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May 6, 2016
9:42:05pm

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gaspasscoug

Previous username: GLW
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Joined: Jan 24, 2006
Last login: May 6, 2024
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This UCONN article is pretty funny. We can make it funnier by Jimmering the poll

rggee

5/6/16 8:40pm

Agreed. This would be a fun one to take over.

brj8

5/6/16 8:42pm

I may have refreshed and voted more than once. Maybe.

brj8

5/6/16 8:44pm

LOL. They couldn't think of anything truly negative to say about BYU

LiveCoug

5/6/16 8:46pm

Boston College doesn't even bring the Boston market. Hilarious they think

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 8:57pm

Their only argument against BYU is geography.

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 8:47pm

His measuring distance in driving hours is pretty funny too

concolor couguar

5/6/16 8:49pm

Storrs to Lubbock is 29 hours.

LiveCoug

5/6/16 8:53pm

I'm fairly certain BYU is closer to every big 12 school except wv

concolor couguar

5/6/16 8:57pm

BYU at 60% hahaha

Cougarclaw

5/6/16 8:47pm

Now 75%

BigD Coug

5/6/16 8:53pm

65%

scott715

5/6/16 9:40pm

and UConn dead last

Y05

5/7/16 7:30am

That is one of the dumbest articles I've read on expansion.

LifeLongLakerFan

5/6/16 8:51pm

What's funny is basically everything they knock other schools for, are also

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 8:55pm

Exactly. Homer logic in the worst way.

LifeLongLakerFan

5/6/16 8:58pm

Time to fire up the TNTbot!

5/6/16 8:55pm

Every vote you do for byu, do one for a school not named uconn... let's make them last

Fetchin Fetcher

5/6/16 8:56pm

Just one...Tulane. Vote once for Tulane for every 2 for BYU.

5/6/16 8:59pm

Done

Fetchin Fetcher

5/6/16 9:00pm

And Tulane has now passed Cincy. lol

5/6/16 9:04pm

Tulane about to pass UConn!

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 9:06pm

Focus on south Florida now... They're next to pass UConn

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 9:22pm

Tulane is now in 2nd place, UConn down to 7th (BYU in 1st with 61.5%)

ptcougr

5/6/16 9:59pm

Go Green Wave!

5/6/16 9:21pm

RE: This UCONN article is pretty funny. We can make it funnier by Jimmering the

Crush4

5/6/16 8:57pm

Let's vote for everyone else too so UCONN is last in their own poll...

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 9:02pm

Sounds familiar

Fetchin Fetcher

5/6/16 9:08pm

and it's a great idea. Much more hilarious to lose to every other team in

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 9:11pm

"BYU's national reach is a little bit overrated." He said, as a caption on a

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 8:57pm

"The only knock against UCONN is its awful football program." Oh is that all?

5/6/16 8:59pm

Especially when what drives expansion is football. What a load of crap.

5/6/16 9:01pm

But they have a $58 million dollar practice facility...

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 8:59pm

And they subsidize their athletic budget with $27 mil a year

5/6/16 9:06pm

RE: But they have a $58 million dollar practice facility...

zonacougar

5/6/16 10:03pm

Its just an IPF...

Dissenter

5/7/16 9:59am

How did their's cost 58 million? There must be more too it. Ours was only 9 million.

LiveCoug

5/7/16 7:59pm

lol. BYU in a landslide in that poll.

spugeddy24

5/6/16 9:02pm

His decision to post a poll was idiotic.

k-ace

5/6/16 9:08pm

This is actually a great idea for BamaCoug's next bit. Fan base performance in

5/6/16 9:09pm

Our national appeal is overstated though

5/6/16 9:10pm

They just fixed the poll. Only 1 vote per IP now.

5/6/16 9:08pm

I'm still able to vote numerous times.

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 9:12pm

I just refreshed the page and voted again

Natedog916

5/6/16 9:14pm

Same here

ptcougr

5/6/16 10:00pm

Lol....I wonder if they realize the power of CougarBoard.

