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Nov 19, 4:00pm

Things I don't understand

Carnac

12:51pm

Some women claim an epidural makes birth longer, easier to tear, etc.

All-around BYU

12:52pm

I bet there is a venn diagram with those ladies and antivaxxers

Carnac

12:54pm

Here me out on this, MJ might of actually been an under achiever.

mudpupper

12:49pm

I here ya, bro.

Hawk in the 303

12:52pm

So ND gets to be top ten with a lousy loss and we get dropped 8 spots

Captain Rex

12:47pm

September

cambo

12:49pm

Timing of the loss and preseason ranking are to blame

VACougMD

12:49pm

Where was ND ranked the week after their loss?

ldssdl

12:50pm

Losses in September are better than November

crimedog

12:54pm

BYU losing to ASU and then pulling a Utah to sneak into the CCG

YOHONOMOTO

12:46pm

Can we just win instead please?

ldssdl

12:49pm

We dont get to pick, so some of us want to know the possible scenarios

MaximusMeridius

12:51pm

If BYU wins on Saturday, I’m demanding a significant jump back up

cougfan03

12:45pm

Have never heard that mentioned as part of CFP criteria, though it should be.

dfudge

12:46pm

Yes it definitely should be. There shouldn’t be a reward for 3 cupcakes at home

cougfan03

12:47pm

I like this post. It's helping me want to get back on the playoff train.

BlueFever

12:49pm

No lies detected.

@CougarBoard Verified ✔️

12:44pm

Imagine posting your own tweets 😉

spidercoug

12:45pm

RE: Imagine posting your own tweets 😉

ldssdl

12:46pm

RE: Imagine posting your own tweets 😉

@CougarBoard

12:48pm

RE: No lies detected.

BYUheaven

12:45pm

Weather check in Madison, Wisconsin, site of Saturday’s NCAA Cross-Country Championships.

CrimWalCoug All-American in practice

12:41pm

No snow or rain the next two days....but it will be 42

BYUheaven

12:44pm

Teams will Africans on them may not fare as well as they would in good weather

Archaea

12:49pm

POLL: how often do you have soda?

It's A Bowling Ball

12:38pm

I heard if it is zero sugar it doesn't even count as soda. Is that true?

kimdaddy35

12:43pm

Absolutely

Plato

12:44pm

and Mt Dew is actually a breakfast drink. 🙂

ManicBlue

12:45pm

Obnoxious English speakers

Archaea

12:37pm

Here's where our highest ranked individual players rank in each of the top stats

MaximusMeridius

12:34pm

Lazy pro athletes with so much talent drive me nuts. Luka is already arguably

Mr. Rumsfield

12:29pm

I don't think that's fair to Simmons. Can't believe I am writing that.

dwhitebud

12:31pm

JaMarcus Russell

COUGND

12:31pm

Derrick Coleman

Faceman

12:32pm

Luka Doncic is the best player?

kimdaddy35

12:34pm

Jared Lorenzen (may he rest in peace)

oryguncoug

12:34pm

"Dinner Bell" Mel Turpin

Bonoman

12:36pm

I don't think Ben Simmons ever actually liked basketball but liked had the size and skillset so he liked the idea of

Nuke

12:39pm

I think he cares, but I agree about the weight. I think he was one of those

Jay Kay

12:41pm

Lamar Odom. His skillset, he could have been one of the G.O.A.T.

RealSimsShadY

12:42pm

At least Shaq admits its he was lazy, especially when compared to Kobe.

mudpupper

12:44pm

Anthony Rendon. He doesn’t like baseball.

