My Account
Sign up, and CougarBoard will remember which categories you want to view.
Sign up
Report problem with this ad
Start a related thread
Start a related poll
Reply via Boardmail
Sep 13, 2022
8:55
:14
pm
SuperTank
Truly Addicted User
Ute fan walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender shouts at him
“You can’t come in here with a pig!”
The guy replies “this isn’t a pig, it’s a duck!”
“I know. I was talking to the duck.”
Start a related thread
Start a related poll
Reply via Boardmail
Report problem with this ad
SuperTank
Bio page
SuperTank
Joined
Apr 21, 2010
Last login
Oct 5, 2024
Total posts
48,598 (17,242 FO)
Report problem with this ad
Messages
Author
Time
Anyone know Duck jokes? Something to really quack me up? Anything humorous will fit the bill.
Dr MoBYU
Truly Addicted User
9/13/22 8:49pm
This one's eating my popcorn.
LeftOfNormal
9/13/22 8:49pm
Man this is going to get down right Daffy.
TheHop
9/13/22 8:49pm
What do a duck and a bike have in common?
Cougzilla
9/13/22 8:49pm
Duck goes into a bar and pounds ten shots of whiskey. As he is waddling out
AF'er
9/13/22 10:11pm
What’s a duck’s favorite game? Duck duck goose.
DieHarder
9/13/22 8:50pm
RE: Anyone know Duck jokes? Something to really quack me up? Anything humorous
Bergloewe
9/13/22 8:50pm
What were bill Clinton’s last instructions to Monica L?
Cabadapeste
9/13/22 8:52pm
Ute fan walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender shouts at him
SuperTank
9/13/22 8:55pm
Mild language warning
LevZloi
9/13/22 8:58pm
What is the difference between a shoe salesman and a butcher?
Benfica1
9/13/22 8:59pm
Ah, just like the girlfriend and a pear in Spanish
DKN
9/13/22 9:00pm
Una es pera y la otra no espera. Classic Spanish Mormon joke.
ballen
9/16/22 9:32am
RE: Anyone know Duck jokes? Something to really quack me up? Anything humorous
deejo
9/13/22 8:59pm
Why do ducks have tails?
mobomanjoe
9/13/22 8:59pm
You still won’t win your appeal.
TwinsRight
9/13/22 9:01pm
<< Deleted >>
JimmyZ
9/13/22 9:03pm
Where do all the duck criminals go?
Cougz19
9/13/22 9:04pm
Not really a joke, but:
Brisco
9/13/22 9:06pm
And this one, which would work better if we were Air Force:
Brisco
9/13/22 9:07pm
Why do ducks fly south for the winter?.
Blue2thebone
9/13/22 9:08pm
What's the difference between a duck?
sethj250
9/13/22 9:09pm
RE: What's the difference between a duck?
SuperTank
9/13/22 9:10pm
RE: What's the difference between a duck?
sethj250
9/13/22 9:12pm
Duck duck , duck joke is the best
CarolinaCoug
9/13/22 9:19pm
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
homegrown
9/13/22 9:33pm
R is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it murder and not
mitchwhite221
9/13/22 9:37pm
So this duck walks into a bar.
EarthGuy
9/13/22 9:39pm
Duck walks into a bar...
EarlSpeak
9/13/22 9:44pm
Reminds me of a song….
DiamondMo
9/13/22 9:47pm
So there's this lady walking down the street carrying a duck.
Y-Zag
9/13/22 9:48pm
What rhymes with duck? 😃
NonmormonYfan89
9/13/22 10:01pm
Buck
Y-Zag
9/13/22 10:02pm
Go to YouTube and type in: BuddyHackett duck joke
ggrigg41
9/13/22 10:10pm
Let me take a GANDER.
CougaRR4L
9/13/22 10:35pm
I was in downtown Boise Idaho and I saw a duck.
GrumpyCougar
9/13/22 11:45pm
Their mascot looks like an intellectual property infringement of Disney’s D Duck
BlooCoog
9/14/22 12:05am
Waddle you do if I quack a good joke? It’ll be migratest joke you’ve ever bird…🦆
Cougs4Lfe
9/14/22 2:37am
Got any grapes?
Cougs4Lfe
9/14/22 2:39am
Report problem with this ad
Posting on CougarBoard
In order to post, you will need to either
sign up
or
log in
.
Report problem with this ad