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Aug 15, 2022
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kalifi

Previous username: UofUsmellslikePoo
Bio page: kalifi
Joined: Aug 22, 2006
Last login: Jan 7, 2025
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Messages

Author

Time

Hot take🔥

cougarcash

8/15/22 12:51pm

I hope they lose every game for the rest of eternity.

Big Red Thunder

8/15/22 12:51pm

Actually, that's not totally true.

Big Red Thunder

8/15/22 12:52pm

And some.

IGotAverageGifs

8/15/22 12:53pm

another wasted name change. Pizzahater is the best option

shimmy

8/15/22 12:54pm

AntiSeinfeldite

Sea Chicken

8/15/22 12:56pm

Nice

Unibro

8/15/22 3:42pm

RE: Hot take🔥

IGotAverageGifs

8/15/22 12:52pm

This opinion is wrong and you should feel bad

Skeptical Optimist

8/15/22 12:53pm

RE: Hot take🔥

kansascougar

8/15/22 12:53pm

A rising tide lifts all boats? That definitely doesn't apply to this situation.

JuicyJam

8/15/22 12:53pm

Don't you know? The Lakers winning is also good for the Clippers.

TheWanderer

8/15/22 1:12pm

The Giants winning the Super Bowl did wonders for the Jets Organization

LSUcougar92

8/15/22 5:59pm

It's also been great for the Jazz

icecougar

8/16/22 1:07am

RE: Hot take🔥

BYUheaven

8/15/22 12:54pm

Totally agree!

Zaphod

8/15/22 12:54pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Sparkling Delirium

8/15/22 12:54pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Mocoug27

8/15/22 12:54pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Sparkling Delirium

8/15/22 12:55pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Mocoug27

8/15/22 1:03pm

Because Utah sucks

Magathis

8/15/22 1:06pm

RE: Because Utah sucks

Mocoug27

8/15/22 1:08pm

He’s not right.

APowerfulY

8/16/22 10:05am

RE: Hot take🔥

RGGeemer

8/15/22 12:54pm

Wrongo

OMIllionaire

8/15/22 12:55pm

RE: Hot take🔥

pistol12

8/15/22 12:55pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Texas Hammer

8/15/22 12:56pm

This is the opposite of a hot take. This is an ice cold take.

Squirt

8/15/22 12:56pm

There are hot takes and there are grossly overdone, burned-to-a-crisp takes.

shoganai

8/15/22 12:56pm

Nope.

BlooCoog

8/15/22 12:56pm

RE: Hot take🔥

byujacob

8/15/22 12:56pm

We are in direct competition with Utah, from now until forever

Hotlanta

8/15/22 12:56pm

No.

YSMACK

8/16/22 12:34am

Who the heck cares about how football is reflected in the state of Utah? I hope Utah goes 0-12, is found to have

Kavorka

8/15/22 12:56pm

You want byu to study human feces?

DiamondMo

8/15/22 1:06pm

I mean, it’s just what’s readily available at RES.

Kavorka

8/15/22 5:30pm

We are not a research university

Suguaro Sam

8/16/22 7:39am

Zero...zip....zilch...nope

U.E. McGill

8/15/22 12:57pm

Hot take? That is grossly mislabeled. It is a hot TURD take. At least share

The_Cuss

8/15/22 12:57pm

Hot turd take you say?

ldssdl

8/15/22 11:22pm

NO real BYU fan says that

Turnpike Lane

8/15/22 12:58pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Sid Vicious

8/15/22 12:58pm

You are special.

Unibro

8/15/22 12:58pm

STOP CARING ABOUT UTAH. They won’t return the favor, ever.

coug719

8/15/22 12:59pm

Uhhhhh

md7Coug

8/15/22 1:00pm

So you are a college football fan that doesn't understand the importance of

IceCreamButt

8/15/22 1:00pm

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

ColonelMustard

8/15/22 5:56pm

The only argument for Them to do well is in a season where BYU plays them

fattycoug

8/15/22 1:01pm

This might be the worst take of the… ever.

