He was out with a girl he really liked. He kept noticing something stuck to her blouse collar that looked out of place. Finally his curiousity got the best of him. He reach over, and grabbed the thing, asking "What in the heck is this?" As he pulled, out from inside the blouse came several sheets of toilet paper stuck together. Too late, he realized that she'd been augmenting her, uh, God-given, uh, attributes. Busted. Literally.