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This has to be one of the quietest early signing days I can remember. Jumping on

Magneto

5:31pm

Hey remember Victory Vaka? He's in the portal.

Thrill

5:30pm

He’s got to be at least 35 by now

Magneto

5:30pm

Did BYU have good viewership numbers this year? It seems low. With the B10/SEC

Magneto

5:29pm

Video: NATIONAL SIGNING DAY - Aaron Roderick #byufootball #gocougs View

[BYU Cougars Video] BYU Cougars

5:24pm

Not before we get a Bigfoot category!

Lifi

5:23pm

The rumors are true. The obviously hate each other.

TADOW Truly Addicted User

5:20pm

Is this the latest CB thing? Believing these two hate each other?

Polecat

5:23pm

RE: Is this the latest CB thing? Believing these two hate each other?

reagan21

5:25pm

Video: NATIONAL SIGNING DAY - Jay Hill #byufootball #gocougs View

[BYU Cougars Video] BYU Cougars

5:17pm

POLL: Would you rather

Icelandic Cougar

5:17pm

The impossible question.

reagan21

5:18pm

It's an epic fail by the Big12 to not make "Strength of Record" be the tie breaker

MaxxPower All-American

5:17pm

The downside to that is teams don't control their conference schedule.

slappy

5:20pm

Yeah but it still ultimately came down to conference schedule this year

cougarfann888

5:20pm

Epic, eh?

Lifi

5:27pm

Video: NATIONAL SIGNING DAY - Kalani Sitake #byufootball #gocougs View

[BYU Cougars Video] BYU Cougars

5:10pm

Anyone know the story behind the random Christmas tree on I-15 between Cedar and

UNLVcougar

5:09pm

My guess

Carnac

5:12pm

RE: My guess

UNLVcougar

5:14pm

Somebody probably died in that spot and the family puts a tree out to remember them. Likely using solar lights.

byuluvr

5:16pm

Maybe. It was only at Christmas time.

UNLVcougar

5:16pm

A girl was hit and killed on the freeway if I remember correctly. I grew up in St George and remember seeing it growing

Nuke

5:19pm

Maybe was discussed, but this quote from the N. Keeney article is concerning...

NOCAL_YFAN

5:08pm

You can see the QBs we offered here:

JuicyJam

5:13pm

Arod whiffed on Adamson, Reisig & Mialovski before offering Keeney…

Das_Countach

5:16pm

Explain this “whiff” to us. How die he “whiff” the recruiting of those players?

Polecat

5:21pm

Because any time a kid doesn’t want to go to BYU it’s ARod’s fault, duh.

Junior Deputy

5:23pm

Makes perfect sense. High school players across the country lose sleep at

Polecat

5:25pm

…listen to how awful a public speaker he is & then imagine him talking to 15-18

Das_Countach

5:25pm

So because you think he’s a boring speaker, you think high school recruits

Polecat

5:27pm

lol, no, I look at his terrible track record, his “stats” if you will, and that

Das_Countach

5:29pm

That’s all you got?

arcawley

5:28pm

This will be a problem. The amount these unproven kids are being offered is getting insane

Adrielle

5:14pm

It’s never a good day if you’re first time logging into CB is at 5:00pm…✊

LHA

5:08pm

ESPN+ article ranks BYU's class #41

RockyBalboa

5:06pm

41 is still pretty decent. If BYU can get consistently into the top 30, it will be good.

Adrielle

5:18pm

Rutgers and Maryland both with top 25 classes. B10 money must be nice.

Magneto

5:20pm

TCU has oil money

BYU Grounds

5:29pm

That SMU game was so odd how empty that game was this year. Both TCU/SMU seem

Magneto

5:32pm

POLL: Who would be the better QB for BYU in 2025?

BGRTHNUMEGO

5:04pm

Not sure it matters what we think. Fifita is staying at AZ.

Bald Eagle

5:08pm

Last I heard Fifita was in the portal. Has that changed already? I’m not saying BYU is on his list or that he’s a good

scall

5:13pm

The portal isn't open, and he's not said he's leaving Arizona.