WJCougar

5/6/16 9:13pm

"BYU's national reach is overrated"

jrifkin48

5/6/16 9:18pm

To be fair....the poll is being Jimmered by a few people.

WJCougar

5/6/16 10:18pm

I voted for BYU at least 20x and Tulane at least 5x

HammerTheHive

5/6/16 9:13pm

What would be great is voting everybody up so that UCONN had the fewest votes

HammerTheHive

5/6/16 9:16pm

HACK

HammerTheHive

5/6/16 9:29pm

I love CB

rggee

5/6/16 9:18pm

Someone comment with real data to respond..to that levity

5/6/16 9:19pm

Bwah ha ha. They blocked me for voting too much. Anyone having the same problem?

P-Widdy

5/6/16 9:20pm

Not yet, but my IP is in Alabama so maybe they are confused about me.

HammerTheHive

5/6/16 9:24pm

He just updated it, and input a few more things about BYU haha

HammerTheHive

5/6/16 9:31pm

I think he just realized anything "BYU" gets him a lot of clicks....

jrifkin48

5/6/16 9:40pm

"You're not Norte same, BYU. Chill." Someone's butthurt about his huskies

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 9:40pm

Here's what I love they claim 4 titles in sports since 2013. We have a chance to

5/6/16 9:35pm

In fairness I think he was talking about bb and fb. They have 4 men's

5/6/16 9:59pm

Nope. "4 championships across 3 different sports since 2013"

rggee

5/6/16 10:01pm

Haven't they won WBB for 5 consecutive years or something?

ugo1st

5/6/16 10:26pm

UCONN is gaining steam! I am voting straight Tulane.

5/6/16 9:36pm

Loved this quote:

bretonnia

5/6/16 9:39pm

Please sticky this. Hilarious

gaspasscoug

5/6/16 9:42pm

Can't stop laughing! Looking at that long green bar for BYU and the 2nd longest green bar for Tulane is beyond awesome.

Brisco

5/6/16 9:42pm

I have been cracking up so hard for like 20 minutes

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 9:45pm

Only got to the bashing of Memphis football so far...

BYUFam1

5/6/16 9:43pm

Almost reads with TIC overtones. The author's baited compliments about each

randomplay

5/6/16 9:48pm

"the Broncos haven’t built anything close to the national brand that UConn

BYUFam1

5/6/16 9:49pm

"The Rams have a solid football tradition as well"

BYUFam1

5/6/16 9:51pm

Who do we push above UCONN next?

crazY

5/6/16 9:52pm

Now we work on UCF....should be about 10 minutes and they'll be above UCONN

jrifkin48

5/6/16 9:54pm

"exist within the secondary footprint of the league already"?

BYUFam1

5/6/16 9:52pm

We're in the neighboring state to a state that was historically Big XII turf.

Mojave

5/6/16 10:00pm

On to Houston!

5/6/16 10:02pm

Only two spots to go until UConn is on the bottom!

Flyski

5/6/16 10:06pm

Someone be sure to grab a screenshot when UCONN is in last place.

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 10:06pm

Got it. Should I tweet it to the author?

crazY

5/6/16 10:09pm

Yes yes yes 1000x yes.

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 10:19pm

I couldn't come up with a clever tweet. Any ideas?

crazY

5/6/16 10:23pm

Just quote him on how our reach is "overrated"

5/6/16 10:28pm

Houston about to overtake UCONN!

Brisco

5/6/16 10:06pm

Done! Now Memphis is gaining on UCONN!

Brisco

5/6/16 10:08pm

Holy Crap! Memphis has climbed from the bottom to 3rd!

Brisco

5/6/16 10:13pm

Good job gents. UCONN in last place.

5/6/16 10:08pm

UCONN has had only 4 votes in about 35 minutes! I guess their fans are in bed.

