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Nov 19, 4:00pm

Growing up we had some mice issues. My mom did not want to kill them, so...

JDBlue

9:10am

I had squirrels in the attic. I could hear them scratching. No way to get to

DirtyWater

9:06am

"Once my humane traps didn't work, I shot them in the face."

reagan21

9:07am

Now you just need to patch and secure where they were accessing the attic.

fldnstrm

9:07am

But have you ever had squirrels in your pants?!

JimmyZ

9:09am

Got into work today, excited and ready to get a head start and get caught up...

Powerbait DPM

9:01am

working on your yahtzee

rotorhead

9:05am

Your are an Everyman

JimmyZ

9:11am

I would really, really like it if BYU won its football game on Saturday

Knee Brace .5 Deviation Thunder

8:59am

a sentiment shared by millions.

bald man

9:00am

Billions, I might venture

Knee Brace

9:02am

This Cormac McCarthy muse story is wild

Gustav

8:59am

This is a pretty good take on the VF article's style:

Gustav

9:00am

Here's a good brief overview of LaVell Edwards legacy.

JayOwen Ah dinnae ken

8:56am

S&P today

RGGeemer

8:54am

Once, I was renovating an apartment and I found a pretty large mouse dead in the

momowagon

8:51am

As a young lawyer I walked into my office and saw what I thought was a dead bat

gilbertatty

8:56am

Here come the nightmares!

Crowgar

8:58am

I still get nervous walking into a dark room if I know noones been in there for

momowagon

8:59am

Yep…that’ll do it

Crowgar

9:04am

Try being the one assigned to checking chapel lights and doors in the evenings.

BlueFever

9:11am

you made like a tree

Powerbait DPM

8:59am

I was going to go with "made like a baby" but that joke is a bit less known.

momowagon

9:00am

I said that one to my mom when I was teenager and she did not appreciate it.

Powerbait DPM

9:02am

link (just for fun)

rotorhead

9:02am

and this one where his future self explains it

rotorhead

9:07am

You'll appreciate this story since you know that scene.

Powerbait DPM

9:11am

momowagon has since used that as his inspiration and has become a nighttime

TheNerd

9:00am

RE: Once, I was renovating an apartment and I found a pretty large mouse dead in

JAGA97

9:00am

You live in Australia or something?

IGlowInTheDark

9:03am

I was living in Wisconsin at the time.

momowagon

9:05am

I would've made like a banana.

BlueFever

9:04am

RE: I would've made like a banana.

momowagon

9:05am

Split.

BlueFever

9:06am

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BlueFever

9:05am

Cam Skattebo is from Rio Linda. In his early good days Rush Limbaugh used to

oxcoug

8:49am

Johnny Carson used to make fun of Cucamonga

DazeofBlue

8:52am

Slauson

Crowgar

9:12am

How is it that you people lose your keys?

IdahoCoug All-American

8:39am

My keys are either in my pocket or on the hook on the wall in the kitchen next to the HCBW’s keys.

valcorger

8:44am

that leaves much room for someone to move them.

Belboz

9:11am

Wife moves them

kirkko

8:45am

And then there's my MIL, who I'm fairly certain has never placed her keys in the same place in her house twice.

durandal

8:46am

I may be your MIL.

reagan21

8:58am

RE: How is it that you people lose your keys?

Cougarclaw

8:47am

Teen drivers

Ron Mexico

8:48am

Legit exception.

IdahoCoug

8:49am

My keys are always in the same spot. The problem is, if they aren't in that spot, there

Skeptical Optimist

8:48am

I can see that. Basketball shorts with pockets are notorious for this.

IdahoCoug

8:50am

The depths of the recliner or couch cushions are where you go first.

QBarrister

8:56am

That's great when the only places I go are my work or my home.

brj8

8:48am

My HBCW can remember where she put a specific Christmas decoration in storage 5

momowagon

8:54am

My keys are always in my pocket ... but WHICH pocket is the problem.

runnincoug

8:58am

You are better than me

Incentivize

9:09am

This is a problem for women and children.

