The Crazy Lady is pretty darn skinny. But of course you know that, seeing how you have been there so many times.
Have you ever been when the U hasn't been playing BYU? Showing up in blue, putting up with all the smack I am sure discounts the gameday experience greatly. I doubt you will do it, but go up there this year for the USC or Oregon games. See what it's like. It's not all dancing bear-men and pirates. It's a really great time.