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Sit down in my seat. 5 minutes later VCU fan turns around. Says “F* BYU! How

babycarrot

Mar 20, 2:24pm

Did you ask him what his is doing later tonight?

Adwight

Mar 20, 2:25pm

Should have asked him how long he worked on that

TailgateU

Mar 20, 6:34pm

I usually congratulate them for using the same trash talk as Wyoming fans

LV Coug

Mar 20, 11:04pm

I wish just once that would be me at a game. They would regret what they said.

dallasbyu

Mar 20, 2:25pm

Probably a reason it’s not you.

dtownCoug

Mar 20, 5:01pm

Exactly

hitechcpa

Mar 20, 5:31pm

“My current wife plus your mom, so… 2.”

ballen

Mar 20, 2:25pm

…So start calling me Daddy.

ABCoug

Mar 20, 4:46pm

Post of the day!

ShellieCooper

Mar 20, 4:51pm

"Just yours!" would be a really inappropriate response.

Jacksonian76

Mar 20, 2:25pm

Love it. Or "how many daughters you got?"

Brandoblueblood

Mar 20, 4:25pm

Outstanding! I'm keeping that one in my back pocket

Jacksonian76

Mar 20, 4:52pm

Yeah, I'd be careful with that one

Hup

Mar 20, 5:33pm

That one is honestly pretty creepy.

Roko's Basilisk

Mar 20, 5:49pm

I think you miss the point of a good comeback

Brandoblueblood

Mar 20, 7:36pm

Lol, I understand. My opinion is unchanged that mom cracks are fair game but

Roko's Basilisk

Mar 20, 7:40pm

Depends on the guy's age. I wouldn't say it to a young father.

Jacksonian76

Mar 21, 3:54pm

bigotted loser

franklyvulgar

Mar 20, 2:25pm

“Tell your mother to stop calling- I don’t want any more” assume it’s young man

SBB

Mar 20, 2:28pm

At least it's not "#@_ Mormons" that's an improvement!

miggida

Mar 20, 3:02pm

Not much of an improvement

LDTemplar

Mar 20, 4:51pm

Why, is yours looking for a new husband?

The Dark Knight

Mar 20, 3:04pm

This is for sure the winner

closetcougarfan

Mar 20, 6:52pm

I always feel like a quick punch to the face would surprise a guy like that.

DirtyWater

Mar 20, 4:04pm

I considered you wife but swiped left

Schultz is back

Mar 20, 4:42pm

How's your wife and my kids?

N8Dawg

Mar 20, 4:52pm

Well you got your wish!

eysikal

Mar 20, 4:56pm

Done and done

Veep

Mar 20, 4:57pm

I would have asked him to introduce

pappabear246

Mar 20, 5:05pm

You should have asked him how many slaves he owns? Being from Richmond, Capital

52Cougar

Mar 20, 5:26pm

Actually pretty good. Both of these are 19th century issues.

septicpumper

Mar 20, 5:45pm

VCU fan. LOL.

Carnac

Mar 20, 5:26pm

Im more surprised that one of their 37 fans actually made the trek to Denver…

Das_Countach

Mar 20, 5:28pm

The best rebuttal I’ve found is very simple

JosephAllenMaldonado

Mar 20, 6:07pm

Do you have to work at being an a-hole or does it come naturally?

So it goes...

Mar 20, 6:15pm

A derivative of this is "do you go to a regular doctor or just a proctologist?"

stonecougar

Mar 20, 9:37pm

Update:

babycarrot

Mar 20, 6:24pm

Had the same thing happen in Las Vegas.

BYUGardner

Mar 20, 6:56pm

If he is married…

Ungoy

Mar 20, 7:11pm

Should’ve filmed him and put it on social media and let the internet do its job

Mr. Rumsfield

Mar 20, 7:20pm

Do you know where toothpaste was invented?

AF'er

Mar 20, 7:30pm

Looks like your guy is Finance Ram 10 and he starts with this post, then goes on

whirl

Mar 21, 6:01am

Great lesson in internet trolling

stonecougar

Mar 21, 7:52am

Lol, that might be him. If it is him, 100% fabricated. We never said a word to

babycarrot

Mar 21, 9:32am

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BigEasyCougar

Mar 20, 6:57pm

"I've seen your wife, so just 1 for now. . ."

RenoCoug

Mar 20, 7:28pm

Honestly, it’s way more disappointing how un-Christlike nearly all the responses

4n18

Mar 20, 8:07pm

RE: Honestly, it’s way more disappointing how un-Christlike nearly all the

mtcougar

Mar 20, 8:10pm

RE: Honestly, it’s way more disappointing how un-Christlike nearly all the

Ungoy

Mar 20, 8:12pm

RE: Honestly, it’s way more disappointing how un-Christlike nearly all the

Your Royal Blueness

Mar 20, 8:23pm

Yup, totally agree with you 4n18, but this is unfortunately what you too often

jaba166

Mar 20, 9:39pm

Is it your job to remind random people on a message board how they should act?

ATX

Mar 20, 9:44pm

Isn't that what you're doing now??

jaba166

Mar 20, 10:14pm

Nope. Im not

ATX

Mar 20, 10:16pm

LOL, just keep spinning it. If you repeat it to yourself enough times, you just

jaba166

Mar 20, 10:23pm

You don't quite have the gotcha you think you have.

whirl

Mar 21, 6:03am

RE: LOL, just keep spinning it. If you repeat it to yourself enough times, you

tony

Mar 21, 6:45am

We’re being judged by these non-subscribers

RenoCoug

Mar 20, 10:55pm

$10 is a steep ask when you can free-load.

whirl

Mar 21, 6:05am

Self righteousness wins friends and influences people. It’s so fun.

Big Daddy D

Mar 20, 11:15pm

I can’t choose how people react to a truth. I can try to understand how you’d

4n18

Mar 21, 10:22am

What is this “truth” to which you are referring and to which others are reacting

Big Daddy D

Mar 21, 12:40pm

I’m not a member of your church (presumed), but I know these responses

4n18

Mar 21, 5:04pm

You're starting to sound like a former poster on this board...

Ungoy

Mar 21, 5:16pm

RE: Honestly, it’s way more disappointing how un-Christlike nearly all the

stonecougar

Mar 20, 9:45pm

Maybe he should have flipped some tables over like our Savior did?

Revolution

Mar 20, 10:58pm

Yeah, well the jerk store called and they are running out of you!

GangstaLean

Mar 20, 8:31pm

Was in this scenario at a UCF football game several years ago

Craner64

Mar 21, 5:29pm

OK, buddy, you can't leave us hanging. More details, please.

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