Because there’s no story or theme other than movie clips and absolutely no reason to be going off a cliff.

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Jan 6, 2025
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ToasterChive

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The new Splash Mountain (Tiana’s Bayou Adventure) is absolutely stupid and furthers the dumbing down of Disneyland rides

ToasterChive All-American

Jan 6, 10:31am

There was a story they could have integrated well with the ride layout

canuckchuck

Jan 6, 10:34am

What I don't understand is why couldn't they just retell the story from the film

Murray

Jan 6, 10:36am

Also not that many kids have seen that movie anyway so why not

BaseCoug

Jan 6, 10:53am

i will never ride it again now that they got rid of the bears

Deleted

Jan 6, 10:36am

If you want something so "pure and musically Disney" for your very own, you

Tricky

Jan 6, 10:39am

Splash Mountain wasn't beloved? Crazy talk. That was routinely the longest line when I was a kid.

mokelembembe

Jan 6, 10:41am

The ride was loved, the movie less so. Kids these days have no clue what it is.

OrsoNero

Jan 6, 10:50am

The movie doesn't matter, the ride "was" Disneyland.

Bert609

Jan 6, 11:03am

I'll bet there are 10 people going for the new ride for every one who boycotts

OrsoNero

Jan 6, 11:12am

They should retheme "It's a Small World" by that logic, but they won't. Disneyland quality is going down by

Bert609

Jan 6, 11:22am

I don't know, but the parks are always full.

OrsoNero

Jan 6, 11:28am

The ride opened in 1989 and it was sort of a thrown-together theme anyway.

Tricky

Jan 6, 11:35am

Was it beloved because of the music and theme? The ride hasn't changed, right?

Tricky

Jan 6, 11:30am

That and the drop makes no sense. Who jumps off a cliff to see what a woman is making for dinner…

ToasterChive

Jan 6, 12:11pm

I couldn't have told you what the story of the ride was to save my life. I would

fattycoug

Jan 7, 1:55am

To not have the song, "Are You Ready" with the dancing Voodoo Dolls as you go up to the Big Drop...stupidity. Perfect

COUGZ

Jan 6, 10:40am

The original ride didn't make any more sense as connected to the story.

OrsoNero

Jan 6, 10:48am

Did the previous drop make any sense either?

mudpupper

Jan 6, 10:52am

Yes you were being thrown into the briar patch.

ToasterChive

Jan 6, 10:52am

Much more satisfying experience. They ruined it so bad.

hadmonster

Jan 6, 11:17am

So, what does that have to do when th rider ng a log down a waterfall? That

fattycoug

Jan 7, 1:57am

I rode it two months ago in Disney Tokyo! (The old one)

BaseCoug

Jan 6, 10:54am

Inspiring: watch as an adult male promises not to go on children’s rides #brave

carlstud

Jan 6, 10:55am

Who rides a rollercoaster for a story?

Dataguy

Jan 6, 11:18am

Outside of Disneyland yea you’re correct but Disneyland rides all have a story

ToasterChive

Jan 6, 12:12pm

I thought a big reason was to sell merch at the end of the ride.

Fatalplacebo

Jan 6, 11:35am

I'd really like to hear you expound on how this shift is a "dumbing down" of the

Tricky

Jan 6, 11:37am

Because there’s no story or theme other than movie clips and absolutely no reason to be going off a cliff.

ToasterChive

Jan 6, 12:10pm

Come on, the original story was squeezing a round peg into a square hole anyway

Tricky

Jan 7, 10:00am

Gong to Disneyland is what’s absolutely stupid.

bluebrotha

Jan 6, 12:12pm

Yes you’re correct now but 7-10 years ago it was perfect.

ToasterChive

Jan 6, 12:13pm

I loved Splash Mountain but thought this could have been a good fit. Then they mentioned it's not based on the movie

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