As a young lawyer I walked into my office and saw what I thought was a dead bat

Nov 21, 2024
8:56:17am

gilbertatty All-American

I touched it with my foot and it started flying around my head. I ran screaming into the hallway luckily only a few people saw me.

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gilbertatty

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Once, I was renovating an apartment and I found a pretty large mouse dead in the

momowagon

8:51am

As a young lawyer I walked into my office and saw what I thought was a dead bat

gilbertatty

8:56am

Here come the nightmares!

Crowgar

8:58am

I still get nervous walking into a dark room if I know noones been in there for

momowagon

8:59am

Yep…that’ll do it

Crowgar

9:04am

Try being the one assigned to checking chapel lights and doors in the evenings.

BlueFever

9:11am

you made like a tree

Powerbait DPM

8:59am

I was going to go with "made like a baby" but that joke is a bit less known.

momowagon

9:00am

I said that one to my mom when I was teenager and she did not appreciate it.

Powerbait DPM

9:02am

link (just for fun)

rotorhead

9:02am

and this one where his future self explains it

rotorhead

9:07am

You'll appreciate this story since you know that scene.

Powerbait DPM

9:11am

My guess is "dropped a log"

RoboKayne

9:26am

momowagon has since used that as his inspiration and has become a nighttime

TheNerd

9:00am

RE: Once, I was renovating an apartment and I found a pretty large mouse dead in

JAGA97

9:00am

You live in Australia or something?

IGlowInTheDark

9:03am

I was living in Wisconsin at the time.

momowagon

9:05am

I would've made like a banana.

BlueFever

9:04am

RE: I would've made like a banana.

momowagon

9:05am

Split.

BlueFever

9:06am

RE: Split.

momowagon

9:16am

<< Deleted >>

BlueFever

9:05am

Rooted to the ground and immovable?

Hawk in the 303

9:28am

RE: Rooted to the ground and immovable?

rotorhead

9:44am

FYI, I think this is the species based on my recurring nightmares:

momowagon

10:19am

So how is the night-time costumed crime fighting gig going for you now?

Mitty

10:30am

RE: So how is the night-time costumed crime fighting gig going for you now?

momowagon

10:37am

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