Oct 18, 2024
2:49:19am
2:49:19am
Midnight texts from my daughter
“Dad, I was two min late getting my ROC ticket for OSU and now I’m ded. Tell your cougarfriends people that I will name my first child after anyone who can spare a ticket for a poor frosh, and that I’ll scream from the ROC like a Nordic witch in labor. Or say something funnier if you can.”
(30 seconds later)
“Actually just write what I wrote. Don’t try to come up with something funny.”
(30 seconds later)
“Actually just write what I wrote. Don’t try to come up with something funny.”
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- Franklin
- Joined
- Jun 7, 2012
- Last login
- Nov 22, 2024
- Total posts
- 25 (1 FO)
Franklin probably has to be close to the top in ratio of value added to the board per post, right? (Sandstone Cougar, Oct 19, 2024 at 4:06pm)
Where’s the Nordic Witch Report?!?! (Bryceo19, Oct 19, 2024 at 6:34am)
"Mom, why am I named Furious Monkey?" (libertycoug, Oct 18, 2024 at 12:27pm)
How many marriages do you think can be traced back to CB? (Courtimedes, Oct 18, 2024 at 9:02am)
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Cougarfriends? Is that kind of like Superfriends? We _are_ kind of a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen around here!
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Is “…since he is in the Rock with a 1”commentary on the relative attractiveness of CougarLucas’ current girlfriend?
Oct 18, 10:36am
Well I know where you can show up with a cougartail (that’s just a little too big to eat all by yourself) at halftime.
Oct 18, 11:50am
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😑Bro… it’s OK to hold off and led your dad text you a “go/no go” recommendation (no offense, Franklin), but we already
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Yeah, she’s planning on a mission… until she meets CougarLucas at halftime. Furious Monkey’s plans are all falling into
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