I wish $80 for two would do it. The first time I went I ordered a Beef Rib (just one) and didn't realize until they slapped it on the scale, that they are $36/lb. Including the bone, my single Beef Rib would have been $88. I shamefully said, "oops, I meant the pork ribs" and my daughter got the brisket and some sides... all of which were great. But a lot more $$ than I was expecting for order at the counter.