Why would he wrap them? They don't have to sit anywhere in disguise. Pointless effort.

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Dec 20, 2024
4:08:35am

Byron McNertney Solid 6 (8 if you're drunk)

Why would he wrap them? They don't have to sit anywhere in disguise. Pointless effort.

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Byron McNertney

Previous username: sonofchet
Bio page: Byron McNertney
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Last login: Dec 20, 2024
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In our home, Santa usually sets out presents unwrapped. This year we are considering having everything wrapped to drag

shimmy In play, run(s)

Dec 19, 8:34pm

Non-wrapped presents are absurd. Your Santa is wrong and evil

TCuz

Dec 19, 8:48pm

This. Santa can make it all the way around the world, but cant wrap everything? makes no sense.

vegasnative

Dec 19, 10:50pm

Why would he wrap them? They don't have to sit anywhere in disguise. Pointless effort.

Byron McNertney

4:08am

So that Christmas lasts two hours rather than two minutes

7:38am

Could help with kids getting up all night to sneak a peak too.

Soupie

Dec 19, 8:52pm

This is the reason. My wife works 7p to 7a into Xmas and my daughter is an awful peeker

shimmy

Dec 19, 9:02pm

Are your kids still in counseling after this little family tradition?

SwanSong

Dec 19, 8:55pm

Santa brings our kids savings account money. No way we’re letting him get the

maxpowers

Dec 19, 9:01pm

I know this is a joke but I actually heard somebody say the line about “not letting santa get the credit” IRL today and

shimmy

Dec 19, 9:04pm

Parental insecurity is a real thing

maxpowers

Dec 19, 9:12pm

All presents should be wrapped and all presents are from Santa. None from the parents. As God intended.

TCuz

Dec 19, 9:25pm

You are bearing false testimony. We are meant to give the kids a couple gifts to be opened in the afternoon

shimmy

Dec 19, 9:43pm

If you’re insecure and need credit that badly I guess that could help soothe a fragile ego

TCuz

Dec 19, 9:56pm

Half the fun of Christmas when I was a kid was sneaking out at 2AM to see myloot

Scores

Dec 19, 9:34pm

We do one santa gift per child and it is unwrapped. All other gifts are from

Dec 19, 11:13pm

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