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Oct 7, 2024
12:06:18pm

bornbyu93 Playmaker

Why do birds fly upside down over Tucson? There’s nothing worth crapping on.

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bornbyu93

Previous username: Yewtsblow1984
Bio page: bornbyu93
Joined: Jun 15, 2014
Last login: Oct 7, 2024
Total posts: 1,570 (8 FO)

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BIG NOON KICKOFF SIGN IDEA THREAD

7:25am

Can't. Not Jefe approved.

Knee Brace

7:25am

What do you mean

7:27am

None of my ideas would pass the mod filter. They also all involve Urban Meyer.

Knee Brace

7:29am

He's still in your head.

Shihan

7:34am

No doubt about that. He is a menace and I have no self-control.

Knee Brace

7:38am

So a picture of an unflushed toilet or urinal with Urban Myer printed on it would not make it past the filters?

Knight-who-says-ni

9:44am

Did I say that's what my idea was?

Knee Brace

9:46am

You didn't say it. It flashed in my mind when I read this conversation.

Knight-who-says-ni

10:12am

I'd rather have GameDay.

Dark Forest Green

7:26am

Oooof

conetah

7:35am

would we though. I mean McCafee and more soaking jokes?

Avery

7:52am

Good point. Maybe a sign that says "SOAKING ISN'T REAL"

MaximusMeridius

9:03am

What about, “Soaking is real and it’s spectacular.”

JohnnyComeLately

10:09am

RE: What about, “Soaking is real and it’s spectacular.”

2:07pm

sign that says: Cam Rising and Pat McAfee are over rated perverts.

Dat_rmishner

11:22am

RE: sign that says: Cam Rising and Pat McAfee are over rated perverts.

MaximusMeridius

11:25am

It fits for both of them considering they started the whole BYU soaker convo

Dat_rmishner

12:33pm

How about "BYU students multiply and replenish the earth more than anyone!"

Unibro

11:30am

Urban... It's pronounced B-Y-U!

kaladin58

7:27am

Urban’s face as a urinal cake. Urban with that coed on his lap. Mugshot collage of all of Urban’s arrested players.

scootsy

7:32am

That’s certainly not going to win any good graces.

conetah

7:36am

Huh, for some reason I didn’t think his ideas were fishing for good graces.

7:40am

why are we aiming for good graces

Deleted

7:42am

We want to show we are a classy fanbase.

SCougarfan

7:49am

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goblin

7:50am

100% chance that Holmoe or assigned by Holmoe is there to make sure the signs

Powerbait DPM

8:43am

Generally yes. But if you ever want them to come back show some class.

GilbertAZCougar

8:45am

You sound like the ALUFs in the Ute fan base

MaximusMeridius

11:26am

The man who raised the rivalry from nasty to utterly toxic probably deserves it. But you may be right.

Knight-who-says-ni

9:46am

At Big Noon, watching Game Day on my phone.

7:40am

This is the way to go

goblin

7:48am

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Iman23

7:49am

We Want Vandy

7:53am

This would be a great Game time chant too

JohnnyComeLately

9:06am

somebody please seriously do this. I love it.

squidmark

12:21pm

Yew-tah stinks!

wildeone

7:55am

(from Boney Fuller's sign thread on x)

TheLost

7:59am

That one is actually funny.

12:44pm

Average BYU courtship: 15 weeks.. Urban Meyer coaching Jacksonville: 13 weeks

DKN

8:13am

"He learned it from Urban."

Unibro

8:30am

This picture + the urban picture + Pam Beasley "they're the same picture" meme

MaximusMeridius

8:50am

genius

Unibro

8:57am

LaVell Edwards Stadium is too HOT for Arizona.

Powerbait DPM

8:38am

Seems like “Urban Meyer still lives rent free in my head” would be appropriate

Powerbait DPM

8:40am

Could also be “Urban returned to Utah after 20 years because of BYU” that’s

Powerbait DPM

9:45am

BYU is an Urban legend

8:48am

I didn't realize how obsessed CB was with Urban Meyer

MaximusMeridius

8:49am

Since I don't live in Utah I don't have to deal with people who have allowed

Shihan

9:19am

Same exact situation here. Urban era was a bit before me too

MaximusMeridius

9:39am

If you lived through it, you’d understand.