CouchPotato

12:49pm

Ceiling wasn't super high for Ostertag, but he admits he could have done more to

RealSimsShadY

12:50pm

POLL: Arod is a good enough OC to have BYU rourinely competing for conference championships and playoff wins.

foofcoug

12:28pm

I like A Rod but his recruiting has not been enough

D.T. Survivor

12:43pm

My take on college football. The SEC is better than everyone else and probably deserves more teams.

kimdaddy35 Former Fly Half

12:28pm

3 maybe 4 teams is enough teams for any single conference, its just a joke if

BYUFootballisBack

12:37pm

I agree. 4 would be my cap. No way I would get 4 from the Big 10 though. Probably 2.

kimdaddy35

12:38pm

Yep, my response was mostly in agreement with yours. Some years the SEC and BIG

BYUFootballisBack

12:44pm

I feel like this most years this would be satisfying to almost all cfb fans.

Bartimaeus

12:46pm

We want a playoff, 2 teams from top 4 conferences, not an SEC/BIG invitational

BYUFootballisBack

12:49pm

Big Ten's success in 2024 is owing to scheduling and lack of parity.

Doogal McCougar

12:50pm

POLL: Do we see Bohannon come into the game in the red zone against ASU?

BYUfannonLDS

12:27pm

Yesterday was affair day. Today...

hoydis

12:26pm

POLL: BYU could do better than Arod at OC

foofcoug

12:25pm

RE: POLL: BYU could do better than Arod at OC

Blue for Life

12:29pm

I believe that Christian Pulisic is the best player in USMNT history

RSL This is my dupe account

12:24pm

That Pepi number!

Spiff

12:27pm

Just wait until you see Jesus Ferreira

RSL

12:31pm

The pirate of the Caribbean is good against certain kinds of teams.

Spiff

12:40pm

My vote would be for Tab Ramos. Phenomenonal player with not as good of a

RebelScum

12:39pm

Here's a fun and confusing way to look at most likely CCG teams after this week

zuko

12:21pm

BYU is 100% in the CCG if BYU wins and *either* Colorado OR Iowa St loses 1 more

Greg4BYU

12:28pm

...so we do not need to feel forced to cheer for Utah on either Saturday

Greg4BYU

12:36pm

If we win out, we need 0 help from anyone

zuko

12:39pm

This is the way

Greg4BYU

12:42pm

From this, it looks like BYU winning Saturday assures us a CCG appearance

Brandoblueblood

12:50pm

Kansas State is more likely to beat Iowa State than Utah is anyway

BYUFootballisBack

12:47pm

So basically… BYU loses this weekend - we need lots of help.

46in96

12:35pm

If BYU loses to ArizState they still make it into the CCG if either...

Greg4BYU

12:39pm

BYU and CO play at 1:30. Utah at 5. If we win and CO wins, a Utah win locks us…

46in96

12:40pm

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Abe Froman

12:18pm

ProhibitionU vs HPVU

foofcoug

12:23pm

Am I missing something did the date of the game change? Playing tomorrow?

Blue for Life

12:25pm

They originally said "2 morrows" but siri transcribed it wrong

ryebrye

12:48pm

The more I look at Alabama's basketball schedule, the more I hope BYU does this

Mostlyaccurate

12:16pm

The ole miss, most likely Purdue and Providence is a solid 3 game stretch for us

gmoney7

12:30pm

CBers are wealthy, look where everyone is going.

Archaea

12:14pm

This is where TNT is headed.

Blue for Life

12:28pm

SeatGeek is a racket.

ChiefBeef

12:13pm

Yup. Their algorithm has made it really hard to resell tickets in their site.

Cougs4Lfe

12:17pm

Feel free to attempt to sell directly. I’d rather pay fees then have to negotiate directly

TCuz

12:21pm

Someone on here was scamming people?? Dang

ossicles

12:53pm

This is what I think of when I think of ASU

Thrill

12:12pm

This is what I send to ASU friends

crack

12:14pm

Ticket office released single seat tickets for conference games today

Jesse Pinkman

12:08pm

Many picking ASU this weekend

TADOW Truly Addicted User

12:06pm

Seeing video of Kalani it doesnt seem like he is bulletin board material guy

chismoso

12:07pm

The players are. They’ve talked about it openly all year

BYU '80

12:13pm

Well, wouldn’t you? 9-1, #14 team on the road vs an 8-2, #21 team.

