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Sep 24, 2023
10:39:56pm

Blue chunks Starter

I’m a chiropractor. I got behind on a busy day and one of my patients

Waited quite a while. She is a bit heavy. I told her I was “So sorry about her wait”. She thought I meant weight and gave me as look like she was say “ how dare you!” When I realized how she had misinterpreted, I told her “I mean you waited a long time…” we both turned beat red.

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Blue chunks

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Last login: Sep 27, 2024
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Time

My most awkward moment in my profession

Ten_Hour_Drives

9/24/23 9:05pm

2 wks ago I accidentally farted w/3 straight steps, right in front of two cowork

Von Cougarschnauzer

9/24/23 9:09pm

Conducted a full eval for a young kid abt 9-10 & explaining results to his father.

Soupie

9/24/23 9:10pm

That’s pretty tame, Soupie. You’ve gotten off easy. Probably because you’re a nice person.

mvtoro

9/24/23 9:33pm

Making assumptions about how 2 people are related

KingDave

9/24/23 9:11pm

That is not too bad.

calvindyer

9/25/23 5:37am

The only time it’s safe to insinuate that a woman might be pregnant is if you

cheezedawg

9/24/23 9:18pm

But make sure you’re looking in the right spot first. Just sayin

Zaphod

9/25/23 3:44pm

Pregnant one...my wife was at her sister wedding reception. My wife was a

BYURider

9/24/23 9:21pm

Wow, good on that woman for a humorous comeback and then letting it go. Many if not most people have made this mistake.

9/25/23 1:26pm

In between flights one day I ate Burger King. It didn’t settle well in my stomach. It didn’t hit me though until we had

9/24/23 9:21pm

In 20 years I’ve never pooped on a plane 😂

demon_llama

9/24/23 9:45pm

It ain't easy. 😉

BleedCougarBlue2

9/24/23 10:01pm

I always carried Pepto on deployments. Those were the only sorties long enough

demon_llama

9/25/23 7:39am

Plenty of time on transcon legs, the problem is the tiny size of the lav. 🙁

BleedCougarBlue2

9/25/23 9:05pm

The mile-high poop club

9/25/23 9:42pm

As a guy with Crohn’s, I do that walk almost daily.I had something similar.

Mabuhay Coug

9/25/23 1:42am

Also not work related, but your story brought back one of my (un)favorites:

CougarScrub

9/25/23 10:39am

That is hilarious!I had an incident at our 1st time at the couples ward,

Mabuhay Coug

9/25/23 9:38pm

I forgot to check on visa requirements for a trip to India

clouddatageek

9/24/23 9:22pm

LoL I did the same thing a few years ago

9/24/23 10:28pm

It's better to let the baby die than make that assumption.

Mister P

9/24/23 9:23pm

Cool story CRNA gas passer guy

9/24/23 9:43pm

I suppose this may be funnier (probably not) if it was relevant to the post.

crazY

9/24/23 9:47pm

Mine is almost too painful to say because it was legit hurtful: I worked in a sporting goods store for a while during my

mvtoro

9/24/23 9:46pm

RE: Mine is almost too painful to say because it was legit hurtful: I worked in

swimbro

9/24/23 9:49pm

Ugh. However, don't beat yourself up too bad....you just didn't know.

BleedCougarBlue2

9/24/23 10:04pm

I mean, I know it wasn’t intentional and therefore doesn’t make me a bad person. I know that cognitively and so I don’t

mvtoro

9/24/23 10:12pm

I know you know that, just giving moral support. And the fact you felt bad means

BleedCougarBlue2

9/25/23 9:06pm

I appreciate it 👊🏻

mvtoro

9/25/23 11:30pm

Why was it important for her to be handcuffed and humiliated in front of her

septicpumper

9/25/23 3:56am

Owner wanted to show us all what happens to someone who steals from him. After the cops took her away he gave us a

mvtoro

9/25/23 8:44am

what the actual flip

supertux

9/25/23 9:24am

That’s bad

conetah

9/25/23 9:37am

Dude was serious about theft. He’d give any employee $100 if they caught a shoplifter. No matter how cheap the item.

