his sister had a friend in town visiting and the 4 of them made plans to go out but didn't have a date for the friend. They asked me to come along as her date or they said they wouldn't be able to go out. I agreed and we ended up going to an outdoors haunted house. My date wasn't the easiest on the eyes, so I was hoping she would at least have a fun personality. Not happening, very hard to talk to, she would hardly say a couple of words answering questions I was asking her.

The 6 of us get to the haunted house and as we were going through, my best friend and his date, his sister and her date, were very clingy, through the haunted house, meaning the girls would get scared and hug onto their dates really tight. Well I guess my date decided she wanted to do that as well, although I could tell she wasn't scared at all. Okay, to be nice, I didn't say anything, but I noticed when she was hanging on to me, she had really bad body odor, I mean, when I smelled it the first time she grabbed on to me, I thought I had stepped in some dog poop. I actually told her to hold up because I needed to check the bottom of my shoes because I thought I stepped in something, but no, it was her.

Needless to say, I had never wanted a date to end so quickly, that after the haunted house they wanted to go to dinner and I said I couldn't and made up some really dumb excuse. So we went home and she wanted to hold my hand the whole way home, when we got back to my best friends place, she really wanted a kiss, but I just said, nice meeting you and basically ran to my car and left.

My best friend still laughs at me to this day.