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Sep 24, 2023
9:21:35pm
Busting Coveys All-American
In between flights one day I ate Burger King. It didn’t settle well in my stomach. It didn’t hit me though until we had
just pushed off of the gate. My stomach started to turn.

By the time we got to the runway I was pretty uncomfortable.

By the time we got to 10,000 ft and out of sterile cockpit it was taking everything I had not to poop my pants.

I called up the flight attendant and told her to get out of the way and that I was on my way back.

We were in a CRJ 200 which meant the lav was in the back of the airplane.

I did a penguin walk with my cheeks clenched down the aisle in between 50 passengers.

True definition of the “walk of shame.”

Fortunately I made it in time otherwise it would have been a whole lot more embarrassing.

After I was done I had to walk right back up through the same passengers. Everyone knew what had happened.
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