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Sep 25, 2023
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Everyman
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My rule of thumb (learned through experience).
Never answer a woman’s question that included the phrase
“How old do you think I am?”
And never assume someone is pregnant (yes, I also went there).
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My most awkward moment in my profession
Ten_Hour_Drives
9/24/23 9:05pm
2 wks ago I accidentally farted w/3 straight steps, right in front of two cowork
Von Cougarschnauzer
9/24/23 9:09pm
Conducted a full eval for a young kid abt 9-10 & explaining results to his father.
Soupie
9/24/23 9:10pm
That’s pretty tame, Soupie. You’ve gotten off easy. Probably because you’re a nice person.
mvtoro
9/24/23 9:33pm
Making assumptions about how 2 people are related
KingDave
9/24/23 9:11pm
That is not too bad.
calvindyer
9/25/23 5:37am
The only time it’s safe to insinuate that a woman might be pregnant is if you
cheezedawg
9/24/23 9:18pm
But make sure you’re looking in the right spot first. Just sayin
Zaphod
9/25/23 3:44pm
Pregnant one...my wife was at her sister wedding reception. My wife was a
BYURider
9/24/23 9:21pm
Wow, good on that woman for a humorous comeback and then letting it go. Many if not most people have made this mistake.
Yllage Vidiot
9/25/23 1:26pm
In between flights one day I ate Burger King. It didn’t settle well in my stomach. It didn’t hit me though until we had
Busting Coveys
9/24/23 9:21pm
In 20 years I’ve never pooped on a plane 😂
demon_llama
9/24/23 9:45pm
It ain't easy. 😉
BleedCougarBlue2
9/24/23 10:01pm
I always carried Pepto on deployments. Those were the only sorties long enough
demon_llama
9/25/23 7:39am
Plenty of time on transcon legs, the problem is the tiny size of the lav. 🙁
BleedCougarBlue2
9/25/23 9:05pm
The mile-high poop club
Cougrrrs Roll
9/25/23 9:42pm
As a guy with Crohn’s, I do that walk almost daily.I had something similar.
Mabuhay Coug
9/25/23 1:42am
Also not work related, but your story brought back one of my (un)favorites:
CougarScrub
9/25/23 10:39am
That is hilarious!I had an incident at our 1st time at the couples ward,
Mabuhay Coug
9/25/23 9:38pm
I forgot to check on visa requirements for a trip to India
clouddatageek
9/24/23 9:22pm
LoL I did the same thing a few years ago
Rivers Cuomo
9/24/23 10:28pm
It's better to let the baby die than make that assumption.
Mister P
9/24/23 9:23pm
Cool story CRNA gas passer guy
Turnpike Lane
9/24/23 9:43pm
I suppose this may be funnier (probably not) if it was relevant to the post.
crazY
9/24/23 9:47pm
Mine is almost too painful to say because it was legit hurtful: I worked in a sporting goods store for a while during my
mvtoro
9/24/23 9:46pm
RE: Mine is almost too painful to say because it was legit hurtful: I worked in
swimbro
9/24/23 9:49pm
Ugh. However, don't beat yourself up too bad....you just didn't know.
BleedCougarBlue2
9/24/23 10:04pm
I mean, I know it wasn’t intentional and therefore doesn’t make me a bad person. I know that cognitively and so I don’t
mvtoro
9/24/23 10:12pm
I know you know that, just giving moral support. And the fact you felt bad means
BleedCougarBlue2
9/25/23 9:06pm
I appreciate it 👊🏻
mvtoro
9/25/23 11:30pm
Why was it important for her to be handcuffed and humiliated in front of her
septicpumper
9/25/23 3:56am
Owner wanted to show us all what happens to someone who steals from him. After the cops took her away he gave us a
mvtoro
9/25/23 8:44am
what the actual flip
supertux
9/25/23 9:24am
That’s bad
conetah
9/25/23 9:37am
Dude was serious about theft. He’d give any employee $100 if they caught a shoplifter. No matter how cheap the item.
mvtoro
9/25/23 9:53am
I accidentally dropped a Dr Pepper can that was unopened on the floor.
wjman11
9/24/23 9:49pm
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B_lemarque
9/24/23 10:02pm
Nothing that bad. Yikes
OmahaOmaha
9/24/23 10:03pm
Mine was pretty heavy, so I’ll add one from my dad. He was a doctor and back when he was doing a rotation in obstetrics
mvtoro
9/24/23 10:26pm
Reminds me of the doctor from Arrested Development
oohYeah
9/24/23 10:31pm
This is probably the funniest one. Pretty impressive you have the funniest and
cugrz84
9/25/23 2:39am
Not me but my boss. I'm at KPMG and we are giving a presentation to
hitechcpa
9/24/23 10:30pm
“…your *right* arm. Your right arm specifically.”
mvtoro
9/24/23 10:37pm
Amazingly, the partner didn't even pick up on what he had said. Afterwards the
hitechcpa
9/24/23 10:42pm
I’m a chiropractor. I got behind on a busy day and one of my patients
Blue chunks
9/24/23 10:39pm
My 76 year old CEO was yelling and cussing at her son in front of the marketing leadership team.
CrimWalCoug
9/24/23 10:53pm
It wasn’t at work, but on my mission my companion and I were at a dinner appoint
King of Y
9/24/23 11:29pm
It would traditionally mean Wednesday,
calvindyer
9/25/23 5:27am
The hump of the week is wednesday. The hump of a mission is the 1 year mark. I think he just figured an RM would know
supertux
9/25/23 10:07am
Yeah, but the hump of the marriage is not one year.
mvtoro
9/25/23 10:14am
If it had been a smart or logical thing to say, I would not be posting about it
King of Y
9/25/23 10:50am
Hump day in mission terms is the one yr point. Meant that in mine.
BleedCougarBlue2
9/25/23 9:13pm
Speaking of missions, my comp and I had a moment of weak stupidity. We were
OldFogey
9/25/23 7:12am
I had a patient come into the office bruised up and when I asked what happened,
Countcougula
9/25/23 12:11am
It would
calvindyer
9/25/23 5:21am
Hate goats so bad. They stink & are mean. Don’t blame her.
Soupie
9/25/23 5:30am
My rule of thumb (learned through experience).
Everyman
9/25/23 12:44am
Your first assumption was that she was a she.
Ripliancum
9/25/23 3:56am
So just apologize with an Ozempic or Mounjaro RX?
calvindyer
9/25/23 5:17am
I was working in another office on assignment of a corporation I was working for
AF_Puma
9/25/23 6:37am
One last. I went to Seattle for an audit. I had parked my rental car in a
AF_Puma
9/25/23 6:57am
I was DJing a dance after the mish with my buddy ABC. His girlfriend comes to
OldFogey
9/25/23 7:15am
Just moved into a new ward. First ward party we attend, we sat at a table making small talk with many…
RealityCheck
9/25/23 7:33am
Crashed my car into a parking lot pole at State Office Building. Everyone at the
Natedog916
9/25/23 9:10am
Had mission companion who thought he was funny but embarrassed himself.
Eog
9/25/23 9:13am
I had crawled underneath the front desk to fix some computer wiring issues
BYU Fan
9/25/23 9:15am
Classic thread.
eysikal
9/25/23 1:04pm
Our department did a service project at the local cannery. I was charged with
BigEasyCougar
9/25/23 6:14pm
This happened to my coworker, but it’s one of my favorite embarrassing stories
Canougar
9/25/23 10:12pm
Wow, that is epic! I can’t believe he actually moved because of that😂
Ten_Hour_Drives
9/25/23 11:26pm
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