i think the mormons have a bad stereotypical against young men coming back off of theyre missions early, back in the day we used to think if a misionary came home early it was because he had sexuall problems or woww problems. Really; though, i had a friend come back because he had sex with a investigater on his mission and he told me that he was told by an angle to do it, but I did’t believe him what he said and I think some of us can be influenced by the devil and it may feel like it is an angel; kind of like those people who thought they were supposed to be saved by killing themselves when hailies comet came around, and they were all dead with purple triangles on them. i just didn’t get it. We shouldn’t judge missionarys when they come from missions early.

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