I was visiting my cousin at BYU and met one of her roommates. Later down the road my cousin told me that that roommate keeps asking about me, and she asked my cousin to set her up on a date with me.

So I asked her out, and I drove down to Provo, picked her up, and went back to SLC, where we went to Pioneer Theater or Promise Valley ( can't remember which) for a play.

When the play ended, and we were headed back to Provo. She suggested that we go to the store and get ingredients for a banana split, then go to my apartment where she would make me the world’s greatest banana split. I have to admit it was a very good banana split.

After some small talk, she excused herself to use the bathroom. After a few minutes, she came walking out of my bathroom completely naked and said she hates clothes, and would I like to join her in that birthday suit state?

To make a long story short, (after I put my eyeballs back in their sockets) with a good amount of stammering I got her back to Provo. My cousin would have killed me and told everyone in the family what I did, had I went along.