Your dog loves you unconditionally and that has value...

Sep 25, 2019
1:11:58pm

CoachSpeak All-American

as an experiment try this, lock both your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for a few hours and see which one is actually happy to see you when you come to let them both out. That tells you which one truly loves you no matter what.

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A lot of dog hate here on the board today.

jdub FORMER USER

9/25/19 12:35pm

Some dogs are fine. It's "dog people" that are the worst

Jericho

9/25/19 12:37pm

Yes, I know the type, and agree.

jdub

9/25/19 12:44pm

Sounds like some people and their guns.

AD4

9/25/19 12:59pm

I know the type

Jericho

9/25/19 1:06pm

How did you teach her to ring the bell?

Slim

9/25/19 12:38pm

The bell hangs on a rope from the rear doorknob. When we first got her, we'd take her to the back door, ring the bell

jdub

9/25/19 12:43pm

When my dog wants to go out he just stands at the door looking stupid waiting for someone to notice

Slim

9/25/19 12:44pm

My son taught our dog Irish

Mississippi

9/25/19 12:47pm

I never wanted a dog, but relented...

Mississippi

9/25/19 12:40pm

Same. Avidly anti-dogite. Got a dog for #reasons and we love our golden doodle.

demon_llama

9/25/19 12:46pm

Ours is just some small terrier mutt we found at the shelter.

Mississippi

9/25/19 1:59pm

I’m a dog person as well but I totally understand the dog hate on the board

cougarnerd

9/25/19 12:41pm

I'm with you there. A lot of dog people are idiots. The comfort pet thing is stupid.

jdub

9/25/19 12:44pm

Here's a sticker you place next to that bumper sticker when you see them.

JAGA97

9/25/19 12:52pm

Wow, I'm buying some of these.

Santos L. Halper

9/25/19 12:55pm

I'm gonna buy some of those...

CoachSpeak

9/25/19 1:13pm

I saw a bumpersticker that said I heart my grandogs. Yes, grandogs...

sgriff

9/25/19 1:11pm

This is me too

m0resn0w

9/25/19 1:46pm

For me, dogs (and pets in general) are in the same category as guns

Doctor Rosenrosen

9/25/19 12:46pm

I like dogs, but I never feel clean in a house that has dogs. I could not stand

Chester Copperpot

9/25/19 12:51pm

There are breeds that don't shed

Dangerous

9/25/19 12:53pm

How do you stop the dingleberries, humping and urine?

JAGA97

9/25/19 12:54pm

That gif looks just like my dog but I haven't seen any dingleberries, dog humping, or urine inside in years.

chago04

9/25/19 12:57pm

I'm working from home today, and our dog just chased off the blue jay again :).

jdub

9/25/19 1:11pm

My dog discovered squirrels at my inlaws last week, have barely seen him since. Always out back looking.

chago04

9/25/19 1:12pm

You haven't but guests at your house definitely have

Playoff

9/25/19 2:36pm

We don't have any of those problems with ours...

CoachSpeak

9/25/19 1:09pm

Maybe I'm a germ freak and I just don't know it.

JAGA97

9/25/19 1:19pm

Never thought of that but thanks for making me aware 😬

Oat'n'bow

9/25/19 1:35pm

Are you talking about me now, or still referring to my dog?

m0resn0w

9/25/19 1:48pm

Keep telling yourself that.

Chester Copperpot

9/25/19 12:56pm

Ha! Technically, you're correct. But you know what else sheds?

m0resn0w

9/25/19 1:49pm

We have a black labrador...

CoachSpeak

9/25/19 1:08pm

I hope you’ve been married about 40 years. Otherwise, you’re burning through

The Dude Abides

9/25/19 1:18pm

I've been married for 27 1/2 years...

CoachSpeak

9/25/19 1:28pm

Sorry to hear about the first two. That’s rough.

The Dude Abides

9/25/19 1:30pm

Thanks, you really do get attached to them when you spend time with them...

CoachSpeak

9/25/19 1:33pm

Your dog loves you unconditionally and that has value...

CoachSpeak

9/25/19 1:11pm

So, it's kinda like having another wife? This is how polygamy started.

John Doe

9/25/19 1:14pm

Hmm, I'm sorry my description of a dog reminded you of your wife.

jdub

9/25/19 1:17pm

You said it: likes to run errands, goes backpacking with you, is smart, is teachable and teaches others,

John Doe

9/25/19 1:28pm

Your dog looks good

kimchicoug

9/25/19 1:35pm

You can't have the dog, but you're welcome to have the cat.

jdub

9/25/19 1:46pm

RE: You can't have the dog, but you're welcome to have the cat.

kimchicoug

9/25/19 1:55pm

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jdub

9/25/19 2:01pm

We've had one dog for 15 yrs and the other for 8. The old one is getting to be a real pain but I'm sure

Soupie

9/25/19 1:46pm

Dogs are cool and all, but cats are much easier to dress up in fancy costumes.

durandal

9/25/19 1:48pm

You get Blue Jays? You're in Utah, right? I've never seen a Blue Jay in Utah,

flavordave

9/25/19 1:54pm

Maybe stellar's jay or scrub jay, which are both blue and common in Utah.

durandal

9/25/19 1:56pm

RE: You get Blue Jays? You're in Utah, right? I've never seen a Blue Jay in

russkiejedi

9/25/19 1:56pm

I grew up birding with my dad. I know a couple things.

flavordave

9/25/19 2:01pm

It might be a stellar's jay, but it definitely is blue. I'll try to get a photo. It's around here all the time.

jdub

9/25/19 2:02pm

RE: It might be a stellar's jay, but it definitely is blue. I'll try to get a

flavordave

9/25/19 2:14pm

Could also be a pinyon jay:

durandal

9/25/19 2:17pm

It's a scrub jay.

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