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📌 BYU's unique approach to tailgating is coming to Arizona this weekend!

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Nov 19, 4:00pm

Any tips for kids who wet the bed? Our 6 year old still has issues and we aren’t

boorad

9:30am

Two tickets for this Saturdays game. 14th row. Great seats $30/each.

macdizzle

9:23am

Dang good of you. You could have made

BYU71

9:26am

tix actually going for pretty cheap for this game on seat geek

Mayor of Cougartown

9:29am

POLL: What are the worst type of BYU fans

realisticCoug42

9:22am

The cheap ones or those that pine for Bronco to return

Ron Mexico

9:23am

The ones that use logical fallacies and attack personally when they get triggered because they can’t handle another

Haysom Till

9:26am

So, 99% of BYU fans...

foofcoug

9:27am

SingleStrapBackpack Political Junky

9:21am

Grateful to be a Coug when I see these poor attendance videos

DodgerCoug

9:21am

They still have all that big10 money

TarCoug

9:22am

Starting to think Utah might have a shot at the B1G.

kccougar

9:22am

Tha’s what they get for scheduling the Little Sister of the Poor.

Japan Coug

9:27am

Just saw utah had to change their hand painted helmet design to reflect their season...

CougarBuddy All-American

9:12am

Growing up we had some mice issues. My mom did not want to kill them, so...

JDBlue

9:10am

I had squirrels in the attic. I could hear them scratching. No way to get to

DirtyWater

9:06am

"Once my humane traps didn't work, I shot them in the face."

reagan21

9:07am

Now you just need to patch and secure where they were accessing the attic.

fldnstrm

9:07am

But have you ever had squirrels in your pants?!

JimmyZ

9:09am

Squirrel ... pants ... hmmm Ray Steven's The Mississippi Squirrel Revival

SV Coug

9:14am

My dad knew a guy a long time ago who addressed a problem like that, but indoors in living areas.

Joe Banks

9:21am

Got into work today, excited and ready to get a head start and get caught up...

Powerbait DPM

9:01am

working on your yahtzee

rotorhead

9:05am

Ok. I’ll do it. 👎 submitted, Yahtzee achieved. Your day=officially productive

The Pope

9:23am

Your are an Everyman

JimmyZ

9:11am

RE: Got into work today, excited and ready to get a head start and get caught

momowagon

9:14am

I would really, really like it if BYU won its football game on Saturday

Knee Brace .5 Deviation Thunder

8:59am

a sentiment shared by millions.

bald man

9:00am

Billions, I might venture

Knee Brace

9:02am

This Cormac McCarthy muse story is wild

Gustav

8:59am

This is a pretty good take on the VF article's style:

Gustav

9:00am

Here's a good brief overview of LaVell Edwards legacy.

JayOwen Ah dinnae ken

8:56am

S&P today

RGGeemer

8:54am

Once, I was renovating an apartment and I found a pretty large mouse dead in the

momowagon

8:51am

As a young lawyer I walked into my office and saw what I thought was a dead bat

gilbertatty

8:56am

Here come the nightmares!

Crowgar

8:58am

I still get nervous walking into a dark room if I know noones been in there for

momowagon

8:59am

Yep…that’ll do it

Crowgar

9:04am

Try being the one assigned to checking chapel lights and doors in the evenings.

BlueFever

9:11am

you made like a tree

Powerbait DPM

8:59am

I was going to go with "made like a baby" but that joke is a bit less known.

momowagon

9:00am

I said that one to my mom when I was teenager and she did not appreciate it.

Powerbait DPM

9:02am

link (just for fun)

rotorhead

9:02am

and this one where his future self explains it

rotorhead

9:07am

You'll appreciate this story since you know that scene.

Powerbait DPM

9:11am

My guess is "dropped a log"

RoboKayne

9:26am

momowagon has since used that as his inspiration and has become a nighttime

TheNerd

9:00am

RE: Once, I was renovating an apartment and I found a pretty large mouse dead in

JAGA97

9:00am

You live in Australia or something?

IGlowInTheDark

9:03am

I was living in Wisconsin at the time.

momowagon

9:05am

I would've made like a banana.

BlueFever

9:04am

RE: I would've made like a banana.

momowagon

9:05am

Split.

