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May 10, 2022
7:29:17pm

IceCreamButt Truly Addicted User

Cant be hotter than Satan's Bhole for half the year. (No Vegas, Phoenix, central valley/imperial valley, CA)

If I wanted to be miserable as I burned in a fiery hell I would just move in with Taylor Lorenz.

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IceCreamButt

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If you were moving to the west (map included) and conditions were the following,

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 7:12pm

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Ragnar Danneskjold

5/10/22 7:14pm

Temecula CA. You're welcome.

creameryon9th

5/10/22 7:15pm

I thought the same, but he might have disqualified it. Is it part of imperial valley?

Ragnar Danneskjold

5/10/22 7:19pm

I only included imperial valley because my understanding is it is generally

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 7:24pm

I believe it can be toasty in the summer. But winters + 90 min from the beach are ok.

Ragnar Danneskjold

5/10/22 7:26pm

Temecula is nowhere near the Imperial Valley. Lot’s of traffic though.

valcorger

5/10/22 7:40pm

Tmec is inland empire, not imperial valley.

creameryon9th

5/10/22 7:42pm

Forgot to mention no commies.

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 7:20pm

Pretty conservative in Temecula.

Ragnar Danneskjold

5/10/22 7:21pm

Yeah baby. You can be my neighbor.

hitechcpa

5/10/22 8:03pm

45-60 minutes outside of Seattle could fit the bill.

Malacis

5/10/22 7:16pm

Spokane/Coeur d’Alene

Magathis

5/10/22 7:21pm

cracked out vagrants/skinheads

Backcountry

5/10/22 7:49pm

Pretty sure there’s a “no vacancy” sign as you enter CDA.

Bradleyd16

5/10/22 8:38pm

I have drawn this official map

TCuz

5/10/22 7:22pm

Your inability to follow the instructions is astounding.

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 7:29pm

Oh c'mon, Nevada is awesome!

LaVellIfIKnow

5/10/22 8:16pm

Im glad you feel that way. Cheaper real estate for me in Elko.

Backcountry

5/10/22 8:18pm

Not many options

BingoNY

5/10/22 7:24pm

Northern NM sucks, don't move here

Windward_Coug

5/10/22 7:32pm

Farmington?

Backcountry

5/10/22 7:49pm

Go Scorpians!

IBe_WhyYou

5/10/22 8:06pm

Los Alamos, White Rock, Santa Fe area.

Windward_Coug

5/10/22 9:10pm

Been pretty much everywhere in the West and the op description fit NM or Spokane

bluelands

5/10/22 10:07pm

Eugene or Colorado Springs.

TheBlueCougar

5/10/22 7:26pm

Colorado Springs? Fort Collins? Cheyenne?

Spiff

5/10/22 7:27pm

I’d rather burn in Satan’s butthole than live in Cheyenne

Magathis

5/10/22 7:34pm

Didn't Lavell Edwards say that? Great man.

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 7:42pm

“I’d rather lose and live in Provo than win and live in Laramie”

Magathis

5/10/22 7:48pm

I’d ignore the last point and choose Oak Hills area of Provo, Midway or Oakley.

4mack

5/10/22 7:28pm

What is the oak hills area of Provo?

volleyjiver

5/10/22 9:31pm

East bench east of the MTC and the temple. Spectacular views, cool homes.

4mack

5/10/22 9:54pm

Ahh, that's where my parents live. I've just never heard it called oak hills.

volleyjiver

5/10/22 9:59pm

Google maps has all of those communities named and oaks hills has been known as

4mack

5/10/22 10:11pm

Probably Indian hills... Their street is piute.

volleyjiver

5/10/22 10:18pm

Sedona/Flagstaff... or Casper

panacablue

5/10/22 7:29pm

Probably Boise metro of those. Maybe

Socrates Johnson

5/10/22 7:32pm

I’d say Fort Collins or Colorado Springs are your only options.

