on the British Mt. Rushmore because of what Mick Jagger said to Elder Gene R. Cook on that airplane that one time: "Our music is calculated to drive the kids to sex." Whenever I listened to the 'Stones as a teenage Mormon boy, I wanted to have sex. Paint it Black? Yep. Wild Horses? Sign me up. Angie? Totally. Waiting on a Friend. Giddyup.