxjox
11/18/21 3:53pm
Not so much a date, but a dating experience...
Skeezix
11/18/21 4:12pm
My best friend and his date, his sister and her date
byublue42
11/18/21 5:08pm
So many good stories, I don't have much.
Cougero
11/18/21 6:29pm
Christmas Break from school I took the 17 hour drive home to be with
Ripliancum
11/18/21 7:13pm
I freaking hate girls like that. Send a freaking text. Ghosting in that kind of
ColonelMustard
11/19/21 6:26pm
I still feel bad for not handling this situation better:
Wyomingite
11/18/21 7:52pm
Hmmm... how to choose just one... maybe one with Smack in it...
Smack'sWife
11/18/21 9:10pm
None of the Other Guys in these stories are on CB? A real reverse post would be
Kilgore Trout
11/19/21 9:17am
I had just finished making out with a girl who was divorced, when she let
ColonelMustard
11/19/21 4:13pm
Adultery for her. Only fornication for you. j/k
BYUlv
11/19/21 6:57pm
I was never one to date more than one girl at a time.
gwill
11/19/21 5:16pm
Girl invited me to St George for the weekend.
Hyrum in Houston
11/19/21 6:04pm
Okay, Okay, Okay I'll retell this...
So it goes...
11/19/21 6:50pm
We all bow to your discipline
JupiterJones
11/20/21 10:44am
RE: We all bow to your discipline
Cougero
11/20/21 6:32pm
I’m confused. Did your cousin know about this? Or find out about it later?
StantonMac
11/21/21 12:35pm
I think the roommate would have told the cousin, and anyone that would listen
BYUFootballisBack
11/21/21 1:23pm
If I didn't strip down and wherever that would have led. Then there would be...
So it goes...
11/21/21 5:21pm
I guess what I meant was…
StantonMac
11/21/21 6:39pm
No I never mentioned anything at all about the date with my cousin.
So it goes...
11/22/21 5:47pm
Late to this party but this situation was always equal parts cringe and funny
beeferoni
11/19/21 9:50pm
Seems if they were really prudes they wouldn't even know what that might have meant
supertux
11/21/21 7:08am
“I do not think it means what you think it means” Indigo Montoya
Enano
11/21/21 11:42am
The girl I liked, liked my roommate. Getting up the nerve, I asked her out...
runnincoug
7/25/23 1:04pm
Not my story, but awkward none the less
BYUFam1
7/25/23 2:17pm
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