mvtoro

9/25/23 9:53am

I accidentally dropped a Dr Pepper can that was unopened on the floor.

wjman11

9/24/23 9:49pm

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B_lemarque

9/24/23 10:02pm

Nothing that bad. Yikes

OmahaOmaha

9/24/23 10:03pm

Mine was pretty heavy, so I’ll add one from my dad. He was a doctor and back when he was doing a rotation in obstetrics

mvtoro

9/24/23 10:26pm

Reminds me of the doctor from Arrested Development

oohYeah

9/24/23 10:31pm

This is probably the funniest one. Pretty impressive you have the funniest and

cugrz84

9/25/23 2:39am

Not me but my boss. I'm at KPMG and we are giving a presentation to

hitechcpa

9/24/23 10:30pm

“…your *right* arm. Your right arm specifically.”

mvtoro

9/24/23 10:37pm

Amazingly, the partner didn't even pick up on what he had said. Afterwards the

hitechcpa

9/24/23 10:42pm

I’m a chiropractor. I got behind on a busy day and one of my patients

Blue chunks

9/24/23 10:39pm

My 76 year old CEO was yelling and cussing at her son in front of the marketing leadership team.

CrimWalCoug

9/24/23 10:53pm

It wasn’t at work, but on my mission my companion and I were at a dinner appoint

King of Y

9/24/23 11:29pm

It would traditionally mean Wednesday,

calvindyer

9/25/23 5:27am

The hump of the week is wednesday. The hump of a mission is the 1 year mark. I think he just figured an RM would know

supertux

9/25/23 10:07am

Yeah, but the hump of the marriage is not one year.

mvtoro

9/25/23 10:14am

If it had been a smart or logical thing to say, I would not be posting about it

King of Y

9/25/23 10:50am

Hump day in mission terms is the one yr point. Meant that in mine.

BleedCougarBlue2

9/25/23 9:13pm

Speaking of missions, my comp and I had a moment of weak stupidity. We were

OldFogey

9/25/23 7:12am

I had a patient come into the office bruised up and when I asked what happened,

9/25/23 12:11am

It would

calvindyer

9/25/23 5:21am

Hate goats so bad. They stink & are mean. Don’t blame her.

Soupie

9/25/23 5:30am

My rule of thumb (learned through experience).

Everyman

9/25/23 12:44am

Your first assumption was that she was a she.

Ripliancum

9/25/23 3:56am

So just apologize with an Ozempic or Mounjaro RX?

calvindyer

9/25/23 5:17am

I was working in another office on assignment of a corporation I was working for

AF_Puma

9/25/23 6:37am

One last. I went to Seattle for an audit. I had parked my rental car in a

AF_Puma

9/25/23 6:57am

I was DJing a dance after the mish with my buddy ABC. His girlfriend comes to

OldFogey

9/25/23 7:15am

Just moved into a new ward. First ward party we attend, we sat at a table making small talk with many…

9/25/23 7:33am

Crashed my car into a parking lot pole at State Office Building. Everyone at the

Natedog916

9/25/23 9:10am

Had mission companion who thought he was funny but embarrassed himself.

Eog

9/25/23 9:13am

I had crawled underneath the front desk to fix some computer wiring issues

BYU Fan

9/25/23 9:15am

Classic thread.

eysikal

9/25/23 1:04pm

Our department did a service project at the local cannery. I was charged with

BigEasyCougar

9/25/23 6:14pm

This happened to my coworker, but it’s one of my favorite embarrassing stories

Canougar

9/25/23 10:12pm

Wow, that is epic! I can’t believe he actually moved because of that😂

Ten_Hour_Drives

9/25/23 11:26pm

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