nicest kid I’ve ever met. Everyone loved him. But she was convinced he was crazy, and she told me about these “traps” she would set to prove he was crazy. Legit, this was one of the stories:

“Caleb was ignoring me one day, and when he finally texted me back, he said that he didn’t have service where he was. So I asked if he had gotten the five texts I had sent him, and he said that he did. But I only sent him four texts, so he was obviously lying and crazy.”

Yeah, he’s the crazy one. She was also super arrogant, and would say stuff like “what’s it like being on a date with the prettiest girl on Tinder?” or “you should have laughed more, people think I’m hilarious.” The date ends and I plan on never talking to her again.

Like five days later, she sends me a Snapchat out of the blue and says “hey, are you going to ghost me?” In my head I think, “yes, 100%,” but I try and be nice and say “no, I’ve just been traveling for work (which was true), but I have to be honest, I don’t see this going anywhere.” She wanted to know why.

Whenever a girl asks you this, you should 100% lie. Make something up, who cares. Just don’t tell the truth. I’m an idiot and told the truth. “Honestly, you just came across as a little bit arrogant. I appreciate confidence, but it was just a bit much.” She exploded about how she deserves to be confident and how I suck and how guys suck and all the things. Lots of swear words. Then she blocks me on Snapchat. I should have left things there, but I’m an idiot.

I message her on Instagram and say “hey, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. If you wanna be friends, no hard feelings on my end.” She sent me a picture of a naked butt and says “you can kiss my ex boyfriend’s tiny sweet *** goodbye” and blocks me on Instagram.

We matched on Tinder again like a year ago, but she never responded.