In a terribly awkward attempt to flirt, I pretended to bite her hand as she fixed my collar. The sudden movement caused an intense muscle spasm in my neck and caused me to be stuck in this awkward position with my chin pressed to my shoulder and, I am sure, a look of panic on my face.

She looked at me like I was a freak, and rightfully so. After 1 or 2 seconds that felt like an eternity, I was able to get “unstuck”. We sat in silence for a moment, then she started laughing uncontrollably. We actually became good friends after that but I could tell she could never take anything I said serious after that experience.