DirtyWater

9:10am

Stubhub reading Bill's post about them rescinding his ASU tickets:

momowagon

8:38am

Poor Bill. Gone but not forgotten.

TheNerd

8:51am

Jefe, it's really painful to say this, but sadly I think we should add Bill to the "Cougars in the Cloud" list.

HarlemCoug

8:57am

Is there a "Cougars in cement shoes at the bottom of Lake Mead" list?

momowagon

9:04am

According to PFf. Jake is

niqmadu

8:25am

which aligns to Jake being GREAT in 2min drill

LeonMarek

8:27am

I hope ARod has periods of them playing tempo

Ron Mexico

8:29am

Well, likely they’ll adjust to the opponent and disrupt

Ron Mexico

8:28am

If defense holds ASU to 17 points, I think we win.

BYU71

8:31am

Uh . . . didn't we hold Kansas to 17 points?

LV Mike

8:36am

And we almost won. I think the offense will do better after that embarrassing

RGGeemer

8:39am

Yes, and 9 times out of 10 we win that game replayed from Sat night.

kccougar

8:39am

That was a flukey loss. We haven't had a full systematic breakdown like that

MaximusMeridius

8:46am

This is also his first full season at the P4 level. I expect he’s going to be

UNLVcougar

8:39am

I posted about this previously but ARod needs to help Jake in those blitz

MaximusMeridius

8:48am

The thing is, you need the TE and RB blocking to pick up the blitz....

RGGeemer

8:53am

On play action they keep the RB and TE in often to protect with 7. It helps.

pinolero

8:56am

Which means ASU will bring the heat. Hope we are ready for it.

CObluezone

9:01am

I also think Jake doesn't recognize pressure is coming pre-snap as often as he should. And he doesn't seem

texaskevin

9:06am

Offense has had 3 negative game ratings on the yr. Defense has had 2 neg. G.R.

rcbyufan

8:20am

Phantom face mask penalty gifted Utah and extra TD they didn’t deserve

ldssdl

8:22am

I don't think the D should hang their head for Utah. It's more of a function of

rcbyufan

8:29am

A 1 loss BYU team is guaranteed to be in the football playoff. This is awesome.

Plato

8:16am

In with a second loss this week or next with a little help to get to and win CCG

Greg4BYU

8:19am

Right. It's what we've always wanted. No complaining warranted. This system

Plato

8:20am

BYU will not get in with a 2nd loss in the CCG.

tkh9

8:21am

Second loss and somehow still making and winning the CCG, yes. Can’t lose CCG.

DwigtA2RM

8:34am

I understand we’re in no matter what if we win the CCG. He said we’re probably

tkh9

8:41am

Pretty good chance we see another loss from Tenn/Bama/Georgia, etc

Plato

8:49am

There are 6 SEC teams with two or less losses.

tkh9

8:57am

So weird the SEC plays preseason games at the end of the year

Plato

9:06am

We claim to have heated rivalries but until we schedule FCS opponents the week

tkh9

9:11am

21% chance of making playoff if we lose ccg, according to playoff predictor.

Undefeated

8:30am

Seems fair

Plato

8:50am

It'll be interesting to see what the team dials up this Saturday.

BlueFever

8:44am

Just witnessed cyclist with death wish getting very angry and defensive

bruincoug

8:12am

Is this real or is it an analogy?

puntersarepeople

8:17am

True story. Sometimes life is the lesson.

bruincoug

8:19am

A lot of dumb out there

niqmadu

8:27am

Then get off the bike!!

Cougarclaw

8:32am

how dare you question "her truth"

Powerbait DPM

8:54am

Same 'Ol Jets, Same 'Ol Woody Johnson

Samuel Hall Society

8:12am

I think we need a preseason tournament based on brand bias and preseason

nephicoug

8:02am

Or just don’t rank anyone until week six.

DwigtA2RM

8:37am

Story from BYU football camp from a kid who almost became a cougar

Garra_Charrua

7:59am

Thanks for sharing!

