Body Snatcher virus. You'll start losing control in a few hours.

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May 22, 2024
4:01:34pm

Cougarclaw Truly Addicted User

Body Snatcher virus. You'll start losing control in a few hours.

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Cougarclaw

Previous username: BigWoodThunder
Bio page: Cougarclaw
Joined: Jun 22, 2011
Last login: Jun 29, 2024
Total posts: 60,261 (15,166 FO)

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Time

CB Diagnose me. Two weeks ago a started having a runny nose, sinus pressure,

Chester Copperpot

May 22, 3:59pm

Did you test yourself for COVID? It could also be the flu (real one, influenza).

Japan Coug

May 22, 4:00pm

Not yet.

Chester Copperpot

May 22, 4:00pm

Feline AIDS... Sorry, gotta amputate.

BYUtka

May 22, 4:00pm

Which appendage do you amputate for feline AIDS?

Japan Coug

May 22, 4:01pm

All of them

cougarfann888

May 22, 4:02pm

RE: All of them

Japan Coug

May 22, 4:06pm

RE: All of them

StantonMac

May 22, 4:08pm

Search says you've made this joke 69 times so far going back to 2014.

DubuMfalme

May 22, 4:29pm

Body Snatcher virus. You'll start losing control in a few hours.

Cougarclaw

May 22, 4:01pm

Control of what? I already don't have any bowel control.

Chester Copperpot

May 22, 4:02pm

That actually made me laugh out loud a bit, ... thank you.

Dan

May 22, 4:04pm

It could be Lupus

Biyamiti

May 22, 4:05pm

RE: It could be Lupus

Hypnotoad

May 22, 4:07pm

RE: It could be Lupus

StantonMac

May 22, 4:09pm

He's going to turn into a werewolf?!? Awesome!!!

BYUtka

May 22, 4:08pm

RE: He's going to turn into a werewolf?!? Awesome!!!

Chester Copperpot

May 22, 4:09pm

Did you eat any questionably old food before it all started?

SinkingQuffa

May 22, 4:10pm

Not that I can remember. I have had food poising or just something that doesn't

Chester Copperpot

May 22, 4:12pm

Adenovirus can do all that. It will pass.

SaturdaySpecialDay

May 22, 4:13pm

Was just going to post the same thing

cougaman

May 22, 4:14pm

Yeah, seems like something like that.

Chester Copperpot

May 22, 4:17pm

Don’t be surprised if you get goopy eyes as well.

cougaman

May 22, 4:22pm

Maybe just lucky enough to get two different bugs in succession. Norovirus can cause your current symptoms and has been

Betteroffblue

May 22, 4:21pm

I hope I can stop pooping by tomorrow so I can go to my daughters graduation.

Chester Copperpot

May 22, 4:25pm

Never fear

Dan

May 22, 4:30pm

Feline AIDS.

crack

May 22, 4:29pm

RE: Feline AIDS.

Chester Copperpot

May 22, 4:34pm

It’s the number one killer of domestic cats.

PhilPete

May 23, 3:22am

Sounds like COVID.

PhilPete

May 23, 3:21am

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