The missionary ate, tho

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Mar 22, 2025
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Had missionaries over for dinner last night

ral1988 Mafia Leader

Mar 22, 7:39am

That's one way to build trust with local members...

VACOUGFAN

Mar 22, 7:40am

Seriously…strange to make a point of that right out of the gate

Borg

Mar 22, 7:43am

Probably ageism, but I wasn't surprised where that convo was going. Got a refresher on current vernacular slang, too.

ral1988

Mar 22, 7:45am

Low key, that missionary ain’t him.

WDaddy

Mar 22, 7:48am

The missionary ate, tho

ryebrye

Mar 22, 7:53am

Fr fr og

AZPTCOUG

Mar 22, 8:23am

Nah y'all tweakin

picklethins

Mar 22, 9:04am

No cap. That is not an alpha skibbity rizzler Ohio thing to do.

Taysomfredette

Mar 22, 9:14am

No...there's good slang, and then there's what's called brainrot terms.

picklethins

Mar 22, 9:29am

He's trying to relate to the outcasts and edges of society.

zonacougar

Mar 22, 8:28am

It’s amazing how we trip over teaching youth the simple things about

truecougster

Mar 22, 9:46am

Well I went to Utah from 2011-2016, some of Utah’s best years and BYU’s worst.

RH84025

Mar 22, 7:45am

Not saying you have to be a fan

ral1988

Mar 22, 7:46am

I wouldn’t go or enjoy Utah success if I was a student there. I don’t care if

cougsareforreal

Mar 22, 12:41pm

Wearing BYU gear would not help your grades at Utah.

Shihan

Mar 22, 7:53am

Was that the first thing out of your mouth when you had dinners on your mission?

Goliath

Mar 22, 8:04am

I went to the Utah from 2002-2007 and had to deal with the Urban Meyer years. It

AmericanScouser

Mar 22, 11:45am

I know a family here that is the opposite

Heath Squashwell

Mar 22, 7:48am

Glad he’s serving state-side so he can’t completely avoid the dramatic change

BamaCoug

Mar 22, 7:50am

Brain still forming

Kevin Arnold

Mar 22, 7:50am

Not that weird of a story. I know a bunch of byu fans that went to Utah.

OPINIONS

Mar 22, 7:51am

I didn't even bring up byu or sports. We were literally saying good bye at the door and he brought it up. I think that

ral1988

Mar 22, 7:53am

Yeah, that part is weird.

benny1982

Mar 22, 8:49am

The Lord doesn’t call who is most qualified, he qualifies who he calls

Mabuhay Coug

Mar 22, 9:35am

I have two degrees from Utah. Going there cemented my allegiance to byu

BYU '80

Mar 22, 9:50am

I second this. Even parking at the Institute, a car with a BYU sticker would

RH84025

Mar 22, 11:15am

I wouldn’t dare wear my byu gear on Ute campus though. If I were a Ute at byu

ColonelMustard

Mar 22, 10:46am

I was at the U of U for grad school in ‘03-‘04

NearFall

Mar 22, 12:14pm

Our missionaries often meet us and quickly learn that my wife and I are ardent

LV Mike

Mar 22, 7:54am

Maybe most of those you saw wearing Utah gear lost a bet or were in initiation

NYC and Japan

Mar 22, 8:45am

A couple weeks ago, one of our missionaries asked me how the university of Utah was doing and if they were going to the

LaserCoug

Mar 22, 7:54am

RE: A couple weeks ago, one of our missionaries asked me how the university of Utah was doing and if they were going to

ral1988

Mar 22, 7:55am

I'd have responded: it's a beautiful site to see how truly pathetic utah is.

Dark Forest Green

Mar 22, 8:07am

"Elder...repentance is for everyone."

SoValleyCOUG

Mar 22, 8:01am

RE: Had missionaries over for dinner last night

swimbro

Mar 22, 8:04am

No soup for you.

Shihan

Mar 22, 8:09am

"FIL"? Hope not. Interesting that I had staff member where I worked that

EM_Puma

Mar 22, 8:42am

I didn't write that out well, but he started to list associated family members that were not even blood related

ral1988

Mar 22, 8:48am

Tell himif he has good enough grades Utah gives in state tuition for out of

ATX

Mar 22, 8:58am

Hate those kind

DreamerCoug

Mar 22, 10:06am

On the other hand, every time someone transfers from BYU to Utah...

cosmos son

Mar 22, 10:59am

I don't see it as being strange that childhood loyalties would outweigh your

Lord Jim

Mar 22, 11:02am

Is he current on the latest trendy profane anti-Mormon chants?

Les IsMore

Mar 22, 11:08am

We had one of those in my freshman ward. He was miserable and made everyone else

P-Widdy

Mar 22, 11:23am

Suspicious. It might be slightly cheaper but way harder to get into.

Brandoblueblood

Mar 22, 11:35am

Get the hence!

shakarocks

Mar 22, 11:54am

Expel him

BaseCoug

Mar 22, 1:04pm

Later that day he oddly came down with ecoli… strange

Pretorian

Mar 22, 2:14pm

Any student who wears Ute gear to class should be expelled.

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