BlueFever

9:06am

RE: Split.

momowagon

9:16am

<< Deleted >>

BlueFever

9:05am

Rooted to the ground and immovable?

Hawk in the 303

9:28am

Cam Skattebo is from Rio Linda. In his early good days Rush Limbaugh used to

oxcoug

8:49am

Johnny Carson used to make fun of Cucamonga

DazeofBlue

8:52am

The Slauson Cutoff

Crowgar

9:12am

How is it that you people lose your keys?

IdahoCoug All-American

8:39am

My keys are either in my pocket or on the hook on the wall in the kitchen next to the HCBW’s keys.

valcorger

8:44am

that leaves much room for someone to move them.

Belboz

9:11am

Burglars be like

RoboKayne

9:18am

Wife moves them

kirkko

8:45am

And then there's my MIL, who I'm fairly certain has never placed her keys in the same place in her house twice.

durandal

8:46am

I may be your MIL.

reagan21

8:58am

RE: I may be your MIL.

durandal

9:12am

BTW, we've always felt you didn't deserve our daughter and you're a huge drain

reagan21

9:29am

RE: How is it that you people lose your keys?

Cougarclaw

8:47am

Teen drivers

Ron Mexico

8:48am

Legit exception.

IdahoCoug

8:49am

My keys are always in the same spot. The problem is, if they aren't in that spot, there

Skeptical Optimist

8:48am

I can see that. Basketball shorts with pockets are notorious for this.

IdahoCoug

8:50am

The depths of the recliner or couch cushions are where you go first.

QBarrister

8:56am

That's great when the only places I go are my work or my home.

brj8

8:48am

My HBCW can remember where she put a specific Christmas decoration in storage 5

momowagon

8:54am

My keys are always in my pocket ... but WHICH pocket is the problem.

runnincoug

8:58am

You are better than me

Incentivize

9:09am

This is a problem for women and children.

DirtyWater

9:10am

Not in my house. I always know where my keys are & husband rarely does. I’ve given up even guessing where he’s left them

Soupie

9:24am

My wife’s entire family loses everything all the time. I believe the mindset is

Chasicle

9:12am

They all have ADD.

Blue for Life

9:24am

My wife leaves the key fobs everywhere, on the table, counter, coat pockets,

Zinger

9:29am

I think some people tolerate nuisances

jxncoog

9:29am

Stubhub reading Bill's post about them rescinding his ASU tickets:

momowagon

8:38am

Poor Bill. Gone but not forgotten.

TheNerd

8:51am

Jefe, it's really painful to say this, but sadly I think we should add Bill to the "Cougars in the Cloud" list.

HarlemCoug

8:57am

Is there a "Cougars in cement shoes at the bottom of Lake Mead" list?

momowagon

9:04am

Tempe Town Lake

craigman

9:23am

According to PFf. Jake is

niqmadu

8:25am

which aligns to Jake being GREAT in 2min drill

LeonMarek

8:27am

I hope ARod has periods of them playing tempo

Ron Mexico

8:29am

And stop with switching personnel so frequently

ProvoSpain

9:20am

Well, likely they’ll adjust to the opponent and disrupt

Ron Mexico

8:28am

If defense holds ASU to 17 points, I think we win.

BYU71

8:31am

Uh . . . didn't we hold Kansas to 17 points?

LV Mike

8:36am

And we almost won. I think the offense will do better after that embarrassing

RGGeemer

8:39am

Yes, and 9 times out of 10 we win that game replayed from Sat night.

kccougar

8:39am

That was a flukey loss. We haven't had a full systematic breakdown like that

MaximusMeridius

8:46am

This is also his first full season at the P4 level. I expect he’s going to be

UNLVcougar

8:39am

I posted about this previously but ARod needs to help Jake in those blitz

MaximusMeridius

8:48am

The thing is, you need the TE and RB blocking to pick up the blitz....

RGGeemer

8:53am

On play action they keep the RB and TE in often to protect with 7. It helps.

pinolero

8:56am

Which means ASU will bring the heat. Hope we are ready for it.

CObluezone

9:01am

I also think Jake doesn't recognize pressure is coming pre-snap as often as he should. And he doesn't seem

texaskevin

9:06am

Offense has had 3 negative game ratings on the yr. Defense has had 2 neg. G.R.

rcbyufan

8:20am

Phantom face mask penalty gifted Utah and extra TD they didn’t deserve

ldssdl

8:22am

I don't think the D should hang their head for Utah. It's more of a function of

rcbyufan

8:29am

A 1 loss BYU team is guaranteed to be in the football playoff. This is awesome.

