I was a dork and left a toilet seat on her front porch

May 26, 2023
3:23:46pm

Pepe Playmaker

With a picture of someone sitting on the porcelain throne with a crown and note that said “I’d feel like a king if you went to Prom with me”. Fortunately she didn’t continue the joke and leave a 💩 on mine.

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Time

What was the best school dance "ask" or "response" you did/got in high school?

durandal Rampant AI

5/26/23 3:07pm

RE: What was the best school dance "ask" or "response" you did/got in high

CougarTwins

5/26/23 3:10pm

A girl moved things around under your high school bed unsupervised?

DiamondMo

5/26/23 3:11pm

RE: A girl moved things around under your high school bed unsupervised?

ElCapo

5/26/23 3:19pm

And still said yes?! She’s a keeper!

AlternateShot

5/27/23 5:26pm

I went to far fewer dances than I would have if there were no creative ask

gwalker

5/26/23 3:11pm

A girl brought over a hot pepperoni pizza with the invite scrawled on the box.

Kilgore Trout

5/26/23 3:12pm

2 ideas

KingDave

5/26/23 3:12pm

My friend went and bought 2 big balls from walmart, the too big for a basketball

RealSimsShadY

5/26/23 3:14pm

Once my friend asked out a very popular girl after her football player boyfriend

DiamondMo

5/26/23 3:18pm

I googled Utah football player in prison to see who it was. There were pages

Ojiisan

5/26/23 4:03pm

Girl had my BYU dorm roommate stick an "ASK" note in my toothpaste tube.

CMM Cougar

5/26/23 3:21pm

I had my friend play a trumpet fanfare, and we were all dressed like Greek Gods

runnincoug

5/26/23 3:22pm

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kapcreations

5/26/23 5:21pm

I was a dork and left a toilet seat on her front porch

Pepe

5/26/23 3:23pm

A few I can remember

azmbacougar

5/26/23 3:26pm

I asked a girl & told her I couldn't think of anyone else to ask. She said yes.

XORCoug

5/26/23 3:29pm

1) Junior year. After finishing after-school track practice, I asked the guy I was dating whether he'd gotten tickets

Smack'sWife

5/26/23 3:34pm

My cheeky brother and his friend asked two girls that they knew had been asked to a dance

jvr7

5/26/23 3:39pm

That's big brain stuff right there.

durandal

5/26/23 3:40pm

That is genius!

Dark Forest Green

5/27/23 4:45pm

Not mine…kid at my son’s school

kansascougar

5/26/23 3:40pm

I just asked and she said yes, no drama and no Utah extravaganza

Nat Gas Man

5/26/23 3:45pm

My mom stayed up late making angel costumes for my younger siblings.

Wyomingite

5/26/23 3:49pm

RE: What was the best school dance "ask" or "response" you did/got in high

runitup590

5/26/23 3:50pm

RE: What was the best school dance "ask" or "response" you did/got in high

BYU TO THE MOON

5/27/23 4:21pm

I never went and nobody asked me

CougarGuy84

5/26/23 3:52pm

RE: I never went and nobody asked me

Ojiisan

5/26/23 5:43pm

A girl wrote a letter to my mom saying I should take her. I admire the chutzpah

vagabonder

5/26/23 3:55pm

Only one I can remember

Whitefang

5/26/23 3:57pm

A sand bucket 🪣 with dirt and a shovel that said, Prom, can you dig it? Name

Sparkling Delirium

5/26/23 4:04pm

My sister dated a guy whose dad owned a mortuary. He showed up in a casket with

Ben Swife

5/26/23 4:18pm

My brother left our old toilet on his date’s doorstep

Scores

5/26/23 8:40pm

Any thread like this needs to include Tyler Batty’s promposal

Magathis

5/27/23 6:09pm

Ok not an official dance ask but a prank we pulled around one.

Bin01015

5/27/23 8:44pm

Microwaved a peanut m&m which allowed it to crack. Removed the peanut and placed

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