I know... I was a dumb early 20's. I think I was thinking they were just friends

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Nov 18, 2021
12:51:29pm

BlueVU Half-blood

... Yeah, nope.

he ended up marrying her for his green card and they had a kid. Pretty sure he left her. lol

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BlueVU

Previous username: CougarFitz
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I want more stories. If you're willing to share, tell me about your worst or

BlueVU

11/18/21 12:10pm

i went out with a co-worker once

Beggar

11/18/21 12:23pm

How was work the next day? I assume you quit?

Alpi Gusto

11/18/21 12:25pm

As you might imagine, it was a little awkward

Beggar

11/18/21 12:29pm

Diarrhea saved you from the peril.

spoxjox

11/18/21 12:39pm

RE: i went out with a co-worker once

Kavorka

11/18/21 12:42pm

My date informed me my collar was messed up. She reached out to fix it.

BigEasyCougar

11/18/21 12:27pm

I hesitate to tell the story as I know her brothers are here on CB.

BigEasyCougar

11/18/21 12:41pm

First date with the girl that eventually "Dear Johned" me. It was a drive thru

Vincent's Picks

11/18/21 12:28pm

Freshman year at BYU. I asked this girl out from the ward.

JuicyJam

11/18/21 12:28pm

Oh man... You reminded me of my second horrible dating experience...

BlueVU

11/18/21 12:36pm

Uhh…. You drive here and her boyfriend to the Bonfire? Lol.

kotacoug

11/18/21 12:45pm

I know... I was a dumb early 20's. I think I was thinking they were just friends

BlueVU

11/18/21 12:51pm

This one was also awkward:

JuicyJam

11/18/21 12:37pm

75 lbs ago, ok, that was funny

zerome4sooners

11/18/21 3:10pm

Super shy girl who I don't know from Eve asks me to girls' choice dance in

NOCAL_YFAN

11/18/21 12:30pm

Been there, awful experience

BYU Fan

11/18/21 4:08pm

Blind date (she was cute) with group at teppanyaki place. Was eating an

boogers

11/18/21 12:35pm

Oh. No, there was no second date.

boogers

11/18/21 12:38pm

Boardname kinda checks out

Lalau

11/19/21 4:35pm

I had a guy in our ward who was taking off a year from UNC

BYULAWGUY

11/18/21 12:40pm

Hahahahaha, oh man... THAT is soooo cringey!

BlueVU

11/18/21 12:41pm

I'm sure that marriage (if it got to that point) has been a tremendous success

NOCAL_YFAN

11/18/21 12:45pm

I had been talking to a guy in my ward a lot, and we were in the early stages of

Springirl

11/18/21 12:42pm

This guy?

boogers

11/18/21 12:44pm

And what is the rest of the story?

BYULAWGUY

11/18/21 12:45pm

I ended up dating Tim for about six months and got pretty serious, but things

Springirl

11/18/21 1:09pm

My friend's date crapped his pants and let it fall down through his pant leg

BYULAWGUY

11/18/21 12:43pm

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

BlueVU

11/18/21 12:55pm

"Friend's date", uh huh, right.

Bandersnatch

11/18/21 2:01pm

This was my wife's roommate. Didn't she slip in it too and fall down?

maweien

11/18/21 2:56pm

The story I heard is that she saw a pile of crap in the aisle and she saw him

BYULAWGUY

11/18/21 3:31pm

RE: My friend's date crapped his pants and let it fall down through his pant leg

spoxjox

11/18/21 3:05pm

I’m laughing so hard right now. Crying.

doubleduce

11/18/21 3:51pm

Boardname

Deeppost

11/19/21 8:19am

I've posted it a few times. Gotta get the mileage out of it.

Kilgore Trout

11/18/21 12:47pm

I remember you sharing this story. Brutal. Can't believe she'd do that

Mayor of Cougartown

11/18/21 1:05pm

The scars run deep.

Kilgore Trout

11/18/21 1:08pm

Crazy story: First chick I ever kissed was super hot, athletic, and smart, so I

PGVikingDad

11/18/21 12:48pm

I always tell my kids that the 1st time I ever kissed my wife was at our wedding

Pangare

11/19/21 9:10am

Freshman year at BYU the EQ thought it would be a good idea to make sure each

LPcoug

11/18/21 12:49pm

Second or third date home from my mission, about 30 minutes into the date I

crack

11/18/21 12:49pm

RE: Second or third date home from my mission, about 30 minutes into the date I

Kavorka

11/18/21 12:51pm

RE: Second or third date home from my mission, about 30 minutes into the date I

russkiejedi

11/18/21 2:47pm

What do you want to know?

crack

11/18/21 6:19pm

RE: What do you want to know?

russkiejedi

11/18/21 7:37pm

Were they hot pajamas?

