Shortly after the mission, I was playing in the snow and my roomate and I hiked to the top of this pretty steep hill with some innertubes. It was a moment of Glory as we stood at the top ready to come flying down the hill at record speeds.

Sure enough, we hit record speeds!! There was not turning, there was no stopping . . until . . . . .I hit a rock. It tore the innertube in half, and smacked me HARD on the tailbone. I hurt pretty bad, and was black and blue all over. I decided to go to the Med center on campus, and they decided to Xray my tailbone out of fear that I may have done something bad.

I come out of the room, and all my Family Home evening sisters were in the waiting room. I though this was pretty cool and was milking it for all it was worth!! The doctor came out with the Xrays and asked if I wanted to see them.

Sure of course I did, and hey maybe if the ladies are here I get extra sympothy points. Now realize, I have never had an Xray up to this point, so I did not realize the level of detail that would show up. I was figuring the only thing I would see would be the bones.

So right there in the waiting room, in front of 5 hotties from my FHE group, the doctor puts the Xray on the lighted wall, and to my surprise (and everyone elses) there is an outline of my manhood, plain as day. I turned bright red! THe girls pretended to be embarrased, but were clearly sizing things up.


(By the way, I did get dates with 2 of them later)

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- Homer Simpson

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