MotorCityCoug

8:08am

Eldin Ring finally on sale for 20 bucks.

byujacob INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL

7:55am

I want to buy it, but I also don't hate myself

spugeddy24

7:57am

I'm hoping Alan Wake RE will go on sale. Cyberpunk 2077 UE is on sale at best buy but not Amazon.

byujacob

8:03am

Don't be afraid. Join us.

Hypnotoad

8:18am

The game is gorgeous but lack of story and crazy hard difficulty isn't for me any longer.

spugeddy24

9:03am

Where?

brj8

8:20am

I assume steam

Cougarclaw

8:34am

Unpopular opinion, but don't mind Boise being ahead of us

krindorr Truly Addicted User

7:54am

I agree. It is really only the final ranking that matters.

DwigtA2RM

8:25am

I just don't get why people buy apple products. They suck. Just ranting here.

Mister P

7:47am

I've had both a Samsung and an iPhone. They are all the same.

Skeptical Optimist

7:48am

Battery life sure isn't. My 2 year old Samsung battery is better than my

Rusty Crab Daddy

8:03am

My experience is the opposite. My Samsung Galaxy Note wouldn't make it through the day, but

Skeptical Optimist

8:07am

I have both right now. There are obviously minor differences. But essentially

JuicyJam

8:11am

If y’all can’t figure out an iPhone, you have bigger problems

Viva Campeche

7:49am

^^^^green bubble guy^^^^

Iman23

7:49am

Sounds like a personal problem

DiamondMo

8:09am

RE: ^^^^green bubble guy^^^^

CrashMcLarson

8:40am

Could be a carrier issue. I tried Samsung once because of all the feedback.

Bin01015

7:49am

This. iPhones can text iPhones even without a cellular plan. However, they can't

spidercoug

7:52am

Because Apple deliberately makes their products incompatible w

YSMACK

8:21am

They do not sabotage things so you have to buy new. I also wouldn't compare two adults to a group of kids...

Tokolosh

8:27am

They absolutely do and are paying 500 million for it.

YSMACK

8:30am

The issue was communication of that change, not that the change was meant to make people upgrade.

Tokolosh

8:36am

You're getting straight up gas lit. Apple should just do what Samsung does

YSMACK

8:47am

So Apple should make phones blow up?

spidercoug

8:56am

They already do

YSMACK

9:00am

Iphone 4 from 2010. Great pull. These Samsungs are from 2019.

spidercoug

9:02am

LOL. Welcome to 2024? If you want I can pull 2024 Iphone 15 problems w it too.

YSMACK

9:05am

You're acting like only IPhones have problems. Not true. All phones have them.

spidercoug

9:10am

Apple designs a lot of their problems to occur.

YSMACK

9:12am

Update even more (including one from 2022)

spidercoug

9:05am

Agree to disagree. There was no official ruling, only a settling to end the complaint.

Tokolosh

8:57am

You nailed it, Apple is the champion of planned obsolescence.

Mitty

9:02am

Why would I ever want to text someone who uses an Android phone?

Superkid

7:50am

Not nice to talk about your dad that way.

JAGA97

7:51am

“When thou makest a feast, call the poor … And thou shalt be blessed.” Luke 14📲

Ron Mexico

8:08am

RE: Why would I ever want to text someone who uses an Android phone?

CrashMcLarson

8:40am

Seems like Mister P problem, not an Apple problem. My son has an Android and we never have problems with texting.

Texas Hammer

7:52am

Apple sucks cause it doesn’t work great with my android…that’s your argument?

beantownblue

7:53am

User error. Most likely on your end. I’ve owned at least eight different

Nikomedes

7:53am

Same. I’ve had an iPhone since the first iPhone that was on Edge.

Superkid

7:57am

These are all ID 10 T errors.

crimedog

7:53am

You could use WhatsApp or something to message him 🤷‍♂️

ryebrye

7:55am

Something tells me this thread is not going the way the OP thought it would.

kalifi

7:56am

Your whole family has apple?, Go buy an apple

Samuel Hall Society

7:58am

Never heard of the Dad being the only poor one in the family. #thoughtsNprayers

Ron Mexico

8:03am

I have both Apple and Android. My work phone is an iPhone 15. My personal phone

sammycoug

7:59am

Yep My wife has an iPhone for work and samsung for personal. She absolutely

Rusty Crab Daddy

8:05am

Learn how to google questions

claw

7:59am

This is on you. He doesn’t want to text you because it’s embarrassing to text Android people. Get an iPhone.