Jeffacka

5:18pm

For 2025 probably Retzlaff because he knows the offense well. For 2026

BYUfannonLDS

5:20pm

My conspiratorial take: pharma spends so much money advertising as a part of a strategy to make the recipients of that

cheezedawg Properly rated

5:01pm

They're for-profit businesses trying to increase sales and profits.

OrsoNero

5:08pm

What happened to Sports Nation - no shows this week?

kccougar VABL

5:00pm

Jarom had a finger injury & wouldn't go on if he couldn't button his top button

reagan21

5:04pm

They’ve been in every day.

Rivers Cuomo

5:11pm

They haven't put any episodes on Spotify or byuradio since Sat.

kccougar

5:13pm

Yeah…what’s with that? There was supposed to be a Shawn Olmstead interview and I

Iman23

5:15pm

The feed is messed up it seems. Doesn’t show up on Overcast either.

Jay_L

5:16pm

They are on BYUtv but not BYU Radio. Likely has something to do with that

WolverineCougar20

5:23pm

Well... I really like my suppressor

I'mYourHuckleberry

4:59pm

I've gotten to where I can hardly stand to shoot unsuppressed any more.

Bar7h

5:06pm

I'd prefer all of my firearms be suppressed.

Jericho

5:09pm

Man I'm way behind. I own zero suppressors....

Penske Material

5:14pm

Same. I have zero suppressors.

byuluvr

5:16pm

I’m in the same boat. I’ll be buying a Deadair Nomad for my 7 PRC in the spring.

letthewookieewin

5:17pm

I have one on my 300 PRC. It's great

Bar7h

5:18pm

Fifita is in the portal

Unibro Utah fans are sensitive

4:58pm

I thought his dad said that was false

the_byu_flash

4:58pm

It was a trick. He said "faltz," like when we used to say "doll hairs."

reagan21

4:59pm

Source?

Corn

5:00pm

With McMillan gone, he'll have no one to throw to.

DudeBro

5:03pm

Fifita when Whitt calls

Carnac

5:05pm

RE: Fifita when Whitt calls

BYU Grounds

5:08pm

When Prime says Shadeur & Hunter will play in the bowl game do you believe him?

RockyBalboa

4:55pm

They could play for one drive or a snap and they'd have "played".

paulb

4:59pm

Nope. No chance. And that's too bad, because both are fun to watch.

JJCoug

4:59pm

No way Hunter suits up

acougfan

5:27pm

Will having a 10 win season trigger a big bonus in Dion's contract?

Y05

5:28pm

I didn’t realize SMC Mahaney ended up at UCONN. Still haunted by his buzzer

LeslieKnope

4:53pm

That was the roughest two game stretch I’ve ever witnessed at BYU.

provoprodigy

4:56pm

Same. Just brutal

LeslieKnope

5:01pm

I'm shocked, shocked, I say that Sam would start backtracking on AI!

CSoul Hardcore Democrat

4:51pm

Just ran into Austin Leausa’s brother at the gym. He is going to try to walk on to BYU this fall

TADOW Truly Addicted User

4:49pm

Is walking on going to be possible with the 105 roster limit? Wish him the best but it seems like an uphill battle.

KingDave

4:53pm

The 105 man roster with all being scholly eligible might end walk ons.

IceCreamButt

4:54pm

I believe that’s assuming the school wants to fund those scholarships. I’m sure

Riseandshoutboys

4:58pm

Here's his highlights....

mokelembembe

5:05pm

Do other countries market their prescription drugs via commercials

PortlandCoug

4:45pm

That Jardiance commercial won 11 Tony Awards in 2023.

reagan21

4:46pm

🎵Control means everything🎵

McMax

4:47pm

Drug commercials are allowed in USA and New Zealand and that's it.

Niiineteeen84

4:48pm

It’s weird to me that they do advertise. I can’t imagine it does them much good.

cheezedawg

4:50pm

They do it to pay the networks money so then they control the networks. It’s not

maxpowers

5:20pm

I wouldn’t doubt this, but do you know this for certain? Any hard proof to back

BYU Sportz Fan

5:26pm

It’s gross. Let’s market a sophisticated substance to a bunch of idiots.

Iman23

4:53pm

Drug companies sponsor many TV shows in Japan, though its usually without promoting the latest

shokupanmanbo

4:59pm

That last one sounds like a doozy.

realtall

5:07pm

Marketing 101. Get you emotionally involved and you'll likely want it.