DKN

12:11pm

There were plenty who picked Kansas. ASU (especially in Tempe) seems very

crack

12:18pm

Coolio

Blueto

12:22pm

Best team will win. Noise doesn't matter.

Lifer

12:22pm

Why wouldn't they pick them. Our O has sucked the last 2 games, and we are on

Blue for Life

12:31pm

Many experts picked KU over BYU last week. We saw how much that motivated BYU.

ldssdl

12:49pm

POLL: Will BYU Basketball be ranked mid way through conference play?

CBaass

12:06pm

I've yet to have a colonoscopy, but when I do, is it mandatory to post about it

Buffalo

12:04pm

Yes, especially if you do it during an exotic vacation.

XORCoug

12:06pm

Well, I'm going to have one on December 17. Would you like a video?

CopperLix

12:06pm

RE: Well, I'm going to have one on December 17. Would you like a video?

RyneK

12:08pm

I mean it seems like there's great demand on CB for this topic, so probably yes

Buffalo

12:09pm

RE: I've yet to have a colonoscopy, but when I do, is it mandatory to post about

momowagon

12:10pm

Be sure to include photos.

John Doe

12:13pm

I don’t often colonoscopy, but when I do I post on Cougarboard.

CasualFan

12:15pm

Only if you get the snip snip at the same time.

crack

12:16pm

The bar for colonoscopy posts has been set and unsurpassed for 20 years. It has

Thrill

12:16pm

One step further, post colon pics

TO11

12:21pm

RE: I've yet to have a colonoscopy, but when I do, is it mandatory to post about

FT487

12:26pm

Yes, because it's funny.

Mister P

12:52pm

Video of Oregon Ducks dancing at Wisconsin to Jump Around

Parker Schnabel

12:03pm

Lots of teams do that. Oregon isn't special.

Abe Froman

12:05pm

BYU did it when we played there.

Cougz19

12:06pm

Kansas players seemed to enjoy our 4Q party more than we appeared to.

toukokuu

12:08pm

My story today.

BlueVU

12:01pm

Interesting that Arizona State and Colorado are eligible for Sun Bowl

El Paso Coug

11:59am

An unexpected BYU ally emerges...

Knee Brace .5 Deviation Thunder

11:54am

Oh that's great. So BYU is LAST out of seven in the SEC. Fantastic.

oxcoug

12:01pm

But first in the Big 10

Knee Brace

12:01pm

Better than B10, that is crazy but good for someone to put out there.

Blue for Life

12:33pm

Poor Indiana. They're shocked - SHOCKED! - that playing 8 games at home and not

Abe Froman

12:04pm

BYU to the SEC!

kirkko

12:06pm

The committee changes the narrative week to week

Cougforgood

12:19pm

This post was an interesting reply:

DanDM

12:27pm

The powers that be are looking at it from a P2 perspective, not P4.

BackPacker

12:51pm

That is a big difference for BYU from ESPN to the other 2. Just goes to show you

Blue for Life

12:37pm

I did an awake colonoscopy. AMA.

Ten_Hour_Drives

11:51am

RE: I did an awake colonoscopy. AMA.

Russell Feathers

11:52am

Seems pretty clear what happened. Not sure what questions there could be.

Madam Pattirini

11:52am

So, it was like a fetish.

Russell Feathers

11:53am

RE: Seems pretty clear what happened. Not sure what questions there could be.

tippmancoug

12:00pm

RE: I did an awake colonoscopy. AMA.

kimdaddy35

11:54am

Did this guy perform it?

crack

11:55am

RE: I did an awake colonoscopy. AMA.

specsauce

11:59am

On purpose?

jdub

12:01pm

How I picture ten hour drives…

crack

12:02pm

RE: How I picture ten hour drives…

CougarTwins

12:03pm

Was it a by a Doctor or...

momowagon

12:05pm

Ah. Fire in the Sky situation.

