So there's this lady walking down the street carrying a duck.

Sep 13, 2022
9:48:45pm

Y-Zag All-American

Guy comes up to her and says: I beg your pardon, that's the biggest fattest pig I have ever seen.

Lady says: I beg your pardon, it's a duck

Guy says: I know, I was talking to the duck.

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Anyone know Duck jokes? Something to really quack me up? Anything humorous will fit the bill.

Dr MoBYU Truly Addicted User

9/13/22 8:49pm

This one's eating my popcorn.

LeftOfNormal

9/13/22 8:49pm

Man this is going to get down right Daffy.

TheHop

9/13/22 8:49pm

What do a duck and a bike have in common?

Cougzilla

9/13/22 8:49pm

Duck goes into a bar and pounds ten shots of whiskey. As he is waddling out

AF'er

9/13/22 10:11pm

What’s a duck’s favorite game? Duck duck goose.

DieHarder

9/13/22 8:50pm

RE: Anyone know Duck jokes? Something to really quack me up? Anything humorous

Bergloewe

9/13/22 8:50pm

What were bill Clinton’s last instructions to Monica L?

Cabadapeste

9/13/22 8:52pm

Ute fan walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender shouts at him

SuperTank

9/13/22 8:55pm

Mild language warning

LevZloi

9/13/22 8:58pm

What is the difference between a shoe salesman and a butcher?

Benfica1

9/13/22 8:59pm

Ah, just like the girlfriend and a pear in Spanish

DKN

9/13/22 9:00pm

Una es pera y la otra no espera. Classic Spanish Mormon joke.

ballen

9/16/22 9:32am

RE: Anyone know Duck jokes? Something to really quack me up? Anything humorous

deejo

9/13/22 8:59pm

Why do ducks have tails?

mobomanjoe

9/13/22 8:59pm

You still won’t win your appeal.

TwinsRight

9/13/22 9:01pm

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JimmyZ

9/13/22 9:03pm

Where do all the duck criminals go?

Cougz19

9/13/22 9:04pm

Not really a joke, but:

Brisco

9/13/22 9:06pm

And this one, which would work better if we were Air Force:

Brisco

9/13/22 9:07pm

Why do ducks fly south for the winter?.

Blue2thebone

9/13/22 9:08pm

What's the difference between a duck?

sethj250

9/13/22 9:09pm

RE: What's the difference between a duck?

SuperTank

9/13/22 9:10pm

RE: What's the difference between a duck?

sethj250

9/13/22 9:12pm

Duck duck , duck joke is the best

CarolinaCoug

9/13/22 9:19pm

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

homegrown

9/13/22 9:33pm

R is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it murder and not

mitchwhite221

9/13/22 9:37pm

So this duck walks into a bar.

EarthGuy

9/13/22 9:39pm

Duck walks into a bar...

EarlSpeak

9/13/22 9:44pm

Reminds me of a song….

DiamondMo

9/13/22 9:47pm

So there's this lady walking down the street carrying a duck.

Y-Zag

9/13/22 9:48pm

What rhymes with duck? 😃

NonmormonYfan89

9/13/22 10:01pm

Buck

Y-Zag

9/13/22 10:02pm

Go to YouTube and type in: BuddyHackett duck joke

ggrigg41

9/13/22 10:10pm

Let me take a GANDER.

CougaRR4L

9/13/22 10:35pm

I was in downtown Boise Idaho and I saw a duck.

GrumpyCougar

9/13/22 11:45pm

Their mascot looks like an intellectual property infringement of Disney’s D Duck

BlooCoog

9/14/22 12:05am

Waddle you do if I quack a good joke? It’ll be migratest joke you’ve ever bird…🦆

Cougs4Lfe

9/14/22 2:37am

Got any grapes?

Cougs4Lfe

9/14/22 2:39am

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