in fast to obscure our 360 degree view of the snow capped Alps. A couple was at the photo spot and I offered to take their picture for them (to get them to hurry up as the clouds were coming fast). I took a terrific photo of them with the most impressive peak behind them, making sure it was as flattering to her as possible while featuring the view we all made the effort to get to.

We then traded phones for our turn, we hustled into place and she held up my phone at an angle and took 3 pictures.

From the top of the Shilthorn we had 3 pictures that consisted of the dirty patio we were standing on, the peaks cut out of the picture and us dead center and not smiling or looking towards the camera because she took them before we were ready in photos that could not be framed because they were shaped like a diamond. The were immediately deleted and we were in a cloud.

I'm the best volunteer picture taker you'll ever be lucky enough to meet. My studies have shown I may be one of only a few out there.

For as much instagram content creation we witnessed, I was wholly unimpressed with the skills on display.