Transcript of grapevine doing play by play. Inspired by grapevine's revelation that he may be doing radio play by play for local high school sports.


grapevine's broadcast partner: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to today's radio broadcast of the Magic Valley vs Malad Dragons game. I'm pleased to be joined by my new partner in radio broadcast crime, one Mr. grapevine.

grapevine: thanks. good to be here. Grandmas 3rd cousins great nephew suiting up for Magic Valley today. Memories for me. You.

gbp: Umm, sure. Well here's the kickoff grapevine. It's a beauty but it's going to come down just short of the end zone. Looks like it'll be fielded by Christiansen who takes it up to the 18 yard line.

grapevine: had heifer got stuck in small field with wrong bull. All kind problems with whole situation. Heifer could have run ball better than that kid though. Probly whoop his bhind in checkers.

gbp: Well it's 1 and 10 for MV, what play do you think we'll see here grape?

grapevine: once had lunch with elder Bednar. That was cool probably ntell my grandkis about or not. bruce mckonkie would probably call a run off tackle here. Might not thoug.

gbp: And Magic Valley indeed will run it off tackle for no gain. The middle linebacker Jones was all over that play. I think he was in the backfield before the back even got the ball.

grapevine: would not supriz if Malad stealing signals. Had dream once that I knocked up an FFA girl went to Malad high. Woke up thogh and was nto true. You can read about her on livejournal.com. Ia am mvalley.

gbp: And on 2nd down Magic Valley is going to attempt a pass. Ohhh, and the QB Larsen overthrows his receiver by about 10 feet and it's nearly intercepted. How 'bout that throw grape?

grapevine: joseph fielding mcconkei once said if can;t throw a 10 yard out probly will go to hades. Not sure true or not, could be.