SoValleyCOUG

5:03pm

Only in New Zealand

valleus

5:17pm

You know what would be fun?

McMax

4:45pm

I would be ok with them capping it at 18 this year

NorthernCougifornia

5:00pm

16 team would be enough.

bluecougar1985

5:05pm

Position groups with biggest need for Portal Help

mjmill All-American

4:42pm

I would add QB there as well. The top 50 programs are adding quality QB every single class, in some cases signing 2

Zach Morris

4:46pm

no top school has more than 5 QB’s on scholarship, and many of the best programs limit it to 4

JOPE

4:57pm

With the natural forces of attrition, bringing in one QB per class shouldn’t be an issue.

Zach Morris

5:00pm

The DLine next season

RockyBalboa

4:47pm

I'd like to see a QB that can push or unseat Retzlaff.

LosAlcoug

4:47pm

Retzlaff is not going to be unseated. He’s going to be QB1 next year unless he

WillsPitStop

4:49pm

Yep. People can wish in one hand and fart in the other

RockyBalboa

4:58pm

I have solved the playoffs. Where do I submit for a patent/IP?

BYUforlife

4:42pm

No special carve out for ND. They get in if they qualify.

Schultz is back

4:46pm

So 14 autobid and 10 At large for SEC/B1G/ND to split by the committee?

bluecougar1985

5:15pm

Can someone explain why Iowa State wouldn't be in Alamo Bowl if they lose in the

Cougs'16

4:41pm

Alamo Bowl picks first. They are not required to pick the CCG loser.

BYUforlife

4:44pm

And they know BYU sells tickets better than most in Texas.

sidsie716

4:45pm

They probably make as much on beer sales as they do on tickets.

DudeBro

4:56pm

If that's true, BYU is going to that bowl game.

SoValleyCOUG

4:46pm

If Iowa St wins, maybe they'll pick ASU instead.

ManicBlue

4:51pm

No way. BYU brings more fans and TV viewers.

SoValleyCOUG

4:59pm

Weren’t BYU tv views dismal this year.

Magneto

5:26pm

BYU also runner up, no? If was a four way tie

ABCoug

4:57pm

Byu was 4 way tie for the conf. champ not runner up

stansburycoug

5:10pm

We need to all buy a beer and pour it in the urinal. I have it on good authority

oilman

5:16pm

The loser of the CCG will probably be ranked lower than BYU at that point.

ecp

5:21pm

AJ Dybantsa's agent: The bidding will open at $5 million dollars

TNT

4:35pm

RE: AJ Dybantsa's agent: The bidding will open at $5 million dollars

reagan21

4:36pm

Unless his agent is Australian: The Fosters will open at $5M dolla-a-doos

TNT

4:39pm

8 years of eligibility…

AF Cougar

4:32pm

A lot of people go to school for 8 years.

Ode to Hoy

4:34pm

Yes they’re called doctors

ordinary tri guy

4:37pm

What number did you call on?

scall

4:40pm

Were you calling from a Walkie Talkie?

Ode to Hoy

4:45pm

Shut up, Richard.

TerpCoug

4:47pm

Do I have a mark on my face?

scall

4:48pm

Tommy Likey!!!

Ode to Hoy

5:05pm

Wowsers. He is almost as old as Covey. Well within a decade

TNT

4:35pm

Dude needs to move on with his life

WJCougar

4:36pm

Gundy said of BYU. “They’re very mature."

BYUheaven

4:38pm

RE: 8 years of eligibility…

It's A Bowling Ball

4:38pm

I'm sure OSU fans are thrilled about that

Adam_Pontipee

4:38pm

That's even longer than John "Bluto" Blutarsky was in college

refunder

4:38pm

Bohannon and Rising

cougaman

4:40pm

Parody account...

finnish_blue

4:47pm

Wow... he'll actually be able to finish his phd

CLCougar

5:03pm

Yes! Another flight with a dog. Probably 20th time this year. This one is

Ojiisan

4:30pm

Ugh. What has our society become?

