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Oct 7, 2024
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DirtyWater

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BIG NOON KICKOFF SIGN IDEA THREAD

Oct 7, 7:25am

Can't. Not Jefe approved.

Knee Brace

Oct 7, 7:25am

What do you mean

Oct 7, 7:27am

None of my ideas would pass the mod filter. They also all involve Urban Meyer.

Knee Brace

Oct 7, 7:29am

He's still in your head.

Shihan

Oct 7, 7:34am

No doubt about that. He is a menace and I have no self-control.

Knee Brace

Oct 7, 7:38am

So a picture of an unflushed toilet or urinal with Urban Myer printed on it would not make it past the filters?

Knight-who-says-ni

Oct 7, 9:44am

Did I say that's what my idea was?

Knee Brace

Oct 7, 9:46am

You didn't say it. It flashed in my mind when I read this conversation.

Knight-who-says-ni

Oct 7, 10:12am

I'd rather have GameDay.

Dark Forest Green

Oct 7, 7:26am

Oooof

conetah

Oct 7, 7:35am

would we though. I mean McCafee and more soaking jokes?

Avery

Oct 7, 7:52am

Good point. Maybe a sign that says "SOAKING ISN'T REAL"

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 9:03am

sign that says: Cam Rising and Pat McAfee are over rated perverts.

Dat_rmishner

Oct 7, 11:22am

RE: sign that says: Cam Rising and Pat McAfee are over rated perverts.

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 11:25am

It fits for both of them considering they started the whole BYU soaker convo

Dat_rmishner

Oct 7, 12:33pm

Making jokes about soaking makes him a pervert?

JoeExotic

Oct 7, 4:46pm

Pretty much.

Dat_rmishner

Oct 7, 9:27pm

Hate to break it to you, but that's been around long before Cam Rising or Pat McAfee mentioned it

krindorr

Oct 7, 6:43pm

And your point is? Still doesn’t change the fact that when you can’t say

Dat_rmishner

Oct 7, 9:30pm

How about "BYU students multiply and replenish the earth more than anyone!"

Unibro

Oct 7, 11:30am

That's why you bring a sign that says "WELCOME GAMEDAY!!"

ImuaKahuku

Oct 7, 2:36pm

Urban... It's pronounced B-Y-U!

kaladin58

Oct 7, 7:27am

Urban’s face as a urinal cake. Urban with that coed on his lap. Mugshot collage of all of Urban’s arrested players.

scootsy

Oct 7, 7:32am

That’s certainly not going to win any good graces.

conetah

Oct 7, 7:36am

Huh, for some reason I didn’t think his ideas were fishing for good graces.

Oct 7, 7:40am

why are we aiming for good graces

Deleted

Oct 7, 7:42am

We want to show we are a classy fanbase.

SCougarfan

Oct 7, 7:49am

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goblin

Oct 7, 7:50am

100% chance that Holmoe or assigned by Holmoe is there to make sure the signs

Powerbait DPM

Oct 7, 8:43am

The horns down thing was so weak. It was embarrassing.

Oct 7, 4:00pm

Generally yes. But if you ever want them to come back show some class.

GilbertAZCougar

Oct 7, 8:45am

Yea probably not what they are worried about

ordinary tri guy

Oct 7, 3:25pm

You sound like the ALUFs in the Ute fan base

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 11:26am

The man who raised the rivalry from nasty to utterly toxic probably deserves it. But you may be right.

Knight-who-says-ni

Oct 7, 9:46am

At Big Noon, watching Game Day on my phone.

Oct 7, 7:40am

This is the way to go

goblin

Oct 7, 7:48am

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Iman23

Oct 7, 7:49am

We Want Vandy

Oct 7, 7:53am

This would be a great Game time chant too

JohnnyComeLately

Oct 7, 9:06am

somebody please seriously do this. I love it.

squidmark

Oct 7, 12:21pm

That’s actually pretty good!

Oct 7, 7:15pm

Yew-tah stinks!

wildeone

Oct 7, 7:55am

(from Boney Fuller's sign thread on x)

TheLost

Oct 7, 7:59am

That one is actually funny.

Oct 7, 12:44pm

Also a good one

Oct 7, 7:16pm

Average BYU courtship: 15 weeks.. Urban Meyer coaching Jacksonville: 13 weeks

DKN

Oct 7, 8:13am

"He learned it from Urban."

Unibro

Oct 7, 8:30am

This picture + the urban picture + Pam Beasley "they're the same picture" meme

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 8:50am

genius

Unibro

Oct 7, 8:57am

Someone do this please!!!

LHA

Oct 7, 8:01pm

LaVell Edwards Stadium is too HOT for Arizona.

