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Story #3:

I was a dumb teenager (17) and got asked to MORP (girl's choice dance). The girl who asked me was a girl that was a friend of mine, but that I was not into romantically AT ALL.

Anyway, she asked me to go and I agreed. Again, she was a friend so I thought it could still be fun. Her female friend was with her and we were going to pick up her friend's date too. When we got there, I realized that this dude lived like 2 houses down from a girl who I knew who was like... 10/10 attractive. She was GORGEOUS. I was like:

Me: Dude, do you know [attractive girl]?

Him: Oh yeah

Me: Dude... She's like, the hottest girl I've ever seen.

Him: YES! She's SUUUUUPER hot!

All this sitting with our dates in the car..........

I was too dumb to realize that she wouldn't have asked me to MORP if she didn't like me. lol