RalphWiggam

5/10/22 7:35pm

Kalispell is where I could see us going next, but it's a little too far from

volleyjiver

5/10/22 10:03pm

Elko, NV. I am trying to think of a better palce to settle down. Nothing else

Backcountry

5/10/22 7:36pm

^If I ever type out this sentence I want the entire board to know it’s code that I’ve been kidnapped, call 911.

TCuz

5/10/22 7:37pm

Where is the airport and fun things to do? Maybe I wasn't clear enough but

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 7:41pm

You are 3 hours from SLC. And there is more to do in Elko than there is in San

Backcountry

5/10/22 7:43pm

RE: You are 3 hours from SLC. And there is more to do in Elko than there is in San

Magathis

5/10/22 7:49pm

If I wanted to live 3 hours from SLC airport I would live in Provo.

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 7:54pm

I stopped at a McDonald’s once in Elko and all the locals looked like they had radiation positioning. 0/10.

TCuz

5/10/22 7:45pm

Thats your problem. You should have eaten at the Carls Jr instead.

Backcountry

5/10/22 7:46pm

Is the radiation positioning where you're flat on your back, not breathing?

Les IsMore

5/11/22 1:59pm

I’ve treated just one patient from Elko. That one encounter was enough for me to

valleus

5/10/22 8:20pm

So you were intimidated by his wealth and sophistication?

Backcountry

5/10/22 8:37pm

You just described Reno/Tahoe.

Sandstone Cougar

5/10/22 7:36pm

I was going to reply Reno as well.

fldnstrm

5/10/22 7:59pm

Seems like a good locale. How big is the airport?

cajuncoug

5/10/22 8:06pm

Not a ton of direct flights, but easy to get in and out.

Sandstone Cougar

5/10/22 8:16pm

Very similar in size to Boise apparently, within a few spots of Boise of the

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 8:19pm

Airport was my only question

cajuncoug

5/10/22 8:47pm

I was afraid this would be the answer. My brief experiences in Reno were decent.

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 8:07pm

Reno/Tahoe cost of living is ridiculous

bluelands

5/10/22 10:10pm

RE: If you were moving to the west (map included) and conditions were the

BingoNY

5/10/22 7:45pm

Who wouldn't want to live next to me?

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 7:53pm

You deserve to live in Reno.

Corn

5/10/22 7:46pm

Reno is an amazing town. Too big, but awesome if you are a big metro person.

Backcountry

5/10/22 7:47pm

"deserve". Are you insulting me? Or praising me?

IceCreamButt

5/10/22 8:05pm

Reno is for folks with high expectations.

Corn

5/10/22 8:29pm

Wasilla, Alaska

bluecougar1985

5/10/22 7:54pm

Palmer is so much better. An Alaska Native friend of mine told me wasilla means

thor1991

5/10/22 9:03pm

I served my mission there, really I didn’t differentiate the two, Palmer and

bluecougar1985

5/10/22 11:44pm

So…actual Boise?

cajuncoug

5/10/22 7:54pm

Prescott Valley, AZ!

AzCugrFan

5/10/22 8:04pm

Kingman, AZ. You can take your family to visit the largest mosque outside the ME

holipuluki

5/10/22 8:11pm

Sacramento foothills, Spokane, Fort Collins

valleus

5/10/22 8:14pm

Cottonwood/Prescott AZ

pegushin

5/10/22 8:22pm

Well there is good old San Diago

-C9-

5/10/22 8:36pm

It has a crappy beach and legoland and thats about it

Backcountry

5/10/22 8:37pm

Rapid City or Sioux Falls, S.D.

Courtimedes

5/10/22 8:39pm

Middle of nowhere next to big mountains in Utah or Wyoming.

FieroCoug

5/10/22 8:45pm

Pinedale, WY.

Backcountry

5/10/22 8:47pm

Jackson or Star Valley in Wyoming would be great but breaks the airport rule

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