ment with a young married couple. I was wondering how long they had been married and knew it was roughly a year since they had been married. So I asked, “So, have you reached your ‘hump day’ yet.”

Apparently the wife had no idea that the term “hump day” was the term Elders used to refer to the half-way point of the mission, or 1 year mark, and that I was basically asking if they had hit their one year anniversary yet.

Yep, that did not go over very well. I never was able to talk my way out of it. Very offended she was.