OMIllionaire

8/15/22 1:01pm

The ONLY reason I can every justify rooting for Utah is for the good of BYU's

cougarfan84

8/15/22 1:01pm

No lies detected.

The_Cuss

8/15/22 1:47pm

How about we get 10+ wins this year and the yewts lose every game? Still

Superman21

8/15/22 1:02pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Big12Yfan

8/15/22 1:03pm

You are a BYU fan.........

acougfan

8/15/22 1:05pm

Are you the one mistaking the RES concourse for a toilet?

ManicBlue

8/15/22 1:08pm

I don't cheer for them to win, but I think they're gonna win a lot

RockyBalboa

8/15/22 1:12pm

Looking for a thumbs down record?

JohnnyComeLately

8/15/22 1:14pm

Okay...I feel you've been pretty beaten up over this post. So here ya go:

m0resn0w

8/15/22 1:15pm

This Ute fan forgets BYU students are NOT from utah and don’t like it.

bluebrotha

8/15/22 1:15pm

This. Those of us not from Utah don’t care about Utah’s football reputation.

NewMexiCoug

8/15/22 5:02pm

You sir have zero clue on how recruiting against your rival works.

mudpupper

8/15/22 1:18pm

Just look what Ohio State has done for Ohio U, Miami of Ohio and Bowling Green

RC Vikings

8/15/22 1:20pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Heath Squashwell

8/15/22 1:21pm

Utah’s water is a tide of sewage we don’t want to swim with.

D.T. Survivor

8/15/22 1:23pm

RE: Hot take🔥

ratherberoping

8/15/22 1:23pm

I hope Utah gets relegated to the MWC and has to play the Aggies, Wyoming & CSU

BYU Grounds

8/15/22 1:23pm

If I could post a poop meme, I would.

PhilPete

8/15/22 1:25pm

💩

BYU Grounds

8/15/22 3:49pm

RE: If I could post a poop meme, I would.

jreid191

8/15/22 9:03pm

I got you covered:

ldssdl

8/15/22 11:24pm

RE: Hot take🔥

A Drew Aitch

8/15/22 1:25pm

Really? A successful Utah makes people think better of BYU??

Tricky

8/15/22 1:28pm

You should leave and never come back

Backcountry

8/15/22 1:31pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Wagon

8/15/22 1:31pm

RE: Hot take🔥

B Blue

8/15/22 1:33pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Abe Froman

8/15/22 1:39pm

There's only a certain number of sailors to man those boats

cougarmeister

8/15/22 1:40pm

Pirate boat

BYU Grounds

8/15/22 3:51pm

This dude is an undercover yewt.

MrTrooth

8/15/22 1:41pm

Get outa here.

VenomFarmer

8/15/22 1:42pm

RE: Hot take🔥

kccougar

8/15/22 1:54pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Rise Against

8/15/22 2:06pm

This is deserving of a ban for life

HMASON15

8/15/22 2:06pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Blue for Life

8/15/22 2:08pm

One of the smartest poster’s that I have seen.

DrJazzy

8/15/22 2:15pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Bluedarts

8/15/22 2:17pm

This post may get the most downvotes in CB history

DoomGuy

8/15/22 2:21pm

You just stole this take from all the Utah media members.

ochobeeguy

8/15/22 2:27pm

Rice Chex can burn, Then I'll go pee on the ashes.

Dark Forest Green

8/15/22 2:30pm

The ashes don’t deserve such a blessing.

kalifi

8/15/22 2:34pm

The only take on how people see

pappabear246

8/15/22 2:42pm

(Sigh) 😔 another BYU fan who doesn’t understand how recruiting works in Utah.

Traveshamockery

8/15/22 2:49pm

If there is only one response that the OP could read, it should be this one.

VenomFarmer

8/15/22 2:52pm

Oh it's hot alright.