TNT

4:36pm

Too hard to carry on a cry room. 😉

ManicBlue

4:43pm

I bet that other dog wasn't wearing boots. Rich dogs always bully the poor

reagan21

4:38pm

Aye

TNT

4:38pm

I pray for the day I get to fly next to a derpy golden retriever or bernese

DKN

4:39pm

Until then you'll have to sit next to the nice pit bull and yappy service chihuahua.

byuluvr

4:43pm

I don’t pray for those days

DKN

4:53pm

Good

TCuz

4:45pm

It costs more to board a dog these days than to fly with them.

MD Rebel Coug

5:09pm

But it's a nuisance for other people on an airplane

Belboz

5:28pm

Society cannot advance until we rid ourselves of taking pets everywhere

maxpowers

5:22pm

Article: BYU coaches focusing on ‘getting the right fits’ in building 2025 football signing class View

[Deseret News] https://www.deseret.com/authors/jay-drew/

4:30pm

A house on my dog walk route puts out a little stand every christmas with candy canes and dog treats to take while you

shimmy In play, run(s)

4:29pm

If their Rufus reference hit you in the feels, having your kids mention Rufus in

Tricky

5:02pm

As long as nobody rats me out, I think I'm going to try pulling this off as a gift for my wife.

Ragnar Danneskjold You know...

4:15pm

Just cover the logo with Bosch

TwinsRight

4:16pm

How do you control the splatter?

TNT

4:31pm

That's a personal question.

Ragnar Danneskjold

4:31pm

Hmmmmmmm........must solve this mystery

TNT

4:32pm

Transferring photos from Amazon Photos to Snapfish?

Tricky

4:12pm

I print them all out, scan them, and then save it to a thumb drive. That

reagan21

4:14pm

Why print and scan? Is the formatting better?

Tricky

4:15pm

I just hate trees. One fell on my mom as a child. Hated them ever since.

reagan21

4:16pm

Copy. They are indeed big, leafy jerks.

Tricky

4:18pm

My computer says we're all dead

Niiineteeen84 Blowhard

4:09pm

I think I saw a Studio C skit about this once...

reddead

4:10pm

reminds me of those 5 day Alderaan forecast shirts.

franklyvulgar

4:12pm

reminds me why I don't watch Studio C.

reagan21

4:17pm

RE: reminds me of those 5 day Alderaan forecast shirts.

valcorger

4:36pm

Hey. Welcome to AZ.

scall

4:11pm

That is jacket weather is Arizona

Ojiisan

4:13pm

It's a dry heat. You're cool.

jrifkin48

4:15pm

So heat isn't heat?

TNT

4:36pm

imagine if there was no haze.

Bert609

4:23pm

Crikey!

TNT

4:35pm

Defensive staff mailing it in

Cooouuugs

4:07pm

Finish this sentence with how you learned it:

RSL This is my dupe account

4:06pm

drinking alcohol

Mexicougazul

4:06pm

been drinking alcohol.

reagan21

4:06pm

I didn't know there was another verse

scall

4:07pm

My kid came home singing "baby's playing basketball" smh.

RSL

4:08pm

PC culture has taken another of our childhood gems.

reagan21

4:10pm

I thought the second part was “then comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in a baby carriage”

TCuz

4:10pm

.....that's not all, that's not all..................

reagan21

4:10pm

Same. Never knew there was anything else. We just sang the alternate Pledge of Allegiance.

WDaddy

4:12pm

Where you sing it to the music of Old MacDonald?

reagan21

4:13pm

No. The words are different. Something about Michael Jackson

WDaddy

4:14pm

that sounds familiar for some reason.

reagan21

4:15pm

I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one and indivisible

RSL

4:14pm

yeah. comes after that.

RSL

4:13pm

I have never heard this in my life so therefore it must be wrong.

TCuz

4:17pm

RE: I have never heard this in my life so therefore it must be wrong.

RSL

4:25pm

Never heard that version

Mister P

4:13pm

New Google Deep Mind AI weather forecasting tool

Pete The Hope That Kills You

4:02pm

Here's a publicly readable article:

Pete

4:03pm

I could read the NY Times with Reader mode

Superkid

4:08pm

Here's a site running the AI:

RSL

4:12pm

Makes sense. Weather forecasts are just computer models from variables and

NWCoug

4:12pm

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