Reminds me of the time me and the wife got the kids together to break the news

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Apr 2, 2025
1:52:19pm

pinolero All-American

Of us getting a divorce.

BEST. APRIL. FOOLS. JOKE. EVER

The kids are wrapping up therapy and things are looking up.

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pinolero

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Last login: Apr 6, 2025
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Messages

Author

Time

Boss called me into his office just now to congratulate me on a 10% raise and new title.

DKN Registered Republican

Apr 1, 8:53am

Please tell me that didn't really happen.

gangbusters

Apr 1, 8:54am

He has a weird sense of humor but generally means well

DKN

Apr 1, 8:55am

That crosses a line. I'm sorry, man. Not cool.

gangbusters

Apr 1, 8:56am

It didn’t. DKN always posts fake stories

STL

Apr 1, 9:18am

Wow. Nothing like a soul crushing April fools joke

txblue

Apr 1, 8:54am

Jokes on him really, no one wanted those extra responsibilities/"opportunities"

Mayor of Cougartown

Apr 1, 8:54am

that stuff could be appealing to young guys.

Belboz

Apr 1, 9:02am

climb the corporate ladder only as much as you care for the accompanying

Mayor of Cougartown

Apr 1, 9:33am

I remember when a guy from my team was made manager of another team

Belboz

Apr 1, 9:54am

and honestly it's like not much more pay at all. In fact we have IC's

Mayor of Cougartown

Apr 1, 12:11pm

I know that my salary is higher than my manager's salary.

Belboz

Apr 1, 3:23pm

That's legendary

EQD2

Apr 1, 8:55am

Sounds like a Michael Scott move!

TLCougar

Apr 1, 8:55am

Didn’t know you worked at Dunder Mifflin

Mr. Rumsfield

Apr 1, 8:55am

Jokes on him... you will now do 10% less work in the month of April

J. Walter Weatherman

Apr 1, 8:57am

That is borderline HR reportable. Not cool.

TADOW

Apr 1, 8:57am

More than borderline.

Hyrum in Houston

Apr 1, 4:52pm

Message him back and say this

JoeExotic

Apr 1, 8:58am

Write a resignation letter that is very pointed on real concerns you have with

NOCAL_YFAN

Apr 1, 8:59am

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

MaximusMeridius

Apr 1, 9:03am

Go punch him in the face and say April fools

DanSmith

Apr 1, 9:05am

He got You. Thats a good one. Though my initial response was that was

Idacoug

Apr 1, 9:17am

Also, someone in your office got fired for mask bullying

Jericho

Apr 1, 9:31am

that's not funny. Now if had just said a change in title that would be funny

BYU Grounds

Apr 1, 10:20am

That is a fireable offense if I were the CEO.

BostonCougar

Apr 1, 10:24am

Reminds me of the time me and the wife got the kids together to break the news

pinolero

Apr 2, 1:52pm

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