Think of the poor guy on a computer trying all by himself to make UCONN not be in last place.

May 6, 2016
10:36:31pm

Brisco All-American

Every time UCONN gets close to the team immediately above them, that team suddenly jumps about six places! That UCONN guy has got to be yelling some serious profanity right now!

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This UCONN article is pretty funny. We can make it funnier by Jimmering the poll

rggee

5/6/16 8:40pm

Agreed. This would be a fun one to take over.

brj8

5/6/16 8:42pm

I may have refreshed and voted more than once. Maybe.

brj8

5/6/16 8:44pm

LOL. They couldn't think of anything truly negative to say about BYU

LiveCoug

5/6/16 8:46pm

Boston College doesn't even bring the Boston market. Hilarious they think

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 8:57pm

Their only argument against BYU is geography.

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 8:47pm

His measuring distance in driving hours is pretty funny too

concolor couguar

5/6/16 8:49pm

Storrs to Lubbock is 29 hours.

LiveCoug

5/6/16 8:53pm

I'm fairly certain BYU is closer to every big 12 school except wv

concolor couguar

5/6/16 8:57pm

BYU at 60% hahaha

Cougarclaw

5/6/16 8:47pm

Now 75%

BigD Coug

5/6/16 8:53pm

65%

scott715

5/6/16 9:40pm

and UConn dead last

Y05

5/7/16 7:30am

That is one of the dumbest articles I've read on expansion.

LifeLongLakerFan

5/6/16 8:51pm

What's funny is basically everything they knock other schools for, are also

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 8:55pm

Exactly. Homer logic in the worst way.

LifeLongLakerFan

5/6/16 8:58pm

Time to fire up the TNTbot!

LaVellIfIKnow

5/6/16 8:55pm

Every vote you do for byu, do one for a school not named uconn... let's make them last

Fetchin Fetcher

5/6/16 8:56pm

Just one...Tulane. Vote once for Tulane for every 2 for BYU.

ChubbyChaser

5/6/16 8:59pm

Done

Fetchin Fetcher

5/6/16 9:00pm

And Tulane has now passed Cincy. lol

ChubbyChaser

5/6/16 9:04pm

Tulane about to pass UConn!

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 9:06pm

Focus on south Florida now... They're next to pass UConn

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 9:22pm

Tulane is now in 2nd place, UConn down to 7th (BYU in 1st with 61.5%)

ptcougr

5/6/16 9:59pm

Go Green Wave!

BYUALWAYSNUM1

5/6/16 9:21pm

RE: This UCONN article is pretty funny. We can make it funnier by Jimmering the

Crush4

5/6/16 8:57pm

Let's vote for everyone else too so UCONN is last in their own poll...

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 9:02pm

Sounds familiar

Fetchin Fetcher

5/6/16 9:08pm

and it's a great idea. Much more hilarious to lose to every other team in

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 9:11pm

"BYU's national reach is a little bit overrated." He said, as a caption on a

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 8:57pm

"The only knock against UCONN is its awful football program." Oh is that all?

YIsForBrigham

5/6/16 8:59pm

Especially when what drives expansion is football. What a load of crap.

LaVellIfIKnow

5/6/16 9:01pm

But they have a $58 million dollar practice facility...

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 8:59pm

And they subsidize their athletic budget with $27 mil a year

YIsForBrigham

5/6/16 9:06pm

RE: But they have a $58 million dollar practice facility...

zonacougar

5/6/16 10:03pm

Its just an IPF...

Dissenter

5/7/16 9:59am

How did their's cost 58 million? There must be more too it. Ours was only 9 million.

LiveCoug

5/7/16 7:59pm

lol. BYU in a landslide in that poll.

spugeddy24

5/6/16 9:02pm

His decision to post a poll was idiotic.

k-ace

5/6/16 9:08pm

This is actually a great idea for BamaCoug's next bit. Fan base performance in

ChubbyChaser

5/6/16 9:09pm

Our national appeal is overstated though

YIsForBrigham

5/6/16 9:10pm

They just fixed the poll. Only 1 vote per IP now.