12:59pm

The fact that I didn't live through it should be a sign it's time to move on

MaximusMeridius

2:15pm

Make the typical we want bama sign but cross out bama and write in vandy

davidmj10

8:53am

Love this

here's to hoping

12:33pm

The attitude some have toward Urban reminds me of our relationship with USU fans

Dr Van Nostrand

8:59am

Exactly this. The Urban obsession is cringy

MaximusMeridius

9:04am

It’s little brother behavior. Sad and degrading.

GeraldGarner

9:05am

OUR OPPONENTS STINK

Unibro

9:00am

Comma, Sorry here's some free ice cream

MaximusMeridius

9:05am

“Arizona has a holy defense”

Unibro

9:13am

Cougars eat cats.

TheWookie

9:16am

Retzlive, Retzlaff, Retzlove

Unibro

9:21am

Absolutely someone needs to do this one

MaximusMeridius

11:32am

The best signs poke fun at your own culture. Cal did that well.

Thrill

9:38am

Their "I thought this was a protest" sign was awesome.

IronPotato

10:19am

I wouldn't go after Urban or any of the crew. He's been long gone from Utah

Thrill

11:33am

Utah killed the Pac-12.

byubyu

9:41am

“Kyle Whittingham voted for Joe Biden”

10:25am

“Ted Bundy’s biggest life regret is attending the University of Utah”

10:43am

Winner

JoeExotic

11:38am

Aren’t we playing AZ?

conetah

11:44am

Is there ever a wrong time to make fun of Utah on national TV??

MaximusMeridius

11:48am

“Bear down” with a pic of the dumb and dumber toilet scene

LumberCoug

11:56am

Meant for OP

LumberCoug

11:57am

“Who killed more people: Ted Bundy or Urban Meyer’s players?”

Lalau

10:47am

A picture of president Nelson and Y logo wirh

11:12am

Rise and Shout slaps

Celeritas

11:12am

Here’s what Chat GPT offered

OU Cougar

11:13am

“Urban’s only here for the Cougar Tail”

Guoc Coug

11:36am

Get over Urban Meyer!!! Sick of hearing about him! Cougars eat wild cats!

Huck

11:55am

Too bad it isn't a night game, or it could be "Welcome to the twilight Zona!"

jaba166

11:56am

2021 Pac12 Champions.

AltTabbins

11:56am

Big “12:00” Kickoff

bornbyu93

11:58am

Arizona: Where the Sun is Hot and the Fans are Not!

realisticCoug42

12:02pm

“GIVE TUCSON BACK TO MEXICO”

bornbyu93

12:02pm

"Harline is Still Open"

Hazzard

12:04pm

Why do birds fly upside down over Tucson? There’s nothing worth crapping on.

bornbyu93

12:06pm

Utah Sucks

Dr MoBYU

12:10pm

"I would take a sip of coffee for a BYU win"

Ham

12:20pm

Drawing of a BYU Cougar with a wildcat hanging from its mouth

here's to hoping

12:24pm

AZ fans - come for the game, stay for the weather.

here's to hoping

12:25pm

"enemy of my enemy is my friend" AZ 23 - Utes 10

here's to hoping

12:26pm

satan vacations in Arizona

Dr MoBYU

12:30pm

Welcome, have some free ice cream and watch the beating.

here's to hoping

12:30pm

I know we’re playing Arizona but Utah sucks

CycloneCoug

12:33pm

I might bring "LES - where wildcats go to die"

gruntledboi

12:39pm

Pic of Wilbur captioned “poor man’s cosmo”

LumberCoug

1:06pm

Wilbur is Temu Cosmo.

byubyu

1:17pm

Picture of AZ mascot…

JonnyB

1:06pm

"All of my Life Skills, I learned at the University of Utah" - Theodore R Bundy

outback747

1:13pm

“Probably”

bornbyu93

1:43pm

Here is my sign (BYU has always been Urban's favorite)

1:21pm

Can we borrow the "Missing: Cam Rising" Sign from the Yewts?

cosmohio

1:29pm

You can't get away with abusing Native Americans in our state...well, maybe the

Shihan

1:29pm

Hey Utes, stay tuned for tips on how to beat AZ

here's to hoping

1:51pm

Anything rude or abrasive towards the fox guys or Utah would be off brand and just stupid. We are BYU not UofU

KYU

2:29pm

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