I'm at the SLC Barnes and Noble before it moved to the Gateway doing my thing in the stall.

Dude next to me puts his hand under the divider and motions for me to "give him some."

I assume that he needs TP and I give him some. He then drops the TP and makes the same motion. At this point I'm very worried and give him some more TP thinking/hoping that he just needs more.

He then drops it again and makes the same motion. I then ask him, "what the hades do you want."

Dude doesn't answer, but then proceeds to put his knee on the ground. Before I know it he's holding something in his hand that he's exposing under the divider.

It doesn't register to me exactly what is happening until dude says, "Don't you like it? Don't you like it?"

I then become fully aware what is happening so I stand up, zip up and proceed to kick that thing harder than anything I've ever kicked in my life. I kicked up as to have it wedge effectively between the divider.

I then kick open the dude's stall where he's writhing in pain. He gets up and runs out of the store without zipping up his pants.

I then leave the bathroom to find everyone in the store starring at me. I then just walk out of the store.

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