Russell Feathers

12:16pm

Great movie!

momowagon

12:36pm

There are reasons to do it: avoid the anesthesia risk and lower perforation rate

Boring

12:10pm

Anyone else read "perforation" as "penetration"?

RealSimsShadY

12:46pm

Why did you choose to do it awake? I can see being nervous for the nurses to be weird or something while you are

RealTaysomHill

12:17pm

As a nurse, did you act as the doc's nurse during the process?

Baron

12:23pm

Isn't everyone technically "awake" but can't remember? I don't think they

AggieWeekendCougar

12:25pm

They use Propofol, and it's the best nap you'll ever take

RealSimsShadY

12:46pm

RE: I did an awake colonoscopy. AMA.

jpesk2

12:28pm

RE: I did an awake colonoscopy. AMA.

RealSimsShadY

12:47pm

RE: I did an awake colonoscopy. AMA.

m0resn0w

12:50pm

I came to enough to realize what was going on, then I was out again.

It's A Bowling Ball

12:54pm

We are now seeing Power 2 football distinction. Its here

Crazy Joe Davola Intervention Needed

11:50am

POLL: Most you'd be willing to pay for 2 tickets between the 40s

SV72 Sale

11:48am

Each or for both?

crack

11:48am

Never mind.

crack

11:49am

For fans of Star Trek the original series....

Adrielle Board Misanthrope

11:47am

? about saving all Microsoft files at once. If you had multiple files open, you

CascadeBYUFan

11:44am

Ctrl-Shift-S ? That comes to mind, but it might just be in Visual Studio?

AFewThoughts

11:50am

If they autosave every two minutes, can you just let it sit two minutes

crack

11:57am

Yes, but there are times I need to close them all and wanted to do a quick save

CascadeBYUFan

12:05pm

My post that has instructions from chatgpt is being moderated,

crack

12:11pm

Here are 2 possible solutions you could delve into:

AFewThoughts

12:13pm

ChatGPT Solution is even cleaner

AFewThoughts

12:52pm

My concept of the future:

DJROSS Food Fanatic

11:42am

why would B10 and SEC share all that money?

Cougarclaw

11:44am

Easier concept is just P4 conference tournaments that flow into the CFP Final 4

Doogal McCougar

12:41pm

Clean as a whistle!

Peanut

11:38am

RE: Clean as a whistle!

momowagon

11:39am

I hope you let out some nice farts in the recovery room

VACOUGFAN

11:39am

No farting this time. They said they used CO2 instead of air which is absorbed.

Peanut

11:40am

I'm sure the nursing staff just got tired of listening to all that farting going

VACOUGFAN

11:42am

Congratulations, you just reduced your carbon footprint by having CO2 inflate

StarMan

12:15pm

Just spoke with a lady who did it with no anesthesia. Was adamant she didn't

Sparkling Delirium

11:40am

I woke up in mine a few months back. That was...interesting.

Tonto

11:44am

Freaky, huh?

PhilPete

11:44am

Yes it was, could see the monitor and heard them talking about whether energy

Tonto

11:51am

I hated feeling the instruments moving around. Yuck!

PhilPete

11:54am

I woke up in the middle of mine. Freaked me out.

PhilPete

11:44am

I did that during my first one.

Jeffacka

11:46am

Me too

mncstr

12:20pm

What do they even do in that situation? Put you back under? Pull it out?

immacougar

11:47am

I got the nurse’s attention, shrugged my shoulders, like what’s up, then

PhilPete

11:53am

My dad has done it that way a few times.

Jeffacka

11:46am

Raise your right hand and say, AMEN!!!

PhilPete

11:43am

Did the doctor give you a cigarette?

Jeffacka

11:45am

RE: Did the doctor give you a cigarette?

bluecheese

11:46am

Follow-up question: Was the doctor smoking a cigarette when you woke up?

Emmett Fitz-Hume

11:47am

Going the wrong way up a one-way street.

Parker Schnabel

11:46am

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