Even the best turkey is still average at best.

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Nov 27, 2024
12:43:26pm

RalphWiggam Barkeep, another Mekong please

Even the best turkey is still average at best.

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RalphWiggam

Bio page: RalphWiggam
Joined: Feb 3, 2005
Last login: Nov 27, 2024
Total posts: 35,219 (2,286 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

Turkey is overrated

TNT

12:38pm

Is it, though?

SinkingQuffa

12:39pm

When it is cooked properly, it is amazing

Jericho

12:39pm

Apparently TNT has never had it cooked properly

TNT

12:41pm

Hard to cook it properly in your cardboard box.

12:49pm

Agreed - my dad has it down.

NYCougz

12:41pm

It’s a garbage meat that people have to go to extraordinary lengths to make it enjoyable. If the same care and effort

scootsy

12:42pm

Garbage meat? We're not talking about pulled pork.

SJS

12:43pm

User notes updated

TwinsRight

1:05pm

It’s actually super simple….

kotacoug

12:46pm

Are you talking about Brisket?

Jericho

12:46pm

Yep. Turkey is already wet brined when you buy it. No need to do that at home

kotacoug

12:46pm

I mean, that's the definition of Brisket and turkey takes about 1/4 of the work

fattycoug

1:29pm

Even the best turkey is still average at best.

RalphWiggam

12:43pm

I believed that at one time too.

Jericho

12:49pm

Your turkey isn’t nearly as good as you thinking is. Look I’m sure it’s fine…

RalphWiggam

1:07pm

You wouldn't know

Jericho

1:11pm

Nah dude. Look…I’m sure your turkey is fine. But you don’t have a monopoly

RalphWiggam

1:23pm

That is why I am not the only one here defending it

Jericho

1:25pm

I’ve had it. It’s fine. I’m afraid if you think turkey is the best out there

RalphWiggam

1:36pm

lol, I already told you I’m a red meat guy

Jericho

1:53pm

Yeah I heard you. I’m sorry you don’t know how to do red meat the right way.

RalphWiggam

1:59pm

Glad you finally found a way to enjoy it like I do

Jericho

2:00pm

Huh. People usually talk crap bout it. If it's overrated, is it worse than that?

12:40pm

That's fair

TNT

12:40pm

Your mom is overrated

12:40pm

TNT has heard this from a few sources

TNT

12:41pm

😲

2:10pm

RE: Your mom is overrated

monteburns

12:41pm

I second this

UNLVcougar

12:42pm

So is her casserole

1:10pm

I believe it's Türkiye now.

RobAdams

12:40pm

You are overrated.

kansascougar

12:41pm

Agreed

TNT

12:42pm

RE: Turkey is overrated

SJS

12:41pm

Certainly Mao James could find a cardboard box in China for TNT

TNT

1:01pm

Depends how it’s done…

lbmango

12:42pm

This is perhaps TNT's worst take, ever

RenoCoug

12:43pm

Even worse than TNT saying Tuiaki should be bagging his groceries?

TNT

12:50pm

Only if Tuiaki slipped a turkey into the bag

RenoCoug

12:54pm

That is definitely not a bad take. 😉

ManicBlue

2:14pm

I'm fine with it.

Jeffacka

12:45pm

Smoked Brined Turkey that's wrapped in Bacon

tamasiaina

12:47pm

Never tried that

TNT

12:50pm

Its a three step process. Brine the Turkey. Start Smoking the Turkey. About an hour or so in. You put Bacon all over the

tamasiaina

1:58pm

Sorry to break it to you. Turkeys are already brined so you don’t really need

kotacoug

3:53pm

Not for Thanksgiving dinner.

shimmy

12:48pm

Gravy on Turkey is not overrated

JamieTartt

12:48pm

Turkey sandwiches with stuffing, cranberry sauce and mayo is not overrated either. So good.

ManicBlue

3:09pm

This turkey issue is tearing the board apart

TNT

1:26pm

Oh...this is TNT the TROLL!!

BlueKarma

1:33pm

Depends how you rate it.

1:50pm

Light turkey? Yes. Dark turkey? No way.

2:18pm

Would like to know TNT's thoughts on Turkiye. Overrated?

RenoCoug

2:18pm

The fact that so many people say this means it's not true. There are better

russkiejedi

2:23pm

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