Brisco

5/6/16 10:11pm

More like their 2 fans have carpal tunnel now from trying to keep up in voting

osbooks

5/7/16 7:41am

Done, nice work everyone!

Flyski

5/6/16 10:08pm

Nice work, guys. Oswaldo in Hartford asks "What happened now??"

zonacougar

5/6/16 10:09pm

Honestly I hope it's us and UCONN. No attractive FB teams available. Why not get

Metallicat

5/6/16 10:10pm

I'd prefer Houston. But Cinci is decent in both.

5/6/16 10:12pm

I love it! UConn is last in the poll. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Skysthelimit

5/6/16 10:10pm

Jimmered

TheCrow

5/6/16 10:10pm

UCONN is now last. Well done fam. Let's build a buffer

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 10:11pm

Six of the bottom seven teams (excluding UCONN) are within one vote of each other. Well Done!!

Brisco

5/6/16 10:16pm

Thanks for posting this rggee. This was hilarious

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 10:21pm

Hey some tech jedi type! Do a side by side screen grab of that poll and

5/6/16 10:23pm

Proof that BYU is hard to deal with ; )

Borg

5/6/16 10:29pm

Think of the poor guy on a computer trying all by himself to make UCONN not be in last place.

Brisco

5/6/16 10:36pm

probably the author. The line on BYU changed right around the time UCONN

VACOUGFAN

5/6/16 10:42pm

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cvd6262

5/6/16 10:40pm

The comments are classic CB

OldCosmo

5/6/16 10:40pm

How do you load all comments? I can only see a few in the first page

osbooks

5/6/16 11:08pm

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cvd6262

5/6/16 11:11pm

I like how Yewts, including UtahErrorCorrection and Michael Romney, got

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 11:18pm

Ack, you made me a hack by 2 minutes

osbooks

5/6/16 11:22pm

Your description was much funnier than mine though.

Harrison0Yfan

5/6/16 11:30pm

This is one of my favorite things about CB. Real-time stuff unfolding before

osbooks

5/6/16 11:11pm

Hahahaha.....This article was like a rally call to the deaf!

silentvelcro

5/6/16 11:16pm

Pretty predictable to see Michael Romney, MPFunk and UtahErrorCorrection all

osbooks

5/6/16 11:20pm

Oh I love CB some days. Those poll comments are priceless.

dave

5/6/16 11:27pm

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5/6/16 11:36pm

Every 4th vote I'm giving to Tulane

5/6/16 11:36pm

LOL....it's like we moved CougarBoard for the evening onto this polls comments

silentvelcro

5/6/16 11:39pm

BYU is 28 hours away, eh? They invented planes.

Sandstone Cougar

5/6/16 11:51pm

By steam engine.

thebdawg

5/7/16 8:03am

This is why CB is the best ever. Holy heck. I'm crying reading the poll comments

nashty

5/7/16 12:33am

UCONN is now last

MMCougIII

5/7/16 12:56am

It is now last again

Mabuhay Coug

5/7/16 2:03am

the comments are pretty funny

jcougars7

5/7/16 9:43am

wow. Just wow. Hilarious and pathetic. Not a fan of some of the byu fans'

ColonelMustard7

5/7/16 12:22pm

Surprisingly vulgar comments from supposed BYU fans. Maybe its yewts pretending.

GritHead

5/7/16 1:09pm

Starting to feel like a created a monster...

rggee

5/7/16 1:49pm

It's just one troll with nothing better to do.

crazY

5/7/16 2:41pm

I know for a fact that it's more than one person

Jeffacka

5/7/16 2:54pm

It's just *a few trolls with nothing better to do.

crazY

5/7/16 4:46pm

It depends on your definition of a few.

Jeffacka

5/7/16 4:56pm

Yeah...not very "BYU" like.

Borg

5/7/16 3:26pm

The one guy cussing and pretending to be el jefe..

Harrison0Yfan

5/7/16 7:55pm

Ha! The ONE guy.

Jeffacka

5/7/16 8:09pm

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