ChubbyChaser

5/6/16 9:08pm

I'm still able to vote numerous times.

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 9:12pm

I just refreshed the page and voted again

Natedog916

5/6/16 9:14pm

Same here

ptcougr

5/6/16 10:00pm

Lol....I wonder if they realize the power of CougarBoard.

WJCougar

5/6/16 9:13pm

"BYU's national reach is overrated"

jrifkin48

5/6/16 9:18pm

To be fair....the poll is being Jimmered by a few people.

WJCougar

5/6/16 10:18pm

I voted for BYU at least 20x and Tulane at least 5x

HammerTheHive

5/6/16 9:13pm

What would be great is voting everybody up so that UCONN had the fewest votes

HammerTheHive

5/6/16 9:16pm

HACK

HammerTheHive

5/6/16 9:29pm

I love CB

rggee

5/6/16 9:18pm

Someone comment with real data to respond..to that levity

CarolinaCoug

5/6/16 9:19pm

Bwah ha ha. They blocked me for voting too much. Anyone having the same problem?

P-Widdy

5/6/16 9:20pm

Not yet, but my IP is in Alabama so maybe they are confused about me.

HammerTheHive

5/6/16 9:24pm

He just updated it, and input a few more things about BYU haha

HammerTheHive

5/6/16 9:31pm

I think he just realized anything "BYU" gets him a lot of clicks....

jrifkin48

5/6/16 9:40pm

"You're not Norte same, BYU. Chill." Someone's butthurt about his huskies

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 9:40pm

Here's what I love they claim 4 titles in sports since 2013. We have a chance to

monkeycowboy

5/6/16 9:35pm

In fairness I think he was talking about bb and fb. They have 4 men's

ChubbyChaser

5/6/16 9:59pm

Nope. "4 championships across 3 different sports since 2013"

rggee

5/6/16 10:01pm

Haven't they won WBB for 5 consecutive years or something?

ugo1st

5/6/16 10:26pm

UCONN is gaining steam! I am voting straight Tulane.

BYUALWAYSNUM1

5/6/16 9:36pm

Loved this quote:

bretonnia

5/6/16 9:39pm

Please sticky this. Hilarious

gaspasscoug

5/6/16 9:42pm

Can't stop laughing! Looking at that long green bar for BYU and the 2nd longest green bar for Tulane is beyond awesome.

Brisco

5/6/16 9:42pm

I have been cracking up so hard for like 20 minutes

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 9:45pm

Only got to the bashing of Memphis football so far...

BYUFam1

5/6/16 9:43pm

Almost reads with TIC overtones. The author's baited compliments about each

randomplay

5/6/16 9:48pm

"the Broncos haven’t built anything close to the national brand that UConn

BYUFam1

5/6/16 9:49pm

"The Rams have a solid football tradition as well"

BYUFam1

5/6/16 9:51pm

Who do we push above UCONN next?

crazY

5/6/16 9:52pm

Now we work on UCF....should be about 10 minutes and they'll be above UCONN

jrifkin48

5/6/16 9:54pm

"exist within the secondary footprint of the league already"?

BYUFam1

5/6/16 9:52pm

We're in the neighboring state to a state that was historically Big XII turf.

Mojave

5/6/16 10:00pm

On to Houston!

YIsForBrigham

5/6/16 10:02pm

Only two spots to go until UConn is on the bottom!

Flyski

5/6/16 10:06pm

Someone be sure to grab a screenshot when UCONN is in last place.

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 10:06pm

Got it. Should I tweet it to the author?

crazY

5/6/16 10:09pm

Yes yes yes 1000x yes.

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 10:19pm

I couldn't come up with a clever tweet. Any ideas?

crazY

5/6/16 10:23pm

Just quote him on how our reach is "overrated"

Hoosier Cougar

5/6/16 10:28pm

Houston about to overtake UCONN!

Brisco

5/6/16 10:06pm

Done! Now Memphis is gaining on UCONN!

Brisco

5/6/16 10:08pm

Holy Crap! Memphis has climbed from the bottom to 3rd!

Brisco

5/6/16 10:13pm

Good job gents. UCONN in last place.

