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May 20, 2004
3:40:15pm
Tim
Elder in my mission
had some serious butt urine, he makes it home and up to the apartment, and just barely makes it to the bathroom. He sits on the toilet and everything kersplodes and he says "aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh." His companion hears this from the living room, mind you. But then he heard from the bathroom, a quiet little "oops!" He stands up and says, "WHAT? WHAT IS IT?!" And the elder on the toilet says "I forgot to put the lid up first."

All over the new bathmat.

Tim

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