15 years and you haven't learned a thing

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Mar 20, 2025
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Uno Doctoro

Previous username: doctorcoug
Bio page: Uno Doctoro
Joined: Aug 11, 2007
Last login: Mar 23, 2025
Total posts: 11,163 (219 FO)

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15 years ago to day I married a U of U grad. So when it was announced on Sunday

King of Y

Mar 20, 8:27am

That was a trap. I think you failed on that one.

OmahaThunderCoug

Mar 20, 8:28am

Yup. Let us know how comfortable that couch is you will be sleeping on. 😂

TADOW

Mar 20, 8:30am

RE: Yup. Let us know how comfortable that couch is you will be sleeping on. 😂

greatbam

Mar 20, 8:47am

Much less comfortable if byu loses

cougaman

Mar 20, 11:03am

Probably not. She'll likely be ecstatic and feel bad for KingofY.

notaboy

Mar 20, 11:30am

I think she failed. She should have supported her husband

CBaass

Mar 20, 8:30am

Nah, we are good. She is RS president and it’s spring break so most of the

King of Y

Mar 20, 8:33am

Your funeral?

bennerc

Mar 20, 8:42am

Rams funeral

flyonawall

Mar 20, 9:24am

RE: Your funeral?

Ungoy

Mar 20, 1:21pm

They always say it's ok, when secretly hoping you'd choose them over sports

mindzeYe

Mar 20, 9:10am

She totally supported me. I was going to get the nose bleed tickets and she told

King of Y

Mar 20, 8:43am

What do you do to your polos that she has to iron them?

TwinsRight

Mar 20, 8:50am

The Y logo is a sewn on patch. It was not laying flat.

King of Y

Mar 20, 9:05am

The difference between ironing and burning is only a matter of degrees. (See

mvtoro

Mar 20, 10:16am

Volunteered ironing = genuine support and probably not begrudging. Good for her.

Ripliancum

Mar 20, 10:54am

That is where you end up with spouses showing up to BYU games in U gear. Just

Shawarma

Mar 20, 10:16am

It was a trap, but he didn’t fail. Don’t submit to traps.

seacougar

Mar 20, 8:38am

Yep. Sometimes failing at one thing is wotprth it for something else

OmahaThunderCoug

Mar 20, 10:18am

100%

byuinva

Mar 20, 1:50pm

No this was a major fail on his wife’s part.

Ten_Hour_Drives

Mar 20, 3:53pm

Your wife is cool. Could have been much worse and it still might.

JAGA97

Mar 20, 8:30am

15 years and you haven't converted her yet?

byuluvr

Mar 20, 8:31am

Well…before we were married she went to several BYU football games with me. Back

King of Y

Mar 20, 10:03am

Could be a huge day for you. A BYU victory and you come home to serve divorce papers. Double win.

TCuz

Mar 20, 8:31am

I know a cure for that issue, but you may need to move to Utah to do it.

Belboz

Mar 20, 8:33am

This is not an uncommon experience, honestly. More than a few have come around

seacougar

Mar 20, 8:35am

This happened with my wife but she’s an Aggie instead of a Ute

CycloneCoug

Mar 20, 8:40am

Any divorce lawyers on the board for this guy?

LaVellIfIKnow

Mar 20, 8:35am

YOLO.

whirl

Mar 20, 8:41am

his fault for marrying a yewt fan.

indocoug

Mar 20, 1:07pm

RE: 15 years ago to day I married a U of U grad. So when it was announced on

Bandersnatch

Mar 20, 8:38am

This is what happens when you think with the wrong head. Marry a U of U grad???

Blue for Life

Mar 20, 8:43am

I CAN'T BELIVE THIS HAS TO BE SAID BUT......

crimedog

Mar 20, 8:46am

"That's fine. I'll just go see my personal trainer again."

Ham

Mar 20, 9:08am

You failed the test! Dang, on your anniversary!

mindzeYe

Mar 20, 9:08am

It’s an afternoon game. How was there ever any question?

CougarAddict

Mar 20, 9:15am

RE: 15 years ago to day I married a U of U grad. So when it was announced on

Carnac

Mar 20, 9:25am

15 years and you haven't learned a thing

Uno Doctoro

Mar 20, 9:56am

UPDATE: I told her about my post. She wants me to clarify something. Not only

King of Y

Mar 20, 9:58am

So the best gift you can give her is to not be with her on your anniversary?

FanofBYU

Mar 20, 2:00pm

I was gone for just under 5 hours and got home earlier that I normally would

King of Y

Mar 20, 10:38pm

Haha. your wife sounds like a hilariously awesome woman. Cracks me up.

OmahaOmaha

Mar 20, 4:17pm

She is hilarious, awesome and as real of a woman as any man could wish for.

King of Y

Mar 20, 6:51pm

RE: 15 years ago to day I married a U of U grad. So when it was announced on

JDBlue

Mar 20, 10:03am

RE: 15 years ago to day I married a U of U grad. So when it was announced on

VACOUGFAN

Mar 20, 10:07am

My wife and I have a stark agreement. Don't say it is okay if it isn't okay. We are direct with each other and hold each

DJROSS

Mar 20, 10:11am

This is great, but it also relies on both party’s memories lining up on who said

Shawarma

Mar 20, 10:22am

That is why we make sure that all distractions are removed from anything other than the mundane stuff. If it is

DJROSS

Mar 20, 10:29am

This won't last. Women gonna be women.

Accipiter

Mar 20, 10:44am

If you only knew my wife. Emotionally, she is more like a dude and thinks women who act the way you suggest are

DJROSS

Mar 20, 11:50am

I'll help you pack your stuff when you get back to your house.

Haysom Till

Mar 20, 10:18am

15 years you think you would know it was a test that you failed

nbruin

Mar 20, 10:51am

The simping on this post and CB is alarming. If this post gets toasted then the

Ripliancum

Mar 20, 11:08am

I've been there before, here is what you do...

NC1984

Mar 20, 11:46am

Way to respect the good woman’s wishes.

UMWolverine

Mar 20, 12:20pm

If you need divorce advice next week

pappabear246

Mar 20, 12:21pm

RE: 15 years ago to day I married a U of U grad. So when it was announced on

WillsPitStop

Mar 20, 12:29pm

As my stake president used to say

kapcreations

Mar 20, 12:32pm

RE: 15 years ago to day I married a U of U grad. So when it was announced on

Stucoug83

Mar 20, 12:41pm

Dude, live it up in Denver, because there are some rough & expensive days coming

Mabuhay Coug

Mar 20, 1:11pm

I didn't realize any UofU students ever actually graduated?

BZino

Mar 20, 1:25pm

It’s not hard to graduate from the u of u

pappabear246

Mar 20, 1:32pm

You gave up one of your guaranteed nights and she gets a night to do what she

RC Vikings

Mar 20, 2:35pm

Happy Anniversary, glad they won and could be a good day for you.

Blue for Life

Mar 20, 4:22pm

I’m so glad you went!!

Love My Cougs

Mar 20, 4:45pm

It was a blast. I actually made it down to 5th row with the Wisconsin fans

King of Y

Mar 20, 6:18pm

RE: 15 years ago to day I married a U of U grad. So when it was announced on

sah22

Mar 20, 6:20pm

Moral of the story: Don't marry a Ute fan

SaintGeorgeYFan

Mar 20, 7:28pm

And… I made it home for dinner. We went to the church as a fam and set up for

King of Y

Mar 20, 8:32pm

This is my Brother, and she is actual cool like that. His Ex-wife on the other

DevilCougarDragon

Mar 21, 12:19am

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