Plato

8:16am

In with a second loss this week or next with a little help to get to and win CCG

Greg4BYU

8:19am

Right. It's what we've always wanted. No complaining warranted. This system

Plato

8:20am

BYU will not get in with a 2nd loss in the CCG.

tkh9

8:21am

Second loss and somehow still making and winning the CCG, yes. Can’t lose CCG.

DwigtA2RM

8:34am

I understand we’re in no matter what if we win the CCG. He said we’re probably

tkh9

8:41am

I agree with you…I was attempting to bolster your position.

DwigtA2RM

9:19am

Pretty good chance we see another loss from Tenn/Bama/Georgia, etc

Plato

8:49am

There are 6 SEC teams with two or less losses.

tkh9

8:57am

So weird the SEC plays preseason games at the end of the year

Plato

9:06am

We claim to have heated rivalries but until we schedule FCS opponents the week

tkh9

9:11am

21% chance of making playoff if we lose ccg, according to playoff predictor.

Undefeated

8:30am

Seems fair

Plato

8:50am

Seems about right-79% chance there are three other SEC/Big10 teams higher ranked

DwigtA2RM

9:23am

It'll be interesting to see what the team dials up this Saturday.

BlueFever

8:44am

Just witnessed cyclist with death wish getting very angry and defensive

bruincoug

8:12am

Is this real or is it an analogy?

puntersarepeople

8:17am

True story. Sometimes life is the lesson.

bruincoug

8:19am

A lot of dumb out there

niqmadu

8:27am

Then get off the bike!!

Cougarclaw

8:32am

how dare you question "her truth"

Powerbait DPM

8:54am

haha, I do feel like when I'm in a car, I don't mind cyclists (or motor cyclists

RoboKayne

9:24am

Same 'Ol Jets, Same 'Ol Woody Johnson

Samuel Hall Society

8:12am

I think we need a preseason tournament based on brand bias and preseason

nephicoug

8:02am

Or just don’t rank anyone until week six.

DwigtA2RM

8:37am

Story from BYU football camp from a kid who almost became a cougar

Garra_Charrua

7:59am

Thanks for sharing!

MotorCityCoug

8:08am

Eldin Ring finally on sale for 20 bucks.

byujacob INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL

7:55am

I want to buy it, but I also don't hate myself

spugeddy24

7:57am

I'm hoping Alan Wake RE will go on sale. Cyberpunk 2077 UE is on sale at best buy but not Amazon.

byujacob

8:03am

Don't be afraid. Join us.

Hypnotoad

8:18am

The game is gorgeous but lack of story and crazy hard difficulty isn't for me any longer.

spugeddy24

9:03am

Where?

brj8

8:20am

I assume steam

Cougarclaw

8:34am

Unpopular opinion, but don't mind Boise being ahead of us

krindorr Truly Addicted User

7:54am

I agree. It is really only the final ranking that matters.

DwigtA2RM

8:25am

I just don't get why people buy apple products. They suck. Just ranting here.

Mister P

7:47am

I've had both a Samsung and an iPhone. They are all the same.

Skeptical Optimist

7:48am

Battery life sure isn't. My 2 year old Samsung battery is better than my

Rusty Crab Daddy

8:03am

My experience is the opposite. My Samsung Galaxy Note wouldn't make it through the day, but

Skeptical Optimist

8:07am

I have both right now. There are obviously minor differences. But essentially

JuicyJam

8:11am

If y’all can’t figure out an iPhone, you have bigger problems

Viva Campeche

7:49am

^^^^green bubble guy^^^^

Iman23

7:49am

Sounds like a personal problem

DiamondMo

8:09am

RE: ^^^^green bubble guy^^^^

CrashMcLarson

8:40am

Could be a carrier issue. I tried Samsung once because of all the feedback.

Bin01015

7:49am

This. iPhones can text iPhones even without a cellular plan. However, they can't

spidercoug

7:52am

Because Apple deliberately makes their products incompatible w

YSMACK

8:21am

They do not sabotage things so you have to buy new. I also wouldn't compare two adults to a group of kids...

