“and that’s why we’re seperated” slip out while she was telling me about how horrible her ex was.
Me: “wait...separated?!”
Her: “crap. I didn’t want you to know that”
Me: “you said you were divorced!”
She: “I know. We pretty much are. I knew if I told you that it hadn’t gone through yet you wouldn’t be interested”
Me in my head: I just committed adultery 😱