LyleLanley

2/14/22 5:26pm

Another from the archives:

Kilgore Trout

11/18/21 12:51pm

I so want the opposite parties in these posts ro be on cougarboard.

kotacoug

11/18/21 12:58pm

But my all-time favorite comes from a friend whose word I trust:

Kilgore Trout

11/18/21 1:01pm

I didn't realize I had this many awkward dating stories until I read some of

BlueVU

11/18/21 1:08pm

Polkadot girl

Enano

11/18/21 1:09pm

If you guys try and go out again, I’ll pay for it

Alpi Gusto

11/18/21 1:21pm

Our anniversary is coming up in January…

Enano

11/18/21 1:44pm

She gave you a second chance then?

Alpi Gusto

11/18/21 1:57pm

It actually was a really good date

Enano

11/18/21 2:12pm

RE: It actually was a really good date

Alpi Gusto

11/18/21 2:27pm

That Took me a minute to figure out

kotacoug

11/18/21 1:23pm

piqued?

boogers

11/18/21 2:02pm

still confused

Beggar

11/18/21 2:25pm

Enano

11/18/21 2:33pm

I was one of 5 RMs in a FR ward at BYU

kapcreations

11/18/21 1:09pm

Haha what the……

Kavorka

11/18/21 1:32pm

Went out with this girl and she kinda sucked. She had dated one of my friends from high school who was honestly the

Alpi Gusto

11/18/21 1:15pm

Took out the sister of a friend from my ward on a few dates, might have been the

BYUFootballisBack

11/18/21 1:15pm

We were at the Chocolate in Orem and the girl I was dating asked me to plunge

Adwight

11/18/21 1:19pm

And you’ve been unclogging her toilets ever since…:)

D.T. Survivor

11/18/21 1:25pm

Aint that the truth.

Adwight

11/18/21 1:26pm

What the crap? (pun intended) Why didn’t she just leave it? Or ask an employee

ColonelMustard

11/19/21 4:16pm

Not really a date, but met a girl when we were teenagers and we kept in loose

BYUFootballisBack

11/18/21 1:20pm

First girl I dated after my mission. Kissed her after the first time we hung out

maxpowers

11/18/21 1:26pm

Alcohol breath isn’t great either.

JuicyJam

11/18/21 2:42pm

No, it's not, but it's better than cigarette breath.

spoxjox

11/18/21 3:08pm

No doubt. Haven't experienced that one though.

JuicyJam

11/18/21 5:13pm

In high school, there was a girl on the track team who was REALLY interested in me. Let's call her Saiko.

jaromp

11/18/21 1:34pm

Usually people pick an alias like Jill or Jane...but props for going out on a

ColonelMustard

11/19/21 11:50pm

Yes, I was going to use one like that, but I felt like "Jane" just wasn't a good fit for her

jaromp

11/21/21 6:47pm

Blind date. Fell into a pit at a corn maze. Date sucked.

bag

11/18/21 1:40pm

Another from a different friend:

Kilgore Trout

11/18/21 1:41pm

Is there really that much difference to what those ballet dancers usually wear?

JupiterJones

11/18/21 4:18pm

I'd gone out with a girl a few times. Things seemed to be going well.

Kilgore Trout

11/18/21 1:48pm

I was once hanging out with a girl that, again, I thought was just a friend.

BlueVU

11/18/21 3:09pm

The real reason I never called her again was that the next night I went out

Kilgore Trout

11/18/21 3:47pm

BYU freshman year. Pre-mission. I get asked to an on-campus dinner and dance.

Doogal McCougar

11/18/21 2:34pm

Ha, BYU is such an interesting place…

Kavorka

11/18/21 2:39pm

Creative dating. So wrong.

boogers

11/18/21 2:54pm

Some friends and I took dates to the State Fair.