TCuz

8:02am

I may or may not have stopped doing business with a guy because i literally cant

bornbyu93

8:14am

Good call. It’s not like he has money anyway.

TCuz

8:15am

RE: Good call. It’s not like he has money anyway.

bornbyu93

8:16am

Nah, he's not a teenage girl.

Rusty Crab Daddy

8:18am

Now Tcuz makes sense

coug10278

8:41am

It just works is exactly why my family is on Apple devices for phones, tablets, computers, HomePods, etc.

Tokolosh

8:06am

*me reading this on my iPhone*

bornbyu93

8:09am

Having used both platforms, my iPhones and iPads have performed better.

CascadeBYUFan

8:13am

You’re the only one in your family who insists on being in a different ecosystem

garyfan

8:30am

I’ve had an iPhone for 16 years now and have never just not been able to text an

Junior Deputy

8:47am

Intuitive? Ha, two years behind.

Rusty Crab Daddy

8:49am

I had that happen to me. Should be an option when he tries to text you that says

Blue for Life

8:54am

I wonder the same thing. It does appear to be mainly about what's "cool".

Mitty

8:59am

I have a hard time understanding why having an iPhone is a status symbol.

RoboKayne

9:09am

I bought tickets for my whole family from the ASU website the day ASU

Crowd Factor

7:41am

Go to the game, huge game

Projectoor

7:45am

Sell em

C-dubb

7:45am

Sell to BYU fans

Mexicougazul

7:46am

Go to the game! You got a bargain.

byusage

7:46am

Those are list prices not what they’re actually selling for.

ToasterChive

7:47am

Possibly, but that’s the low end listing pricing which is why I used that

Crowd Factor

7:55am

Go to the game

Viva Campeche

7:47am

Sell them, buy cheaper tickets and then treat your family to unlimited food at

BYUheaven

7:48am

Had same debate for the byu / Utah game in SLC. So glad I went and witnessed history, painful as much of the game was

Haysom Till

7:48am

Don't sell your tickets. Live in and enjoy the now. Go make memories.

Buster Scruggs

7:48am

Go and live up to your username!

Skeeziks

7:49am

Just next time buy double what you normally would-Then sell the extras next time

kalifi

7:51am

Go to the game. There may not be another time when both teams are ranked this

MC Coug Blue

7:54am

I paid $100 per seat weeks ago, same seats now $300 each

JOPE

7:56am

From a rational standpoint: if you wouldn't buy it at the current price, you

ryebrye

7:57am

Would depend on my financial situation.

BYU71

8:03am

List them and see what happens. Then watch the game in tv and fly

BNcoug

8:11am

The ASU game will be 65 degrees, the next home game will be 20 degrees

2FarGone

8:12am

If I were you, I’d give your tickets away to me for free.

cougfanblue

8:12am

Go. You can't put a price on memories like that.

ebv

8:15am

COUGZ and I are still looking for 6 tickets, if that helps you in this great debate

kerm

8:16am

Go to the game. The tickets are pricy for a reason. I wouldn't want to miss it

RGGeemer

8:30am

Go. There are only so many epic games in a lifetime. This is one of them.

UNLVcougar

8:43am

If your kids are looking forward to it and you know they'll make memories

MaximusMeridius

8:44am

I research personal finance as an academic. Go to the game. Buy experiences.

Lefty24

8:50am

At some point, you have to choose experiences over money

Traveling Coug

8:53am

Same but I am in the cheap seats

BYU Grounds

8:59am

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Sorry if posted earlier, but is this "I was dissed by BYU as a high school recruit" story by Leavitt accurate?

According to PFf. Jake is

I bought tickets for my whole family from the ASU website the day ASU

Utah fans realizing they’re now in a league full of

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