IceBlue

8/15/22 2:49pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Venom

8/15/22 2:54pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Ungoy

8/15/22 3:33pm

Well done. You seem to have set a record, by making us thumbs down for you

BYU I Bleed Blue

8/15/22 3:47pm

Nah

Cougar-Duck

8/15/22 4:51pm

Who cares about "football in the state of Utah"???

Sacto Cougar

8/15/22 5:47pm

Forget every other reason one might have…Utah doing well hurts BYU in recruiting

ColonelMustard

8/15/22 5:58pm

I find it extremely intriguing that not a single Ute has given this a thumbs up

ColonelMustard

8/15/22 6:00pm

Well great I jinxed it. Went from 1 thumbs up to 16

ColonelMustard

8/16/22 11:59am

On behalf of all Cougarboard posters, you are hereby suspended indefinitely.

UNLVcougar

8/15/22 6:23pm

Basic concept that must be repeated often…Utah being good steals recruits from BYU. While they raise the water by being

cougXor

8/15/22 7:02pm

Worst take in the history of Cougarboard

Romex

8/15/22 7:05pm

I hope we both win every game, and

rainbowcosmo

8/15/22 7:08pm

Wow, trying to challenge the OP? This is disgusting. But you are right about

The_Cuss

8/15/22 8:17pm

Their success is our loss. Who cares what people think of the state itself?

Resurgens

8/15/22 7:37pm

Delete your account

Six Foot Seven

8/15/22 7:53pm

All time thumbs down record?

Hotlanta

8/15/22 8:10pm

Passed the old record forever ago.

crazY

8/15/22 8:11pm

If DrJazzy gives you a POTD you know you screwed up. Basically a self own.

The_Cuss

8/15/22 8:13pm

He’s one of the wisest and smartest CBers on here.

DrJazzy

8/15/22 8:20pm

Greatest BYU fan commandment: Thou shalt always root for BYU.

Les IsMore

8/15/22 8:40pm

RE: Hot take🔥

NorthernLight

8/15/22 9:19pm

I think we found Uchtdorf's burner account.

Cougarnovas

8/15/22 9:31pm

Pierre Delecto?

ugo1st

8/15/22 9:34pm

Literally the worst thing I’ve ever read. May God have mercy on your soul.

gocougs719

8/15/22 9:34pm

I only think this way in a season like last year's

kiyoshige

8/15/22 9:52pm

🥣💩

Big Daddy D

8/15/22 10:03pm

RE: Hot take🔥

Cougarmayn

8/15/22 10:13pm

RE: Hot take🔥

coug719

8/15/22 10:22pm

RE: Hot take🔥

pittsburghcoug

8/15/22 10:27pm

That is not smart.

YSMACK

8/15/22 11:04pm

RE: Hot take🔥

ldssdl

8/15/22 11:24pm

This is not a hot take. This is a bad take and you should feel bad.

ldssdl

8/15/22 11:26pm

Recruiting.

APowerfulY

8/15/22 11:36pm

Do we recruit the same demographic?

kiyoshige

8/16/22 1:13am

I think Stanford probably takes more from us than Utah does

krindorr

8/16/22 2:22am

I think a key guy or two can make a huge difference (offense and defense)

APowerfulY

8/16/22 9:54am

RE: Hot take🔥

Carnac

8/16/22 3:38am

How about they play BYU in that NY6 bowl and lose big time?

DCCougFan

8/16/22 6:12am

Sadly that is near impossible. But I would love to see it.

Zoobieman

8/16/22 8:42am

The one time CB came together to thdown cougarcash to the shadow realm

Hotlanta

8/16/22 6:20am

RE: Hot take🔥

ebv

8/16/22 8:17am

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The_ATL

8/16/22 8:42am

You have to be the epitome of meekness to give this a thumbs up.

Puzzled Panther

8/16/22 8:49am

The first rule of Cougarboard Club: Always cheer against the Utes.

Eggguy

8/16/22 9:07am

RE: Hot take🔥

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