Tokolosh

8:27am

They absolutely do and are paying 500 million for it.

YSMACK

8:30am

The issue was communication of that change, not that the change was meant to make people upgrade.

Tokolosh

8:36am

You're getting straight up gas lit. Apple should just do what Samsung does

YSMACK

8:47am

So Apple should make phones blow up?

spidercoug

8:56am

They already do

YSMACK

9:00am

Iphone 4 from 2010. Great pull. These Samsungs are from 2019.

spidercoug

9:02am

LOL. Welcome to 2024? If you want I can pull 2024 Iphone 15 problems w it too.

YSMACK

9:05am

You're acting like only IPhones have problems. Not true. All phones have them.

spidercoug

9:10am

Apple designs a lot of their problems to occur.

YSMACK

9:12am

I don't even have an Iphone. I have android. I just think this argument is dumb

spidercoug

9:13am

RE: I don't even have an Iphone. I have android. I just think this argument is

YSMACK

9:14am

Also Samsung was also sued for slowing phones down so...

spidercoug

9:14am

Update even more (including one from 2022)

spidercoug

9:05am

Agree to disagree. There was no official ruling, only a settling to end the complaint.

Tokolosh

8:57am

You nailed it, Apple is the champion of planned obsolescence.

Mitty

9:02am

Yep, but they can always pretend its a feature!

YSMACK

9:13am

Why would I ever want to text someone who uses an Android phone?

Superkid

7:50am

Not nice to talk about your dad that way.

JAGA97

7:51am

“When thou makest a feast, call the poor … And thou shalt be blessed.” Luke 14📲

Ron Mexico

8:08am

RE: Why would I ever want to text someone who uses an Android phone?

CrashMcLarson

8:40am

Seems like Mister P problem, not an Apple problem. My son has an Android and we never have problems with texting.

Texas Hammer

7:52am

Apple sucks cause it doesn’t work great with my android…that’s your argument?

beantownblue

7:53am

User error. Most likely on your end. I’ve owned at least eight different

Nikomedes

7:53am

Same. I’ve had an iPhone since the first iPhone that was on Edge.

Superkid

7:57am

These are all ID 10 T errors.

crimedog

7:53am

You could use WhatsApp or something to message him 🤷‍♂️

ryebrye

7:55am

Something tells me this thread is not going the way the OP thought it would.

kalifi

7:56am

Your whole family has apple?, Go buy an apple

Samuel Hall Society

7:58am

Never heard of the Dad being the only poor one in the family. #thoughtsNprayers

Ron Mexico

8:03am

I have both Apple and Android. My work phone is an iPhone 15. My personal phone

sammycoug

7:59am

Yep My wife has an iPhone for work and samsung for personal. She absolutely

Rusty Crab Daddy

8:05am

Learn how to google questions

claw

7:59am

This is on you. He doesn’t want to text you because it’s embarrassing to text Android people. Get an iPhone.

TCuz

8:02am

I may or may not have stopped doing business with a guy because i literally cant

bornbyu93

8:14am

Good call. It’s not like he has money anyway.

TCuz

8:15am

RE: Good call. It’s not like he has money anyway.

bornbyu93

8:16am

Nah, he's not a teenage girl.

Rusty Crab Daddy

8:18am

Now Tcuz makes sense

coug10278

8:41am

It just works is exactly why my family is on Apple devices for phones, tablets, computers, HomePods, etc.

Tokolosh

8:06am

*me reading this on my iPhone*

bornbyu93

8:09am

Having used both platforms, my iPhones and iPads have performed better.

CascadeBYUFan

8:13am

You’re the only one in your family who insists on being in a different ecosystem

garyfan

8:30am

I’ve had an iPhone for 16 years now and have never just not been able to text an

Junior Deputy

8:47am

Intuitive? Ha, two years behind.

Rusty Crab Daddy

8:49am

I had that happen to me. Should be an option when he tries to text you that says

Blue for Life

8:54am

I wonder the same thing. It does appear to be mainly about what's "cool".

Mitty

8:59am

I must disagree. I worked for a supplier to various mobile OEMs. Apple had a

RoboKayne

9:16am

I have a hard time understanding why having an iPhone is a status symbol.

RoboKayne

9:09am

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