Nov 19, 2021
4:13:45pm
4:13:45pm
I had just finished making out with a girl who was divorced, when she let
“and that’s why we’re seperated” slip out while she was telling me about how horrible her ex was.
Me: “wait...separated?!”
Her: “crap. I didn’t want you to know that”
Me: “you said you were divorced!”
She: “I know. We pretty much are. I knew if I told you that it hadn’t gone through yet you wouldn’t be interested”
Me in my head: I just committed adultery 😱
Me: “wait...separated?!”
Her: “crap. I didn’t want you to know that”
Me: “you said you were divorced!”
She: “I know. We pretty much are. I knew if I told you that it hadn’t gone through yet you wouldn’t be interested”
Me in my head: I just committed adultery 😱
Originally posted on Nov 19, 2021 at 4:13:45pm
Message modified by ColonelMustard on Nov 19, 2021 at 4:14:22pm
Message modified by ColonelMustard on Nov 19, 2021 at 6:21:41pm
Message parent changed from https://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=27463102 to https://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=27462732 by ColonelMustard on Nov 19, 2021 at 6:21:46pm
Message modified by ColonelMustard on Nov 19, 2021 at 11:43:56pm
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