We had this thing where missionaries would wrestle. It's a pure form of man versus man, mana a mano, to decide who is the superior being.

There was this missionary whom I will call "Elder Palmer" who was always talking about how he wrestled in high school, blah, blah, blah. So, another missionary, whom I will call "Elder Cameron", tells him to weigh in on the scale and whichever missionary in the house (6 total guys) weighs the closest will be him opponent. I was the lucky fellow.

And I beat that dude. It was all recorded on camera.

And then somehow Elder Cameron accidentally transfers the video file to an SD card full of ward Christmas photos that get sent home to a sister's family. (Sister E.). Yes. Also very awkward. Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.

The CBer from my mission should avert his eyes.