YIsForBrigham

5/6/16 10:08pm

UCONN has had only 4 votes in about 35 minutes! I guess their fans are in bed.

Brisco

5/6/16 10:11pm

More like their 2 fans have carpal tunnel now from trying to keep up in voting

osbooks

5/7/16 7:41am

Done, nice work everyone!

Flyski

5/6/16 10:08pm

Nice work, guys. Oswaldo in Hartford asks "What happened now??"

zonacougar

5/6/16 10:09pm

Honestly I hope it's us and UCONN. No attractive FB teams available. Why not get

Metallicat

5/6/16 10:10pm

I'd prefer Houston. But Cinci is decent in both.

YIsForBrigham

5/6/16 10:12pm

I love it! UConn is last in the poll. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Skysthelimit

5/6/16 10:10pm

Jimmered

TheCrow

5/6/16 10:10pm

UCONN is now last. Well done fam. Let's build a buffer

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 10:11pm

Six of the bottom seven teams (excluding UCONN) are within one vote of each other. Well Done!!

Brisco

5/6/16 10:16pm

Thanks for posting this rggee. This was hilarious

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 10:21pm

Hey some tech jedi type! Do a side by side screen grab of that poll and

CarolinaCoug

5/6/16 10:23pm

Proof that BYU is hard to deal with ; )

Borg

5/6/16 10:29pm

Think of the poor guy on a computer trying all by himself to make UCONN not be in last place.

Brisco

5/6/16 10:36pm

probably the author. The line on BYU changed right around the time UCONN

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 10:42pm

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cvd6262

5/6/16 10:40pm

The comments are classic CB

OldCosmo

5/6/16 10:40pm

How do you load all comments? I can only see a few in the first page

osbooks

5/6/16 11:08pm

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cvd6262

5/6/16 11:11pm

I like how Yewts, including UtahErrorCorrection and Michael Romney, got

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 11:18pm

Ack, you made me a hack by 2 minutes

osbooks

5/6/16 11:22pm

Your description was much funnier than mine though.

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 11:30pm

This is one of my favorite things about CB. Real-time stuff unfolding before

osbooks

5/6/16 11:11pm

Hahahaha.....This article was like a rally call to the deaf!

silentvelcro

5/6/16 11:16pm

Pretty predictable to see Michael Romney, MPFunk and UtahErrorCorrection all

osbooks

5/6/16 11:20pm

Oh I love CB some days. Those poll comments are priceless.

dave

5/6/16 11:27pm

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NorthwestCoug

5/6/16 11:36pm

Every 4th vote I'm giving to Tulane

NorthwestCoug

5/6/16 11:36pm

LOL....it's like we moved CougarBoard for the evening onto this polls comments

silentvelcro

5/6/16 11:39pm

BYU is 28 hours away, eh? They invented planes.

Sandstone Cougar

5/6/16 11:51pm

By steam engine.

thebdawg

5/7/16 8:03am

This is why CB is the best ever. Holy heck. I'm crying reading the poll comments

nashty

5/7/16 12:33am

UCONN is now last

MMCougIII

5/7/16 12:56am

It is now last again

Mabuhay Coug

5/7/16 2:03am

the comments are pretty funny

jcougars7

5/7/16 9:43am

wow. Just wow. Hilarious and pathetic. Not a fan of some of the byu fans'

ColonelMustard7

5/7/16 12:22pm

Surprisingly vulgar comments from supposed BYU fans. Maybe its yewts pretending.

GritHead

5/7/16 1:09pm

Starting to feel like a created a monster...

rggee

5/7/16 1:49pm

It's just one troll with nothing better to do.

crazY

5/7/16 2:41pm

I know for a fact that it's more than one person

Jeffacka

5/7/16 2:54pm

It's just *a few trolls with nothing better to do.

crazY

5/7/16 4:46pm

It depends on your definition of a few.

Jeffacka

5/7/16 4:56pm

Yeah...not very "BYU" like.

Borg

5/7/16 3:26pm

The one guy cussing and pretending to be el jefe..

Harrison0Yfan

5/7/16 7:55pm

Ha! The ONE guy.

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