Since Bigute spends more time on CougarBoard than he does watching actual games, you’d think he’d have some decent hot takes by now, but nope—just more recycled arguments from 2005. He probably uses more exclamation points in his posts than wins his team has seen in a decade. If only his opinions were as sharp as his username suggests; unfortunately, “Bigute” sounds more like the mascot of a middle school dodgeball team than someone anyone takes seriously.

But hey, credit where it’s due. Bigute is basically CougarBoard’s version of “that guy” at every tailgate—loud, wrong, and somehow still invited every single time.