Kilgore Trout

11/18/21 2:47pm

I watched a buddy suck a dude in drags face at Area 51 once. He had no idea it

Backcountry

11/18/21 3:00pm

Ugh. Where's the "I'm going to be sick" emoticon?

spoxjox

11/18/21 3:09pm

RE: I watched a buddy suck a dude in drags face at Area 51 once. He had no idea

kotacoug

11/18/21 3:29pm

First date ever.

AltTabbins

11/18/21 3:10pm

Gosh... All these threads are reminding me how awkward I was between 16 and 21..

BlueVU

11/18/21 3:28pm

Yes, this entire thread is giving me a psychotic breakdown. Major PTSD.

TheWanderer

11/18/21 3:35pm

OK I'll bite, not really a date but...

teancum

11/18/21 3:11pm

Ariel's sisters were jealous of her seashells...

spoxjox

11/18/21 3:13pm

Have you ever wrestled a 50 year old wearing only his garments? I have.

TheWanderer

11/18/21 3:30pm

Uhhhh. Should I be the one to ask?.....

Doogal McCougar

11/18/21 3:37pm

It was quite straight. Or as straight as wrestling can be.

TheWanderer

11/18/21 3:45pm

Ah yes, of course....

Doogal McCougar

11/18/21 4:19pm

Prom my senior year of high school was an awkward-fest. An awkward-palooza even.

Kilgore Trout

11/18/21 3:39pm

A "friend" once screwed me over on a dating opportunity too...

BlueVU

11/18/21 3:48pm

Not mine but one of my favorites from my uncle

CougaRR4L

11/18/21 3:42pm

That's really sad. I feel for them both.

spoxjox

11/18/21 3:49pm

RE: Not mine but one of my favorites from my uncle

Doogal McCougar

11/18/21 4:22pm

RE: I want more stories. If you're willing to share, tell me about your worst or

Khavity

11/18/21 3:46pm

All right, cobwebs pulled off for this doozy

Lamby3804

11/18/21 4:19pm

I've had some painful ones, but the worst was a girl I hoped to marry after

rockyrd

11/18/21 3:52pm

Ouch

spoxjox

11/18/21 3:53pm

Not so much a date, but a dating experience...

Skeezix

11/18/21 4:12pm

My best friend and his date, his sister and her date

byublue42

11/18/21 5:08pm

So many good stories, I don't have much.

Cougero

11/18/21 6:29pm

Christmas Break from school I took the 17 hour drive home to be with

Ripliancum

11/18/21 7:13pm

I freaking hate girls like that. Send a freaking text. Ghosting in that kind of

ColonelMustard

11/19/21 6:26pm

I still feel bad for not handling this situation better:

Wyomingite

11/18/21 7:52pm

Hmmm... how to choose just one... maybe one with Smack in it...

Smack'sWife

11/18/21 9:10pm

None of the Other Guys in these stories are on CB? A real reverse post would be

Kilgore Trout

11/19/21 9:17am

I had just finished making out with a girl who was divorced, when she let

ColonelMustard

11/19/21 4:13pm

Adultery for her. Only fornication for you. j/k

BYUlv

11/19/21 6:57pm

I was never one to date more than one girl at a time.

gwill

11/19/21 5:16pm

Girl invited me to St George for the weekend.

Hyrum in Houston

11/19/21 6:04pm

Okay, Okay, Okay I'll retell this...

So it goes...

11/19/21 6:50pm

We all bow to your discipline

JupiterJones

11/20/21 10:44am

RE: We all bow to your discipline

Cougero

11/20/21 6:32pm

I’m confused. Did your cousin know about this? Or find out about it later?

StantonMac

11/21/21 12:35pm

I think the roommate would have told the cousin, and anyone that would listen

BYUFootballisBack

11/21/21 1:23pm

If I didn't strip down and wherever that would have led. Then there would be...

So it goes...

11/21/21 5:21pm

I guess what I meant was…

StantonMac

11/21/21 6:39pm

No I never mentioned anything at all about the date with my cousin.

So it goes...

11/22/21 5:47pm

Late to this party but this situation was always equal parts cringe and funny

beeferoni

11/19/21 9:50pm

Seems if they were really prudes they wouldn't even know what that might have meant

supertux

11/21/21 7:08am

“I do not think it means what you think it means” Indigo Montoya

Enano

11/21/21 11:42am

The girl I liked, liked my roommate. Getting up the nerve, I asked her out...

runnincoug

7/25/23 1:04pm

Not my story, but awkward none the less

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