Powerbait DPM

Oct 7, 8:38am

Seems like “Urban Meyer still lives rent free in my head” would be appropriate

Powerbait DPM

Oct 7, 8:40am

Could also be “Urban returned to Utah after 20 years because of BYU” that’s

Powerbait DPM

Oct 7, 9:45am

His level of “jerk” left a lasting impression.

thirdgencoug

Oct 7, 5:02pm

BYU is an Urban legend

Oct 7, 8:48am

I didn't realize how obsessed CB was with Urban Meyer

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 8:49am

Since I don't live in Utah I don't have to deal with people who have allowed

Shihan

Oct 7, 9:19am

Same exact situation here. Urban era was a bit before me too

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 9:39am

If you lived through it, you’d understand.

Oct 7, 12:59pm

The fact that I didn't live through it should be a sign it's time to move on

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 2:15pm

I guess your youth trumps my experience.

Oct 7, 3:11pm

That's your takeaway? Lol ok

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 3:17pm

Make the typical we want bama sign but cross out bama and write in vandy

davidmj10

Oct 7, 8:53am

Love this

here's to hoping

Oct 7, 12:33pm

Love this one

Oct 7, 4:15pm

The attitude some have toward Urban reminds me of our relationship with USU fans

Dr Van Nostrand

Oct 7, 8:59am

Exactly this. The Urban obsession is cringy

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 9:04am

It’s little brother behavior. Sad and degrading.

GeraldGarner

Oct 7, 9:05am

RE: The attitude some have toward Urban reminds me of our relationship with USU

Oct 7, 4:03pm

OUR OPPONENTS STINK

Unibro

Oct 7, 9:00am

Comma, Sorry here's some free ice cream

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 9:05am

“Arizona has a holy defense”

Unibro

Oct 7, 9:13am

Cougars eat cats.

TheWookie

Oct 7, 9:16am

Retzlive, Retzlaff, Retzlove

Unibro

Oct 7, 9:21am

Absolutely someone needs to do this one

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 11:32am

RetzINTERCEPTION!

crablegs

Oct 7, 6:34pm

RE: RetzINTERCEPTION!

SV72 Sale

Oct 8, 10:53am

Isn't this Linehans idea...

IronPotato

Oct 7, 8:52pm

No. It was Jody Genessy's

Phred84044

Oct 7, 9:04pm

Retznot and say we did

KYU

Oct 7, 9:18pm

The best signs poke fun at your own culture. Cal did that well.

Thrill

Oct 7, 9:38am

Their "I thought this was a protest" sign was awesome.

IronPotato

Oct 7, 10:19am

I wouldn't go after Urban or any of the crew. He's been long gone from Utah

Thrill

Oct 7, 11:33am

Utah killed the Pac-12.

byubyu

Oct 7, 9:41am

“Kyle Whittingham voted for Joe Biden”

Oct 7, 10:25am

“Ted Bundy’s biggest life regret is attending the University of Utah”

Oct 7, 10:43am

Winner

JoeExotic

Oct 7, 11:38am

Aren’t we playing AZ?

conetah

Oct 7, 11:44am

Is there ever a wrong time to make fun of Utah on national TV??

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 11:48am

Yes. Let’s not look obsessed

Oct 7, 5:59pm

...but we are. That's what a rivalry is

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 6:40pm

“Bear down” with a pic of the dumb and dumber toilet scene

LumberCoug

Oct 7, 11:56am

Meant for OP

LumberCoug

Oct 7, 11:57am

RE: “Bear down” with a pic of the dumb and dumber toilet scene

Knight-who-says-ni

Oct 8, 11:11am

Picture of Ted Bundy with caption "Typical Utah alum"

rocklincoug

Oct 7, 7:15pm

Not until November 9.

Knight-who-says-ni

Oct 8, 11:07am

“Who killed more people: Ted Bundy or Urban Meyer’s players?”

Lalau

Oct 7, 10:47am

A picture of president Nelson and Y logo wirh

Oct 7, 11:12am

BYU has 4 more wins than I have wives

rocklincoug

Oct 7, 7:20pm

Rise and Shout slaps

Celeritas

Oct 7, 11:12am

Here’s what Chat GPT offered

OU Cougar

Oct 7, 11:13am

“Urban’s only here for the Cougar Tail”

Guoc Coug

Oct 7, 11:36am

Get over Urban Meyer!!! Sick of hearing about him! Cougars eat wild cats!

Huck

Oct 7, 11:55am

That's a bit wordy and honestly a weird sign.

