I'm sad that opening presents is all Christmas is for your family.

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Dec 21, 2024
9:42:11am

Byron McNertney Solid 6 (8 if you're drunk)

I'm sad that opening presents is all Christmas is for your family.

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Byron McNertney

Previous username: sonofchet
Bio page: Byron McNertney
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Last login: Jan 3, 2025
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In our home, Santa usually sets out presents unwrapped. This year we are considering having everything wrapped to drag

shimmy In play, run(s)

12/19/24 8:34pm

Non-wrapped presents are absurd. Your Santa is wrong and evil

TCuz

12/19/24 8:48pm

This. Santa can make it all the way around the world, but cant wrap everything? makes no sense.

vegasnative

12/19/24 10:50pm

Why would he wrap them? They don't have to sit anywhere in disguise. Pointless effort.

Byron McNertney

12/20/24 4:08am

So that Christmas lasts two hours rather than two minutes

12/20/24 7:38am

I'm sad that opening presents is all Christmas is for your family.

Byron McNertney

12/21/24 9:42am

Yes, it’s the most important part. It’s the reason for the season.

TCuz

12/21/24 9:45am

Could help with kids getting up all night to sneak a peak too.

Soupie

12/19/24 8:52pm

This is the reason. My wife works 7p to 7a into Xmas and my daughter is an awful peeker

shimmy

12/19/24 9:02pm

Are your kids still in counseling after this little family tradition?

SwanSong

12/19/24 8:55pm

Santa brings our kids savings account money. No way we’re letting him get the

maxpowers

12/19/24 9:01pm

I know this is a joke but I actually heard somebody say the line about “not letting santa get the credit” IRL today and

shimmy

12/19/24 9:04pm

Parental insecurity is a real thing

maxpowers

12/19/24 9:12pm

All presents should be wrapped and all presents are from Santa. None from the parents. As God intended.

TCuz

12/19/24 9:25pm

You are bearing false testimony. We are meant to give the kids a couple gifts to be opened in the afternoon

shimmy

12/19/24 9:43pm

If you’re insecure and need credit that badly I guess that could help soothe a fragile ego

TCuz

12/19/24 9:56pm

Half the fun of Christmas when I was a kid was sneaking out at 2AM to see myloot

Scores

12/19/24 9:34pm

We do one santa gift per child and it is unwrapped. All other gifts are from

12/19/24 11:13pm

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