Oct 7, 4:04pm

Too bad it isn't a night game, or it could be "Welcome to the twilight Zona!"

jaba166

Oct 7, 11:56am

2021 Pac12 Champions.

AltTabbins

Oct 7, 11:56am

Big “12:00” Kickoff

bornbyu93

Oct 7, 11:58am

Arizona: Where the Sun is Hot and the Fans are Not!

realisticCoug42

Oct 7, 12:02pm

“GIVE TUCSON BACK TO MEXICO”

bornbyu93

Oct 7, 12:02pm

"Harline is Still Open"

Hazzard

Oct 7, 12:04pm

Why do birds fly upside down over Tucson? There’s nothing worth crapping on.

bornbyu93

Oct 7, 12:06pm

Utah Sucks

Dr MoBYU

Oct 7, 12:10pm

"I would take a sip of coffee for a BYU win"

Ham

Oct 7, 12:20pm

Drawing of a BYU Cougar with a wildcat hanging from its mouth

here's to hoping

Oct 7, 12:24pm

AZ fans - come for the game, stay for the weather.

here's to hoping

Oct 7, 12:25pm

"enemy of my enemy is my friend" AZ 23 - Utes 10

here's to hoping

Oct 7, 12:26pm

satan vacations in Arizona

Dr MoBYU

Oct 7, 12:30pm

Welcome, have some free ice cream and watch the beating.

here's to hoping

Oct 7, 12:30pm

I know we’re playing Arizona but Utah sucks

CycloneCoug

Oct 7, 12:33pm

I might bring "LES - where wildcats go to die"

gruntledboi

Oct 7, 12:39pm

Pic of Wilbur captioned “poor man’s cosmo”

LumberCoug

Oct 7, 1:06pm

Wilbur is Temu Cosmo.

byubyu

Oct 7, 1:17pm

Picture of AZ mascot…

JonnyB

Oct 7, 1:06pm

.

ParentingNotForSissy

Oct 7, 5:43pm

"All of my Life Skills, I learned at the University of Utah" - Theodore R Bundy

outback747

Oct 7, 1:13pm

“Probably”

bornbyu93

Oct 7, 1:43pm

Here is my sign (BYU has always been Urban's favorite)

Oct 7, 1:21pm

Can we borrow the "Missing: Cam Rising" sign from the Yewts?

cosmohio

Oct 7, 1:29pm

If somebody does this, the visual: Rising as missing kid on a milk carton

Still Blue

Oct 7, 3:39pm

<< Deleted >>

Shihan

Oct 7, 1:29pm

Hey Utes, stay tuned for tips on how to beat AZ

here's to hoping

Oct 7, 1:51pm

This meme/gif with Kalani, Jake and others' heads on the riders

kimdaddy35

Oct 7, 2:11pm

Anything rude or abrasive towards the fox guys or Utah would be off brand and just stupid. We are BYU not UofU

KYU

Oct 7, 2:29pm

<< Deleted >>

Sparkling Delirium

Oct 7, 2:37pm

Hey Urban: She's not 18 yet.

DirtyWater

Oct 7, 2:49pm

RE: Hey Urban: She's not 18 yet.

MaximusMeridius

Oct 7, 4:52pm

Thanks for the jump

Mike Bolton

Oct 7, 3:14pm

I’ll give up my 4th wife for a spot in the playoffs

Oct 7, 3:55pm

Here’s to hoping’ it doesn’t have to be your 4th wife, you can choose to give up

Oct 7, 4:02pm

I will shove a large CougarTail up my... if we lose to these Mildcats.

Oct 7, 4:21pm

A TV with the footage of urban Meyer at the bar with another woman

Sircumference

Oct 7, 5:15pm

BYU #1 SOR

ParentingNotForSissy

Oct 7, 5:44pm

Poke your eye test. #1 resume BYU.

ParentingNotForSissy

Oct 7, 6:46pm

How's your resume? SOR #1 BYU.

ParentingNotForSissy

Oct 7, 6:50pm

mazel tov

ParentingNotForSissy

Oct 8, 10:11pm

A Giant Dreidel

ParentingNotForSissy

Oct 8, 10:12pm

“Soaking is as real as Utah’s National Championship” jk we aren’t playing Utah

Oct 7, 5:51pm

America’s worst party school spends its time practicing.

Dr MoBYU

Oct 7, 5:52pm

BYU has as many Natty’s I have wives.

Dr MoBYU

Oct 7, 5:55pm

RE: BYU has as many Natty’s I have wives.

IronPotato

Oct 7, 8:44pm

Wow, 14 wives.

Shihan

Oct 7, 9:18pm

RE: BIG NOON KICKOFF SIGN IDEA THREAD

RidgeCougar

Oct 7, 6:46pm

Rick Majerus allegedly ate Cam Rising

rocklincoug

Oct 7, 7:23pm

RE: BIG NOON KICKOFF SIGN IDEA THREAD

royalbluemenace

Oct 7, 7:46pm

The pic of the fan celebrating over the PAC 12 tombstone

BYU Fan

Oct 7, 9:22pm

A picture of Cam Rising on a milk carton that says....

Knight-who-says-ni

Oct 8, 11:22am

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